goodnight snack

Let’s talk about AkaKuroo

Okay, so first off - I’m having a lot of trouble knowing that they can’t have smart, attractive sarcastic babies together. Like they should just adopt Kiyoko and have done with it. Please stop me

But I was just - well, I was thinking about them showering together? So, okay, picture this with me:

Akaashi’s had a very hard, exhausting day, right? He just wants a hot shower, maybe some tea, and then bed.

So Kuroo’s watching him dragging his feet all the way to the bathroom, and he hates the idea that Akaashi would end his day feeling like that - that being the last thing he feels before falling asleep. As if he’s gonna let that happen. Goes into the bathroom, and the water’s already running. So he strips down, says something to announce his presence - because he knows Akaashi’s kinda stuck in his head just then - asks him if he’s okay, or how his day went. Then carefully pulls the curtain open and steps into the shower. Wraps his arms around Akaashi before he can even get out a groan. Just stands there with him for a bit, until he feels Akaashi relaxing a little - rubs circles into the small of his back, kisses his forehead, just lets him stay there as long as he wants. Massages shampoo into his hair and smiles brightly at him whenever their eyes meet, talks about something stupid to distract him. Once his mood’s improved a bit, Kuroo starts screwing around with him until he manages to coax a laugh or two out of him (probably an “idiot!” or two as well, oop). Akaashi kisses him a bit, they finish washing and wrap themselves in fuzzy towels and have some tea together before falling into bed and wrapping themselves around each other and just… existing together until they fall asleep.

And Akaashi wakes up feeling so refreshed and actually able to take on the next day~

Warning: Yet another vorish rant below

Since my last post went so surprisingly well, I’m doing another. Today, I’m gonna talk about food. Sure, just eating someone is cool and all, but sometimes you just need a little more, you know? Vore that includes other food besides the prey is quite common, and there are so many potential scenarios that could be created! Here are some of my most favorite things about using food in vore:

- Food already in a stomach when prey arrives. Weather it be pizza sludge or hot herbal tea, more often than not a prey is going to find themselves sitting in whatever the prey ate last. This can drastically change the conditions of the situation. A stomach filled with liquids is like being in a goopy Jacuzzi, while being covered waist-down in partially digested lunch is a completely different experience. I love the initial shock and disgust the prey is confronted with. It just amplifies the fact that they were just eaten alive, and now will potentially share the same fate as taco Tuesday.

- The pred eating while prey is already inside. Imagine sitting in a warm dark stomach, finally just getting used to your surroundings, when a faint, wet rumble is heard from above. You look up, only to see the sphincter directly above you twitch and then open wide, dousing you with ice cold water or covering you in chewed-up mush and saliva. Obviously, the most common reaction to having the pred eat while they are inside would be annoyance. After all, they just ate an entire person, and they are still hungry? rude. Sometimes though, if the humid and sticky stomach is getting too hot, a nice shower of cold soda would be a delicious and refreshing treat for the both of them. Some people may even like the gradual filling of the stomach, their surroundings becoming tighter as more and more food enters. Either way, eating with someone inside will always provoke interesting interactions between prey and pred.  

- Teasing: One of my favorite food scenarios is when person A eats the last (insert food item here) that person B was really looking forward to eating. Person A then teases Person B, saying something along the lines of “Well I guess there’s only one way for you to get it now,” and person B either demands to be eaten, or begrudgingly accepts.  

- Preparation: I just love the idea of a tiny rolling around in icing or chocolate sauce, (something that the pred can’t resist) to give their giant friend a special treat. Added bonus: this also must warrant a nice and thorough licking  Another similar scenario is when the pred prepares a meal, and offers themselves up as an added ingredient. The best is when the prey lounges around in the pred’s tea or soup, and after they are finished, gets to be eaten by their friend for dessert, re-joining the meal once again.

- Accidental vore: One of the most popular ways to accidentally eat someone is to have them stuck in they pred’s food. Whether he was going to attempt to jump out and scare his friend as a prank, accidentally fell in and got stuck, or needed a place to hide, almost every instance of accidental vore involves food. This adds even more shock and embarrassment when the pred realizes what they have done; and that the prey has been marinating for an hour in his stomach with whatever he ate them with.  

- The word marinating. That is all.  

- Stuffing: Ok, I know this Isn’t *technically* vore, but this is my page and I put what I want in it.
Anyway, a big dream of mine is to be relaxing on top of a giant stomach as they are eating a meal, getting to feel and hear all of the sensations, from the enormous human-sized gulps traveling down the throat, to the passage of the food through the sphincter as it plops into the stomach, the hours of churning waves and gurgles of attempted digestion, and finally the engorged stomach emptying its partly-digested contents into the intestines to be squeezed along deeper into the body. yow.

Ok, that’s all for tonight, and If you liked these scenarios/ideas, feel free to leave a comment! Goodnight, and remember, midnight snacks are never frowned upon! 

[TRANS by EXIDear]

hyeliniseo: My mama bird hani hani hani 25th Happy Birthday.
We always spend your birthday oversea…
This year I couldn’t cook you seaweed soup as well, but after we go back to Korea I will give your delivery service. Seaweed soup delivery man ㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is the fourth year we are together. You are always wise and always learning. EXID is grateful to have you in its life.

I, your sister, am happy that I can be together with you during the splendid moments of my life.

PS. Eat meals regularly instead of eating snacks. Goodnight. I am not sure if it’s today or tommorrow, but anyway see you 4 hours later ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Goodnight

His Lover: Sinister

(Closed RP with @thedevilslittlebitch )

Sinestra had heard the bell from the master bedroom, as it usually did at this time of day when the Master was starting to wind down for the day. Usually, it was a gentle ringing telling her to bring tea and a dessert as a goodnight snack. But tonight, the call was different. The signal like that, Sinestra had learned, meant that it was time for a bit more personal, quality time with Master Jayden. Still preparing the tea, she also brought a second slice of cheesecake, and quickly made her way up to the bedroom.