The Red Mug of Sex

No one should look this hot holding a mug.

I mean, seriously. That mischievous look? That slicked back jet black hair? The ‘I’m about to invade yo ovaries’ walk? That damn mug brings it all together. At this point idek what I’m trying to say anymore, all I know is that I AM MOIST AS A TURKEY 

OHH NO YOU DON’t, not witH THAT POWER-STANCING, MUG-WIELDING, OVARY-FRYING BULLSHIT – what even is that face???? Prince of Asgard, King of the Sinister Sexy, Ruler of Women who’ve a taste for delicious villainy OHH LORDY LORD take mE TO CHURCH