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curls-cat said: Puckabrina for the ship thing, obviously.

okay so I’m answering this here since it’s Sisters Grimm!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Puck does this almost every time and it cracks Sabrina up to no end. Like apparently he never got the memo when those kind of doors came into existence. Sabrina points it out every time and it drives Puck crazy because she loves finding things that really show how old he is. 


Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Secretly Sabrina. She has an entire page of her notebook full of them and she always considers shredding it because she knows Puck is going to find it some day and that is terrifying. 


Who starts the tickle fights

Sabrina. She prides herself on not being ticklish at all but if you touch Puck wrong he jumps a mile high, and she likes torturing him. 


Who starts the pillow fights

Puuuck. Whenever he gets the chance. This continues into adulthood but luckily he has the girls to play with later, though Sabrina secretly likes it. 


Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

PUCK. He will never admit it under the threat of torture but Sabrina is just so darn cute, and he doesn’t need as much sleep as humans (fairy perk) so if he loses an hour here or there, it really doesn’t matter. 


Who mistakes salt for sugar

This depends. Puck will do it by himself because he never ever reads the labels. The only time Sabrina ever does is when Puck switches them and shes too tired to remember she has to taste it before putting it on something. 


Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

always Puck. Sabrina is so used to being sneaky, she doesn’t even let it go off in the day time. Puck on the other hand will cook a whole meal at 1 AM at full volume without concern for others. 


Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Puck tries to but honestly the ones he sits down and thinks out are just soooo bad. Literally the worst and half of them don’t make any sense. The only time Puck ever manages to be romantic with lines and stuff if it’s on the spot. 


Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Puck rearranges them in what he thinks is the alphabet. Of course he’s pretty close but A Midsummer Night’s Dream is the first book on the self no matter what. Sabrina always puts it in the right spot, mostly just to annoy him. 


Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Sabrina always does before Puck can get to it because she knows if she lets him have the spoon, the entire thing of batter will be gone. He has to eat it with his fingers if he wants any. 


Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Sabrina and Puck respectively. Sabrina buys them because she thinks they are pretty and she likes the ambiance. Also because if Puck sees candles and he didn’t put them there he is convinced he forgot an important holiday or date. (He literally never forgets them but he’s always scared to) This makes Sabrina laugh. Puck buys them because he thinks it looks spooky. Literally no other reason. 


Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Sabrina can manage to do this sooo lightly that Puck doesn’t feel. They are just little ones like on the back of his neck and he NEVER knows. On the other hand, as we have seen, Puck will draw on Sabrina’s face. In sharpie. 


Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Sabrina. Puck is much more about doing stuff while they are there but Sabrina likes to come home, look at the fridge and see everywhere she’s been. Maybe its a foster care thing but she likes going places on her own free will. 


Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Puck. For some reason he thinks that they hold some kind of special power. Sabrina fills them out in secret cause they’re fun but Puck truly believes in the power of magazine quizzes. 

robin-goodfellow asked:

hisoillu

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa hisoka just so he can try to get illumi to laugh but it doesn’t work of course
  • Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave HISOKA OBVIOUSLY
  • Who is the slut for Doritos illumi oddly enough, licks the cheese dust right off while hisoka just stares at him like ew you gross lizard
  • Who starts the pillow fights hisoka, but illumi rips the pillows up with his needles and commands hisoka to go the fuck to sleep already, please i have a mission tomorrow
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile hisoka actually, but he never lets illumi see that smile
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar illumi, the big idiot. not that he’d react at all to it
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning “HISOKA I SWEAR TO GOD I TOLD YOU I HAVE A MISSION”
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines is this even a question? hisoka lmao
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order illumi 
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies hisoka but he makes sure to offer some to illumi
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion hisoka, usually those trick candles that won’t go out
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen illumi, and hisoka gets very quiet because he doesn’t want to scare illumi away when he doodles on his skin
  • Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one) grocery shopping is both of them/THEYRE BOTH TRASH SO???/never ever ever ever ever ever ever let them have children jfc
  • Who dies first  haha nice try :’)
  • Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed HISOKA
  • Who needs help opening their Popsicle illumi because he didn’t have a fucking childhood, wtf is this thing hisoka i don’t know how to eat it. hisoka it’s cold.
  • Who talks to questionable strangers  hisoka
  • Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky HISOKA. BUNGEE GUMMMMMMM
  • Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day lol hisoka literally does this already, and illumi gets just the teensiest bit annoyed
  • Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none illumi
  • Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks illumi, meanwhile hisoka has like bubble gum flavored mocha latte over there
  • Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart hisoka, and illumi always finds them. always.
  • Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one AGAIN. NO CHILDREN. NO BUENO. NO. although probs ilumi strict i mean HELLO DID YOU SEE HOW HE TREATED KILLUA and then hisoka would be like “go my little fruits!! be free!!”
  • Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire illumi but it was for science, he swears
  • Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something neither of them would ever be scared so they both go out in their pajamas and engage the raccoons digging through their trash
  • What they would be like as parents TERRIBLE 0/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. NOOOOO

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Imagine The Iron Fey done similarly to Mulan. Meghan sneaks into Faery, disguised as a full-blooded fey, but instead of having Puck strolling along beside her, the Jester assumes the form of a raven and hides in her hoodie the entire journey, making sarcastic remarks under his breath that often get Meghan into trouble.

Language Lessons || Robin & Amos

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Amos whistled nonsense tunes to himself as he descended the flight of stairs to the third ward. He’d been to the top floor to thank Liam for his hospitality during the flood, only to learn that the shy demon (and who would’ve thought he’d ever use that adjective with that noun) had moved out of the compound.
Back to the fourth ward, now, to make himself comfortable in his third room in as many weeks. The warlock sighed at the thought, grateful again that he didn’t have boxes of possessions, and also magic powers.

He paused on the last stair at the sound of happy laughter, coming closer every moment; then the sight of Robin, looking completely at ease with two children in tow, brought a wide grin across Amos’ face. With everything that had to be done after the storm had died down, he hadn’t had a chance to seek out the fae since that evening in Robin’s night room. There had been more heated kisses when they’d both woken, which had led to frotting against each other (the memory of which made Amos’ smile stretch impossibly wider) before the warlock had left. Seeing Robin again brought a sensation like dropping on a ferriswheel to Amos’ stomach.

“Robin!” he called, crossing the space between them in long strides. “Who’re these little dears with you?”

robin-goodfellow asked:

kaneki/happiness (jk thatll never happen) hidekane

CHIBU WHAT TF THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT IM CREY


  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa hide. purposefully. every time.
  • Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave kaneki “hide hide! i read somehwere that putting peeps in the microwave will” “shut up, Baka-Neki *-_- ”
  • Who is the slut for Doritos *vibrates* hhhhiiiiiidddDDDEEEEEEEE
  • Who starts the pillow fights hide
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile kaneki because he can’t believe how lucky he is
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar hide the big DOOFUS
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning ghouls prowl the night and kaneki likes to warm up his coffee so…. sorry hide
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines hideyoshi fucking nagachika of course
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order kaneki, he practically lives in their little library when he’s in there hide knows he’s just decompressing and blowing off steam, and that makes hide happy
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies WELL KANEKI CERTAINLY CAN’T EAT IT SO LOOKS LIKE IT’S HIDE :’) :’)
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion kaneki, to try to cheer up hide when hide remembers that kaneki can’t technically eat dinner with him :’)
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen hide
  • Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one) kaneki, hide is far too irresponsible
  • Who dies first NEITHER OF THEM THEY LIVE FOREVER IN HAPPINESS hide FOREVER HAPPY hide NO DEATHS it’s hide NEVER hide, fuck this shit
  • Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed kaneki, because hide will feel some slimy tentacles crawling around his waist and he’ll be like “kaneki mind your fucking kagune i am trying to S L E E P!”
  • Who needs help opening their Popsicle hide since, again, kaneki can’t fucking eat one :) :) :) :)
  • Who talks to questionable strangers kaneki. very kind. much polite. smol happy child. many courteous
  • Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky both and they grin like idiots and smooch and then kaneki starts licking hide and salivating amd hide’s like aaaaaand that’s enough of that, please don’t  e a t  me kaneki… 
  • Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day kaneki, and ever since he started working out hide has noticed how those back muscles ripple under that black jumpsuit and hide’s pulse starts to quicken whenev er kaneki walks around half naked and he has to go dunk his head under the sink or take a cold shower before he screams
  • Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none hide
  • Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks KANEKI BECAUSE COFFEE IS LITERALLY HIS WHOLE THING LIKE THAT’S IT. THAT’S IT. THAT’S ALL HE HAS. AND NO ONE WILL TKAE THAT AWAY FROM HIM. COFFEE.
  • Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart hide and kaneki doesn’t even care because it’s not like he’s gonna fucking eat it :)
  • Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one kaneki would be the terrifying parent who goes from aww you so cute! to what the fuck did you say you little fucking brat with his kagune flailing and threatening, and hide’s just like lol bro chill
  • Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire “Hide i read that-” “ENOUGH READING ABOUT STICKING THINGS IN THE MICROWAVE BAKA-NEKI” “listen you fucking fluffball, reading and coffee are all i have left so if i’m gonna read about sticking my own ass in the microwave, what do you think i’m gonna do?” *incoherent grumbling* “that’s fucking right, imma stick my own ass in the goddamned microwave because a goddamned book told me to, because that’s my whole thing, reading and fucking coffee, because i’m a fucking ghoul. now i’m gonna stick this piece of foil in the microwave and we’re gonna watch what the fuck happens. together.”
  • Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something kaneki, thinking it’s ghouls, only he doesn’t wake hide up. he goes out alone. and he takes care of it.
  • What they would be like as parents perfect little precious babs who would dote over whatever children they had, and both would be very protective

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Requested by reedsreadsreviews

Imagine sitting on your bed, cross-legged, hunched down over The Iron King, your eyes scanning eagerly back and forth across the pages. Sighing, you pause over a particular passage, rereading it just for the enjoyment of it, feeling a smile on your face. Of course, as with most of the passages you reread, Puck is up to his usual shenanigans as he crashes Shard’s club.

As you giggle over his snarky lines and humor, you feel a warm, rather heavy weight on the top of your head, and a strange vibration as someone says,

“That’s my favorite part.”

You go still, eyes wide, then slowly tilt your head backwards until you’re looking up into a pair of bright green eyes peering down in amusement at you from a lightly freckled face as a red-headed boy with long, tapered ears raises his eyebrow at you. 

“Evening,” he greets you with a very blatant smirk. “Good book?”

You mouth wordlessly, the book falling limply from your hands. Puck deftly catches it and manages to mark the page with a little flourish before setting it aside. 

“So,” he says idly, linking his hands behind his head and falling backwards to land among your pillows, “Do you want to scream for help or scream for joy? Either way, I’ll have to gag you, so answer carefully.”

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 20 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. 
Tagged by chubbymagicalgirl
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WHAT WAS YOUR:


1.Last beverage: Water


2.Last phone call: From work probably

.Last text message: sneakytaffer about butts being sore


4.Last song you listened to: WORTH IT by fifth harmony

 
5.Last time you cried: Yesterday (such a bad day)


HAVE YOU EVER:


6.Dated someone twice: Nope…Not worth it.

 
7.Been cheated on: Sort of?

:Where did 8 go lol

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9.Lost someone special: Yes.


10.Been depressed: Yes.


11.Been drunk and threw up: Oh god….21st birthday


THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Purple, Pastel Pink, Pastel blue


IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE:


15.Made a new friend: SO MANY

16.Fallen out of love: *is still single*

 
17.Laughed until you cried SO MUCH

18.Met someone who changed you: Yes. 


19.Found out who your true friends are: Yes.


20.Found out someone was talking about you: yep D:

21.Kissed one of your followers/following: I WISH. COME HERE AND SMOOCH ME.

GENERAL
22. How many people do you know in real life that you follow/follows you on tumblr: Um…At least 20


[WHERE IS 23]


24.Do you have any pets: Yes! 2 Dogs, 3 fish and a lizard!


25.Do you want to change your name: Nope

26.What did you do for your last birthday?:GOT SHIT FACED

27.What time did you wake up today: 10am
28.What were you doing at midnight last night: rping with bloodredorion 29.Name something you CANNOT wait for: SOMEONE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

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30.Last time you saw your mother: Today.

 
31.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: weight (working on it)
32.What are you listening to right now: The humming of a fan 


33.Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes.


35.Most visited website: Tumblr.


36.Blood type: no clue 


37.Nickname: Kisa, Tay

Relationship Status: single


39.Zodiac Sign(s): Leo 

 
40.Pronouns: She/Her.


41.Elementary primary: completed

.High School: Completed

College: graduate in 2016! 

Hair color: blonde

 
45.Long or short: so long it touches my BUTT


46.Height: 5ft
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7.Do you have a crush on someone: sorta? idk

48.What do you like about yourself: my sense of humor?


49.Random fact about yourself:  I collect model horses

 
50.Tattoos: nope

 
51.Righty or lefty: Righty

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52.First Surgery: none yet


53.First piercing: Ears

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54.First best friend: Kristal

 55.First sport you enjoyed: dance (ballet)

56.First vacation: Sebago Lake, ME 


58.First pair of trainers: elementary school? 


RIGHT NOW:
59.Eating: nothing


60.Drinking: Wate

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61.I’m about to: HOPEFULLY RP WITH bloodredorion

 62.Listening to: Elastic Heart by Sia

 
63.Waiting for:Friend to come online


64.Want   cuddles D:


65.Get married:I HOPE ONE DAY…PLEASE.


66.Career: English teacher

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67.Lips or eyes: Eyes. 


68.Hugs or kisses: omg kisses yes


69.Shorter or taller: Taller

70.Older or younger: either?

 
71.Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic

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72.Nice stomach or nice arms: Arms


73.Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.


74.Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.


75.Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant.


HAVE YOU EVER:


76.Kissed a stranger: No

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77.Drank hard liquor: oh yes

78.Lost glasses/contacts: don’t wear any
79. [WHAT WAS THIS QUESTION] I love you if your reading this 


80.Broke someones heart: I don’t think so? 


81.Had your own heart broken: Yes.
 Ugh. ):

82.Been arrested: No.

 
83.Turned someone down: No.


84.Cried when someone died: Yes

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85.Fallen for a friend: Yes.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:


86.Yourself: I try too 


87.Miracles: Yes

88.Love at first sight: Yes 


89.Heaven: idk


90.Santa claus: No
91.Kiss on first date: yes
92.Angels: yes/sorta/it’s complicated

OKAY IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR GOOD FOR YOU AND I LOVE YOU.

I was tagged by: chubbymagicalgirl

I DECLARE: robin-goodfellow sneakytaffer legendarysagehalfblood iammenothingmore alannamarie93 bloodredorion bonesofyarn artinaut equuslupus skelequeen82 bribri729 nerdsbot nerdiepie snuglittlerugbug kitsunesama1720

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“I nabbed them as I passed them in the hall, but I believe they were coming from the convenience store?” He looked pleasant enough, and didn’t appear at all cross with the two he gently but firmly holds the hands of.

Joseph sighed heavily, running his fingers through his hair. “Cara, Dimitri, you can’t just run off while I’m at work,” he scolded them, his voice tired though still stern.

“We’re sorry,” Cara apologized, glancing up at him with large brown eyes. Joseph didn’t stand a chance.

“Thank you for bringing them back to me,” he said to the stranger. “I…don’t know your name.”

robin-goodfellow asked:

drarry

oh my god

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa draco cuz he’s too busy saying how his father will hear about this
  • Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave harry you little twat
  • Who is the slut for Doritos draco, and he’s never been without them the moment he learned about this muggle snack
  • Who starts the pillow fights harry
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile harry/draco depending on who falls asleep first
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar harry, usually because draco switched it
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning harry and draco will find the source of that bloody noise and make it pay
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines draco because he doesn’t know what else to say so he looks up muggle pick up lines and harry just laughs then boops draco’s nose
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order draco, he was raised that way
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies harry, because draco was never allowed such indulgences :’)
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion harry
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen harry, and draco thinks he’ll get ink poisoned or something and harry snickers because draco sounds like a soccer mom
  • Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one) both, they gripe about doing chores but they’re okay if they’re doing them together 
  • Who dies first um no one dies here, we’re all happiness and life thanks :) :) :) but it would be harry actually and draco gets angry not sad because how dare harry come into his life and make him feel worth something for once in his life and then suddenly leave him. that damned potter…how could he leave him like that…
  • Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed harry is a very messy sleeper, arms and legs everywhere
  • Who needs help opening their Popsicle draco because potter wtf is this
  • Who talks to questionable strangers both
  • Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky “dracoooo come here!” “potter get away from me, you’re face is disgusting and sticky” “Come hereeeeeee!” “Potter” “Kiss meeeee!!” “Potter
  • Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day harry and it kinda  makes draco blush but he never tells harry to put clothes on
  • Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none harry (most often the reason why he’s kicked off the bed)
  • Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks draco of course
  • Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart draco because he’s never had them and harry pretends not to notice 
  • Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one draco by nature is stricter but he always remembers his father and will take a breath and calm down. harry’s just a nutcase
  • Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire harry even though you’D THINK HE’D KNOW BETTER
  • Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something draco, and he usually thinks it’s fenrir or a death eater. harry will then take draco by the arm and quietly inspect the entire house with him, top to bottom, check their protective charms, murmur some little spells around the garden gnomes, then take draco back to bed, staying up the rest of the night with him, both of them under the covers, harry stroking draco’s hair while he shakes a little in harry’s arms, the only time he ever lets harry see any weakness
  • What they would be like as parents terrific, a good mix of fun and strict, but fair, and they would name their childrEN AFTER PEOPLE WHO WERE ACTUALLY DECENT TO THEM INSTEAD OF AN OLD MAN WHO USED THEM BOTH AND THE GUY WHO CREEPED ON HARRY’S MOM but you know whatever

Many thanks to strange-goodfellows and lyledebeast for your prompts!!! Tonight I ended up writing two stories that, however they turned out, felt truly awesome to write and would never have occurred to me otherwise!

To bedwyrssong, kindsokind, rocheforrts, and dreamhusband–thewarlock, I have not forgotten about your prompts and look forward to working on them tomorrow (and possibly the day after, depending on how much I get my ass in gear).