morrissey's nicknames include:

–toolbag from the county dublin
–oh, SHIT, it’s that guy
–the real life archie bunker
–morrie from “goodfellas”
–stupid slut

anonymous asked:

Did you see that Women are not capable of understanding ‘GoodFellas’ article?

if I had a dollar for every self proclaimed pop culture writer who thought they could get their big attention break with a mediocre oh-so-controversial click bait article I could make sure that these poor impoverished children could actually earn a living wage with their existence

I mean come on how can you take this seriously and not think that it’s just some dude trying to get attention the cheap way

anonymous asked:

is zombeavers a good horror movie?

Zombeavers is not only a good horror movie, it’s also the Gone With the Wind of zombie beaver movies. Never in the annals of cinema history has there ever been anything like it. It makes Goodfellas look like a gangster movie.

Ask yourself one simple question when staring at the title on Netflix: “Can I really live a full, happy life without watching this?” If your answer is ‘yes’, then I’d advise you to check yourself for a pulse. One does not simply watch Zombeavers; one lives it, loves it and idolizes it. 

In fact, skip Netflix altogether. Go to your local Best Buy and pick up a copy on Blu Ray like I did (see below). In fact, pick up two and give the second one to someone you care very deeply about. They’ll never stop thanking you.

athank 4 the tag binchdad chezy love you

Name, Time, Last Thing I Googled

  • Jared
  • 1:36 AM
  • ”Mango Fruit Snack Black Forest”

Birthday, Height, Favorite Color

  • May 12th
  • 5′5″
  • Light Blue

One Thing That Makes Me Happy, Favorite Movie, Last Book I Read

  • Chow-Chow
  • Goodfellas
  • I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Most Used Phrases, Beverage, Food

  • “FUCK” “GOD” and “Nice”
  • Diet Pepsi/Slushies
  • Pizza

Dream Wedding, Dream Job

  • Musician :)

Ok I’ll tag: ilovemywifemorgan cutecapricorn number1jakegyllenhaalfan kicksbyloureed noparentss alloutoflovebyairsupply blessthismess2007 dammitdehaan chancesbythestrokes marshmalllow chandywrites swumming suren1990

“JussieSmollett: Chillin on set with these GoodFellas. So check this… what if Bubbles (the great #AndreRoyo) from #TheWire got his life clean, bought a tacky suit and started being the lawyer for #Lucious aka #TerrenceHoward? Well that isn’t the plot line and I’m not telling yall so you just have to watch empirefox when we return on September 23. 👊🏿 📷 by lovelynprecious. #WorkingWithKings #Chitown”


My Top Favorite movies of 1990. 

1. Goodfellas 

2. Tmnt 

3. Edward Scissorhands 

4. King Of New York 

5. Cry Baby 

6.  Home Alone 

7. Godfather part 3 

8.  Back to the future part 3 

9.  Gremlins 2 

10. Wild at Heart 

To Me- being a Gangster was better than being President of the United States
—  Goodfellas 

Lol so I know a lot of people don’t like Mark Winegardner’s sequels because they screw up the canon. Believe me, as much as I enjoyed his books, I don’t hold them as 100% Bible truth or anything like that. His sequels were an attempt to fill in the missing years of The Godfather but he did mess up some details. He created a 100% annoyingly perfect male fanfiction Marty Stu character ‘‘Nick Geraci’‘ that I too didn’t like that much (plus he seems to have ripped off Goodfellas a little, he reminded me of Ray Liotta’s character) and also there’s criticism because Geraci was possibly based off the author. Also Geraci supposedly has Fredo set up to betray Michael. This part didn’t bother me that much….since Winegardner uses Geraci as a scapegoat to blame Fredo’s death on but still. In spite of all this, I still like his books. Yeah he changed Fredo a little. I didn’t like how he made him too smart to be new and approved and also Deanna isn’t as much of a bitch as she was in the original book (people also complain about Fredo being gay, even if it might have been implied by the films and the original book, it was more like a ‘‘oh well he’s an unmanly momma’s boy’’ but Winegardner literally made him explicitly gay. Being gay myself it doesn’t bother me but whatever. I mean it’s not like Winegarnder is some 15 year old fanfiction fangirl writer that wanted to make Fredo some Misfit!Marty-Stu, I think it was an issue he wanted to spread awareness on and to explain Fredo’s inner frustrations with himself more other than just being jealous of Mike). Buuuut one thing I hate is how Winegardner seems to have hated Michael for some reason and had Geraci outsmart him (ugh hated this so much, having Geraci be Mike’s total equal in battle of the brains, really just hated Geraci period). Also the ‘‘Congressman Hagen’‘ storyline made no sense either…like why Mike would allow Tom to go off and try to further himself, seems out of Tom’s character, he’s a consigilierie, they don’t care about personal gain, also Tom is too loyal to Mike to even bother with running for congressman of Nevada, and besides, if Tom did do that, why would Mike allow him to lose the election? They supposedly pulled the strings for Jimmy Shea to have him win the presidential election it makes no sense to have Tom run on his own and not bother lifting a finger to get him into office. Still, even if Tom was relieved of his consigliere duties, Mike wanted him to fill the position again and not just be strictly a Las Vegas lawyer. Consiglieres can’t be men of power and if Mike wanted him back as his right hand man why would he let him be Congressman of NV??? That kinda kills the point. Also Tom supposedly has a mistress by the name of Judy Buchanan hahaha but my god Winegardner wasn’t paying attention to the movies AT ALL. Lol Tom’s mistress, a storyline cut out from Part II wasn’t some random chick, she was in fact Sonny’s widow, Sandra. Winegardner should have done his research a bit more. XD

Other than that I still enjoyed these books. They weren’t badly written or anything and had really good storylines, and as a fan who wanted more books, they were satisfying even tho Winegardner changed a lot of things I wish he hadn’t and created one of the most annoying fanfcition Marty Stus I’ve ever seen. The Godfather has more than enough characters I didn’t feel Geraci added to it at all but I do like how Winegardner developed the minor characters more. So I guess haters gonna hate. Despite the complaints and despite that some of it really makes no sense I still like these books.