goofy goober theme song

  • Shido: So…nobody knows.
  • Director: Maybe it was…
  • Shido: SHUT UP!
  • *Director is hit with a box*
  • Shido: Somebody in here, AIN’T a real man. YOU! *Points to Akechi and Sae trying to walk out* We’re on a baby hunt, and don’t think we don’t know how to weed ‘em out! NOW EVERYBODY LINE UP!
  • *Conspiracy and Government members are forced into line*
  • Shido: DJ! Time for the test.
  • *The bossy AD plays the Goofy Goober theme song*
  • Shido: No baby can resist singing along to this!
  • Akechi: *whispering* Sae-san…it’s the Goofy Goober theme song…
  • Sae: *whispering back* I know…
  • *Shido walks along the line of Conspiracy members, intimidates the Principal, and then hears the Yazuka cleaner cough*
  • Shido: IT WAS YOU! YOU’RE THE BABY-
  • Yazuka: No, no! I only coughed, I swear!
  • Shido: *Does the 'I’m watching you gesture at the Yazuka’ then continues walking* DJ! Turn it up LOUDER!
  • Yazuka: Whew…!
  • *Bossy AD turns up the volume*
  • Sae: *struggling* Don’t sing along, Akechi-kun…!
  • Akechi: *also struggling* I’m…trying…Trying…so…hard~!
  • Shido: *stops near their positions* I’m a goofy goober, yeah, you’re a goofy goober, yeah, we’re all goofy goobers, yeah…
  • *Akechi and Sae struggle not to sing and their mouths are forced open-!*
  • Beefy and Scruffy Romantic: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER’S YEAH!
  • *disc scratch, music stops*
  • Shido: Heheh, well, well, well… *heads over to the stereotypes* WHICH ONE OF YOU BABIES WAS IT?!
  • Beefy and Scruffy Romantic: *attempt to accuse each other* It was him! Uh…he did it! I’ve never eaten at GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER’S YEAH!!! *Cover each other’s mouth with a 'oh crap’ expression.
  • Shido: Well…looks like we got ourselves a DOUBLE BABY!
  • *Everyone All-Out Attacks the Romantics expect for Akechi and Sae*
  • Sae: Man, that was a close call…
  • Akechi: That’s what I thought~
  • Sae: Lucky-shhshh…
  • *Akechi and Sae escape*