I’m in a google chat hangout with some other editor/writer types and there’s one guy in there just furiously jacking off to the importance of suffering in narrative and I’m one more “I just think it adds depth to our humanity” away from mailing him that 50 gallon drum of lubricant on amazon because jesus god my dude give it a rest.
Author: @dumbass-stilinski Rating: NSFW 18+ Pairing: Stuart Twombly/Reader Words: 2,656 AN: A little birdie told me there’s going to be a couple of Stuart fics coming out in the next week….here’s one for ya. I love you guys, I hope you like!
Your boyfriend Stuart worked long hours a lot, and it could get pretty lonely. He loved his job, and you knew it he was good at it. He was incredibly smart, and he’d been chosen out of hundreds of applicants for the internship that got him started with Google, and you were so, so proud of him. You just missed him.
He texted you whenever he had a free moment, asking you about your day, and making plans with you for dinner, telling you stories about his co-workers, or jokes that made you laugh. But sometimes you wished he could stay in bed with you all day, putting those fingers to better use on your body, instead of on his phone or computer.
celebration - how rans cellies his bday with his bros
“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling twenty-two,” Holster croons, shouldering into the room with a tray filled with breakfast food and coffee.
“Mmm Holtzy,” Ransom murmurs, sitting up in bed. He pulls the covers around himself as Holster sets the tray down and snuggles up next to him on the bed. “Birthday cuddles starting early this year?” Ransom chuckles.
“I’d cuddle you all day if I could, birthday boy,” Holster whispers, mouth pressed to Ransom’s neck. He peppers kisses up the column of Ransom’s neck until Ransom finally turns his head to catch Holster’s lips in a proper kiss.
Bitty and Lardo:
When Ransom gets to Jerry’s, Bits and Lardo are already sitting at their usual booth.
“Happy birthday, Rans!” Bitty exclaims when he sees him, scooching over to make room for Ransom next to him.
“Happy birthday, bro,” Lardo grins, reaching a fist over the table for Ransom to bump. “We ordered you some mozzarella sticks and those wontons you like already.”
“And lunch is on us, so get whatever you want!” Bitty adds.
“Thanks, guys,” Ransom smiles.
“Now,” Bitty says, “Tell us what the dumb biology teacher said today.”
“Oh my God,” Ransom groans, ready to go in.
Chowder, Nursey, and Dex:
Ransom has to laugh when he walks into the Haus and is immediately greeted by all three frogs screaming what seems to be a rendition of “Happy Birthday.” Chowder practically tackles him into a hug while Dex holds out a beer for him and Nursey shoves a present into his hand.
“You guys didn’t need to give me a present!”
“Just open it, bro,” Dex grins.
Ransom nearly cries when he sees the ‘Mashkov’ on the back of the jersey.
“Holy fuck, guys, we made him cry,” Nursey says.
“Shut the fuck up, this is so nice, I’m allowed to cry,” Ransom chokes out, grabbing the beer and taking a long slug.”I am now formally requesting a birthday frog cuddle.”
He’s knocked over onto the couch immediately and ends up wearing half the beer, but he figures it’s worth it.
Jack and Shitty:
“Shits, the fact that you’re naked is not helping me convince my teammates that this Google Hangout is not a weird sex thing,” Jack whines.
“Woah, woah, woah, are you saying this isn’t a weird sex thing?” Ransom laughs, “Then what is my birthday present?”
“Your present, young Justin, is our presence… and also the Falcs tix and Tim Horton’s giftcard,” Shitty answers, smiling widely on the screen.
Shitty and Jack start bickering, then, and Ransom loves it. It’s just like old times, with Shitty and Jack still in the Haus. It’s a good way to end his birthday - the same way he ended his last three birthdays, now that he thinks about it.
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1:30- livestream starts, Niall intros it 2:10- Ben vs. Niall directing round 1 2:37- Ben vs. Harry makeup round
3:05- what’s changed since x-factor question 5:12- Harry’s sneezing sequence 6:07- Niall watches the old video diaries and xtra factor 6:25- Ben vs Louis braces and Toms round 7:22- first mention of control, the boys talk about clothes specifically, music comes up after 9:22- noises in the background, “keep it down!”- Louis ft. whisper-yelling 9:28- Ben uses the “fetus” terminology 9:35- “1D AF”- Harry 9:48- Ben vs Louis x-factor self advice round 10:24- Ben blatantly redirects to Zayn to try to get a serious answer 11:30- Ben tries to get them to stop being negative about their old x-factor hair cuts 11:32- first Narry fist bump