he’s a very unused NPC in the world of neo, but i wanted a cute canon url. i was originally ne0pot for like 2 days, then switched to gruslens for a month. after that, i wanted a better, still-canon url, so i searched through the gallery of evil and tried out any URLs i liked. at the time, @taxbeast was taken, so i went with tax-beast. i used to think urls with hyphens were stupid but i much prefer them now.
as for the NPC himself, i really do like his design and i love the halloween yurble that’s based on him too. i’m kinda glad i didn’t get a more popular url… i like just bein’ me. :-)
TO BE FAIR THOUGH I WANT HIM AS A CHALLENGER AND I WANT THAT FUCKING TROPHY FOR BEING TAXED
Shiro and Keith are cuddling on the couch. Keith relaxes into the hug and closes his eyes, but then Shiro pinches his nose. “Shiiiro,” he halfheartedly groans, but Shiro laughs because he thinks Keith’s nasal voice is cute.
Shiro and Keith are out shopping for clothes, because they’ve been told that having only two outfits in their closet is unacceptable. Keith asks Shiro what he should buy, and Shiro points towards a skimpy, black dress. (In return, Keith picks out a bunny suit for Shiro. “Keith, where did you even get that?”)
Keith’s getting a haircut. Shiro stands next to him, and tells the barber to “shave it all off.”
Shiro and Keith are sitting together in the lounge, and Keith’s sipping on his juice pouch. While Keith’s not looking, Shiro drinks it all, and acts innocent when Keith accuses him.
Shiro and Keith are making out against a wall. Shiro tries to slide a leg between Keith’s thighs, but accidentally bangs it too hard against the wall.
Shiro and Keith share a bed, one pillow for each of them. If Keith’s too late, Shiro will be fast asleep with both pillows.