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Download Choices™! The game that molds its story around every choice you make! Free on the App Store and Google Play! Please someone help me Im Trapped in here a racist version of Tron just tried to fucking kill me he bruised my tailbone with a glowing tambourine

People defending Pewdiepie: Everyone makes Hitler jokes!

1. No, that is incorrect. Maybe everyone you know makes Hitler jokes, but you know a very, very tiny fraction of the number of people out there.

2. There is a world of difference between “Hitler jokes” along the lines of say:
“What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? I can Nazi.“
“Hitler wanted peace. A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of Turkey.”
and paying people to hold up signs saying “Death to all Jews”.

No, you see the difference, you just don’t care.

Well, I care. Anyone have a list of Youtubers defending PDP? I need to dig through my subs list with my unfollow finger ready.

Just assume for the rest of the day this is an XV Ultimania translation blog.

Again, grain of salt. I’m trying but very rusty. 

The Gods

The gods of the ‘six’ were mentioned in myth of Eos. They are closely related to the royal family. The ring of light was made by the Six and handed over as a generous gift as proof of the king. Very few people can speak to the gods and it takes a messenger to appreciate their language, which can not be understood by ordinary people. The battle of the gods traces back and is said to have broken out over a betrayal of the god Ifrit, but further details are not widely known.

Lunas Notebook

Depending on your responses with the Luna notebook, it influences the item description at the end of the game. If you answer badly entire time it will say “there’s a trace of dust” on it when you can see it as a key item. If you’re nice, it will state the book is “well worn.” If your responses are favorable then it will say “There are tears on the pages.” Translator Note: This is not exact as the descriptions will be different between english and JP.

Verstael Besithia

A mad scientist who aims to create the strongest existence by his own hand. He is in charge of the laboratory of the Nifelheim empire. The man who succeeded in mass producing magical soldiers based on the information provided by Ardyn. He does not hesitate, and regarded the six gods as just another research material.

Directors Commentary: Translators note; unorganized.Paraphrased.

The scene with leviathan was supposed to be luna’s moment. Like Yuna in FFX, or Aeriths in FF7. While Yuna is sad to do her duty, Luna is determined and strong.

It’s heavily implied Cor’s nickname “The Immortal” is meant to be mocking for running from Insomnia before the fall.

More Ardyn with Commentary

Translators Note: This one was very difficult to translate for me. The descriptor pointed to something taboo or ‘dirty’ besides how wrong it already was. This one is heavily implied rather than straight out said. 

What were the dolls at the end of game?

Tabata: This is a description of how long Ardyn waited for Noctis. he is a sloppy personality with a.. depraved satisfaction unlike normal people. He is the kind of character to make this 'dirty’ (not as-in grimy. dirty) scenery and play with it while he waited.

Ardyn was trying to achieve his victory by defeating Noctis as king, but was it purely for revenge?

Tabata: I wonder if there was a profound reason besides wanting to taste the highest pleasure of revenge on a strengthened Noctis. The misfortune of Noctis was based on my own happiness.

Translators Note: Dirty in the first statement is perverse. It also seems like Tabata gets off on the ending of the game. Explains a lot.It also seems like the corpses in the throne room were real bodies, a testament of Ardyns ability to preserve. It’s loosely stated Ardyn had much more power than he used, to the point of implying Noctis was allowed to win for the sake of Ardyn emerging victorious. 

Director commentary states the ending of the game was left purposefully vague, so that the player could decide what happens in the end. It is left entirely up to interpretation. 

feb 14, 2017

as i wrote in a poem recently, i believe a relationship with God is “a step by step masterpiece”. or, in other words, it doesn’t just come into existence and that is it. it is a constant, every morning decision that get’s stronger and stronger with each step. and sometimes weaker and weaker. and sometimes we stop completely. it’s not always the same. it morphs, it weakens, it strengthens, it moves like a living organism and we can’t deny its changing rhythms. we can’t box up a breathing and moving God. 

to paraphrase a favorite quote, God is a surgeon. He’s going to tackle your most fatal wound first. He’s not going to work on the scrape on your knee when blood is gushing from your neck. And, in your relationship, piece by piece, He’s going to work on all the other places that need fixing.

that is how i feel right now. no, i have not taken steps backwards. no, i haven’t “slipped away”, “went a different path”, “become worldly”, or whatever else people like to word it as, because i don’t think it’s ever that black and white. 

you’re not one foot in, one foot out - you’re three toes one way, with the last two trying to go the other way, and the whole other foot is burned off up to the ankle and even if you knew where you were headed, you can’t walk and get there. and you’re begging for guidance but you’re alone. you’re all alone. you feel all alone. 

it’s not simple. it’s a moment by moment, decision by decision, prayer by prayer, step by step masterpiece. 

my heart is broken for many reasons. i hate him, i don’t like him, i don’t want anything to do with him. i’m in surgery and God is working on my fatal wounds. bitterness is just a scraped knee and we’re both more worried about the blood loss. what i’m saying is, i don’t believe in him at all but my heart is broken and i’m desperate to be fixed. and who knows, if he can fix my heart - well, he can take the rest too. 

Me: Google, I need some drawing references…

Basically, i searched up in google “Shota poses” AND EVENTUALLY, GOOGLE GAVE ME HEDGEHOGS. Thanks just what I needed ;////////////;


CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE PLEASE HELP I’m trying to watch Skam because apparently it’s an amazing tv show however, I have found the google drive links but every single one of them seems to lead to the same drive and I can’t access it because google has placed it limit on it and I can’t download it or anything because apparently it’s gone over the google’s limit. So can anyone please please send the me the links for season 1 with english subs. I would be so thankfullllll!!!!!!!!!

beautifulwhensarcastic  asked:

WHAT IF one of those rumored two scenes of Peggy in IW is her and Bucky? A flashback or (please please please) Peggy alive due to stones, but of Peggy and Bucky interacting.

I HAVE NOT HEARD OF SUCH RUMORS BUT WOULD MARVEL DARE TORTURE ME LIKE THIS/??? I would give anything to have Peggy and Bucky interactions in canon. I mean I still fiercely headcanon that Bucky visited Peggy after WS because cmon other than Steve she was literally the only person left alive who knew him from the war. BUT G OD what I wouldn’t give for a flashback involving Peggy and Bucky. WWII flashback like idk them drinking in a bar grumbling about Steve and how he’ll be dragging them along even after the war and he’ll need them to get him out of trouble till they’re old lolol. I can’t hurt myself and hope for her coming back to life because that would be too much of a disappointment to face when it doesn’t happen. TTWTT


Hey, Google’s father’s day logo reminds me of something…. Oh wait