goodnight goodnight maroon 5

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Hey. Hey. How was it? It was weird. Oh? Yeah somebody slipped something in my drink I think it was acid cause I was sort of tripping balls. Future turned into a teddy bear and James was getting blown by a chicken. Mm Hmm. It was crazy. And then I got arrested or the cops came but they weren’t really the cops it was like this adorable little cartoon stripper. She gave me like a adorable little cartoon stripper lap dance. Mm Hmm. That was wierd. And then these two girls they pulled me into a room for a threesome and- *behati gives him a look* -nothing happened. Nothing happened. *behati rolls back over* One had the head of a donkey and the other one had the head of like a skull I guess. Of like a a hemsbach or a deer or an antelope or some shit I don’t really remember and then like this body builder lady, she was wearing uggs, she threw me into the pool, I kinda snapped out of it and left the car there cause I was way too fucked up to drive so I just *bleep* home and here I am? Did you get the milk though? I got the milk. Awesome. I love you. I love you. Goodnight. Goodnight baby.

Dialogue between Adam and Behati from the sneak peak of Maroon 5's newest music video for "Cold".
  • Adam: *plops down in bed*
  • Behati: *in bed, already sleeping, with a sleep mask covering her eyes* Hey.
  • Adam: Heyyy.
  • Behati: How was it?
  • Adam: It was weird.
  • Behati: Yeah?
  • Adam: Yeah. Somebody slipped something in my drink. I think it was acid, because I started tripping balls. Future turned into a teddy bear...James was getting fucked by a chicken...
  • Behati: *not really paying attention* Hmm.
  • Adam: It was crazy. Then I got arrested when the cops came. But they really weren’t the cops. It was like this adorable little cartoon stripper and she gave me like a adorable little cartoon stripper lap dance.
  • Behati: *still not really paying attention* Hmm.
  • Adam: That was weird. And then these two girls, they pulled me into a room for a threesome...
  • Behati: *takes off her sleep mask, turns and looks at Adam*
  • Adam: But nothing happened. Nothing happened.
  • Behati: *puts her sleep mask back on, turns back over to go back to sleep*
  • Adam: One had the head of a donkey and the other one had the head of like a skull I guess, like a gemsbok or a deer or an antelope or some shit. I really don't remember. And then like this body builder lady, she was wearing Uggs... She threw me into the pool and I kinda just snapped out of it and left the car there because I was way to fucked up to drive. So I just came home. And here I am?
  • Behati: Did you get the milk though?
  • Adam: I got the milk.
  • Behati: Awesome.
  • Adam: I love you.
  • Behati: Love you. *turns over and curls into Adam*
  • Adam: Goodnight. *closes his eyes*
  • Behati: Goodnight baby.
Song Thingy

I finally found the time to do this, thank you for tagging me, @missdibley! I’ve done this before, but since it’s on shuffle and I love to do this, I just do it again.

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library on shuffle and report the first 10 tracks that pop up! Then choose 10 additional friends.

1. The Beatles - “You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away”
2. Placebo - “Come Undone”
3. Tom Petty - “Learning To Fly”
4. Mohombi - “Bumpy Ride” (I don’t know how this happened)
5. Maroon 5 - “Goodnight Goodnight”
6. Eels - “Saturday Morning”
7. The Fray - “Heaven Forbid”
8. Hurricane Bells - “Monsters”
9. Rosenstolz - “Ich geh in Flammen auf” (yes, I’m German, I’ve got German songs on here.)
10. Timbaland - “Bounce”

I have no idea who’s done this before and who wants to. So I just tag you and you do this, if you want to. No pressure. @devikafernando @noclevernamelbr @bemynightmanager @historyrepeatsitself-phff @theunexpectedattractionphff @nuggsmum @lettalady @enchantedbyhiddles @just-call-me-your-darling @magnetobsessed79