goodbye mr holmes


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caitie-lu said: I love your stories! Mycroft interrogating Moriarty’s sister? But it goes flirty?

A/N: Thank you! Also, sorry this has taken so long.x

“Miss Y/N Moriarty,” Mycroft said as he was lead into the interrogation room that you were sat in. “Quite a resume.”

“Why thank you,” You replied smiling sweetly as the Holmes brother sat opposite you.

“Well I’m not going to beat around the bush… Tell me about your brother.”


“I think you know why.”

“Look. I don’t work for him nor am I involved in any of his jobs… But I do like good-looking men.” You winked and he turned crimson. He couldn’t really comprehend what was going on.

“I don’t understand.”

You giggled. “I’m flirting with you, silly.”

“Well Miss Moriarty, I…”

“Y/N. Call me Y/N.”

“Okay Y/N I-”

“Your pupils are dilated, you’re as red as a rose, and I’m sure your breathing has increased.”

“I beg your pardon-”

“How about we go out for dinner? Tomorrow?”

“Miss Y/N, I don’t-”

“I’ll find your number from Jim. I can always get stuff from him and that does not mean I work for him. I’ll text you the details. Goodbye, Mr Mycroft Holmes.”

Me watching the ending of ASiB

*Irene texting Sherlock “Goodbye Mr Holmes”*

*Irene’s text alert goes off* “When I say run, run.”

*Loud passionate, romantic music playing in the background* *Scene fades out from Irene smiling, scene fades in to Sherlock laughing fondly at the memory*

“The Woman. The Woman.”


A Study in Chemistry  (Self-explanatory.)

The Naïve Man  “One lonely, naïve man desperate to show off, and a woman clever enough to make him feel special.”

Their Great Games  -“Oh you’re rather good.”  -“You’re not so bad.”

The Empty Space   “All Lives End. All Hearts are Broken. Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock.”  (“If it weren’t for her, there would never have been an empty space, or the need to fill it.” –The History of Love by Nicole Krauss)

The Sign of Losing  “Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.”

His Last Word  “Sorry about dinner.”  (“When I say run.. Run!”)

The Fifty-Nine Texts  “57 of those texts, the ones I’ve heard.”  “I’m not dead. Let’s have dinner.”  “Goodbye, Mr Holmes.”

The Lying Dominatrix  “Everything I said, it’s not real. I was just playing the game.”

The Final Proof  “I’ve always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof.”

May We Meet Again

Pairing : Sherlock x Reader

Summary : Imagine working for Mycroft and working with him and Sherlock after his fall to take down Moriarty’s network, but when it’s time for him to go back to London Sherlock says his goodbyes.

You had been in the awaiting car with Mycroft as you watched him ‘fall’ from the roof. You watched as his friend cried and when John was dragged away by other agents disguised as civilians, Sherlock walked to the car while the agents placed Moriarty’s body in his place - a mask of his face over his.

He was risking a reputation he’d built to protect the people he cared about. For a man that claimed he felt nothing - he seemed to care a lot.

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The world seemed dimmer without him, empty and dreadful.
He was the soul of her universe, the Super Nova which made her feel alive
She fell like a hollow shell with no purpose in this world without him and with this thought she aimed the gun at place where once her heart was,remembering every moment with him tearing started rolling down her cheeks
“Goodbye Mr Holmes"she whispered with trembling voice when the sweet deep voice she dearly loved whispered somewhere behind her
“Let’s have dinner” and Sherlock gently pried away the gun from her hands as she lost consciousness crying in his arms.
Surveillance Status Upgrade

Because Mycroft and Molly bromance makes me happy.

The first time he meets her is over a hospital bed. Sherlock has been keeping bad company, and has managed to get stabbed. Although the injury isn’t serious by his standards, he is, by all accounts, incapacitated, and he is currently under the influence of heavy morphine, flitting in and out of consciousness.

When he enters the room, she is there, by his bedside. Her bloodshot eyes and stained cheeks are clear evidence that she cares for his brother. That and the way her hands are clasping tightly onto his brother’s. 

Interesting, he thinks. After all, it is not often that a young, moderately attractive member of the fairer sex feels any positive feelings towards Sherlock Holmes.

His brother is not, after all, the most popular person in the world.

She stands up as he walks in, releasing his brother’s hands, and manages to knock a glass of water onto herself, though somehow catches the glass itself before it lands on the floor. She straightens up and gives him a sheepish smile.

He resists the urge to roll his eyes - hardly sophisticated, after all -  and goes to stand on the opposite side of the bed.

“Molly Hooper,” she says, after a moment of silence. He merely looks at her, and nods once in acknowledgement. Her look makes it clear she is now expecting him to introduce himself, but when it becomes clear that he is not going to do so, she bites her lip slightly.

She seems almost allergic to the silence, as she blurts out, “I’m a pathologist." 

He raises an eyebrow at her.

"As far as I am aware, Miss Hooper, my brother is still alive. Perhaps you have mistakenly entered the wrong part of the hospital?” he responds, but the sarcasm appears lost on her.

“No, no, I just… it’s just…” she stutters, hastily, before taking a breath, and continuing. “It’s just that it’s my fault. My fault your brother is here.”

“Do you mean to say that you stabbed my brother?” he asks, trying not to let his amusement seep into his tone. He obviously succeeds, as her expression becomes worried.

“Oh, no. That was… not me,” she reassures him, and he has to fight to hide a smirk. “Although, I as good as… well, if he hadn’t… he wouldn’t have -”

“Miss Hooper, I am afraid I do not follow.” She is now muttering incoherently to herself, and he feels it is best to interrupt her before she manages to work herself up into a frenzy, which certainly seems likely.

“Oh, sorry,” she apologises. “You see, I was just performing a post mortem and some thugs managed to walk in. I don’t know how they got past hospital security… anyway, they tried to force me into faking the report, but I refused, so they, well, they threatened me with a scalpel, and that was when Sherlock came in, not to see me or anything, but, well, he often comes in, you know to experiment, or just for body parts-”

“Miss Hooper.”

“Oh, right. Well, so he saw me being threatened, and he began to fight with those men. Three of them, there were, and he managed to take them down. Of course, he became pretty incapacitated himself but…” she trails off and looks towards his brother, who has a peaceful expression on his face. “I thought he would leave me. He’s not the friendliest person in the world, and we haven’t exactly been on good terms in the past… But I suppose he’s good at heart. Although he is a bastard most of the time…” She trails off again, and looks up at him, horrified, as if realising who she is speaking to. “I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean… he’s not… it’s just that-”

“My brother,” he interrupts again, not because he wishes to alleviate her concern, but because her mindless rambling is beginning to grate on his nerves, “for all his intelligence, is not blessed with a great deal of tact.” She relaxes at this, however, and smiles, the sheepish look returning to her face.

“No, I suppose not,” she says simply, looking towards his brother again. “Well, I should be leaving.”

“Do not leave on my account.” he tells her, but she shakes her head.

“Oh no. Sherlock will be waking up soon, and I’m sure he wouldn’t want me here. I just… I didn’t want him to be alone. Didn’t seem right, really. But now you’re here so…” She trails off, looking down towards the backs of her hands, and for some strange reason, her concern for his brother touches him more than he would care to admit. She shakes herself out of her awkwardness, and looks back towards him with a slight smile. “Goodbye, Mr Holmes." 

"Miss Hooper.” He tilts his head politely, as she walks away, his eyes following her, and he watches the door click shut behind her, before turning back to his brother.

“You can open your eyes now,” he mutters to his brother. There is no response. “Sherlock, I know you are conscious. I can see your eyes moving beneath their lids.”

Sherlock grunts as he opens his eyes, disgruntled at having been caught, and Mycroft cannot help the smirk that adorns his features.

“Why are you here, Mycroft?” he snaps, and Mycroft’s smirk widens as he senses more than the usual displeasure in his brother’s tone. Interesting. 

“I do apologise, did I interrupt something?” he asks, and Sherlock frowns.

“What would you be interrupting?”

“What indeed…” He brushes an imaginary bit of dust off his waistcoat, before looking back towards Sherlock, whose frown seems to have deepened.

“It was easier, pretending I was asleep. She got needlessly flustered when I awoke. She couldn’t even put a coherent sentence together. It was so frustrating,” Sherlock tells him.

“Of course, brother,” he says, his tone making it clear he doesn’t believe a word of it. “Be careful, Sherlock.”

“Careful? I’m always careful!” Mycroft looks pointedly towards the wound dangerously close to Sherlock’s neck, but before his brother can make a further retort, a doctor enters the room to discharge him.

As the car drives off taking his brother back to Baker Street, Mycroft decides on a plan of action. Further investigation is needed, of course, and as he gets into another car, he has his PA send off a text.

That evening, Molly Hooper sits on the sofa, a glass of wine in her hand, as she does some reading on the deterioration of cartilage in rheumatoid arthritis. Little does she know that her surveillance status has just been upgraded.


I can not believe that in all of those characters you can ship Sherlock with, in any possible ways, i choose Irene Adler. I mean, there’s John Watson - the one who is always by Sherlock’s side, Jim Moriaty - his “archememy” ( to be honest, who don’t like to ship two nemeses? ), Molly Hooper - who is appearantly significantly important to him, hell, there’s even Mary Morstan - the clever girl, etc. but no, i choose Irene Adler - the woman - who beat him.

I know that it’s sort of weird to ship so, i mean, there are so so so so so so many characters with different fascinating personalities you can ship Sherlock with, i mean, this is my first ever ship where there’re a male and a female, so rare and abnormal to me personally.

I feel a strong chemistry toward them. What they have for each other is not only admiration, but passion and love. She definitely flirted at him multiple times, asked him out for dinner, wore her “battle dress“ for him the first time day met in the flesh ”lucky boy”, OMG naked, and do you happen to remember the message tone? Oh the message tone, how is that for pornography, hah? He didn’t bother, he did not change it, he did not change the message tone ( did i just hear someone fangirling? ). And oh, those messages, full with loves and cares, feelings, oh the feels. Let us not forget about

Yeah, THAT! So “intimate”!!! And can we talk about how The Detective acted like he didn’t care and know at all about Irene’s “death” ( hell, he even lied about it, you know, the “witness protection” thing ) when he certainly did care a lot, enough for him to rescue her. Secretly or not, that action still count, that means she is special and he does feel something for her. In the end, before she was “beheaded”, the last person she could think of is, guess who, that’s right, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, she texted him “Goodbye Mr Holmes” just before she was killed ( well, we all know that’s just what she thought ), that means Irene thinks about Sherlock ALL THE TIME, ALL THE TIME. She didn’t expect anyone to rescue her, her facial expression told that she’s convinced she was about to die, but boom, tada, Sherlock saved the day, you must have felt how surprised and happy she was. Tho according to Mycroft - Mr. Know It All: “She’s dead. She was captured by a terrorist cell in Karachi two months ago and beheaded.”, we still know that she’s living and breathing ( thanks to Sherlock ), so why did he saved her life remain a secret? … To protect her? To not let anyone to ever hurt or find her again? … For any reason that might be, it means that what they have for each other is real, is love. John mentioned that Sherlock “Won’t even mention her by name. Just The Woman.”, maybe to The Detective, Irene is just The Woman, his woman. He didn’t have to keep her phone you know, but still, he wanted to have something of her with him, cause he knew the chance for them to ever meet again is slightly impossible. And don’t you forget that in the middle of solving a case, in his “mind palace”, Irene Alder magically appeared all of a sudden, with her sexy and beautiful “battle dress” and the flirty action, which means their first impression is unforgettable, and his reaction is “Out of my head. I’m busy.”, which means that he also thinks of her when he is not busy too, ALL THE TIME. Did i miss anything? Oh, she slept at his place, on his bed like it was her home, and that means … You noticed before going to Irene’s, Sherlock made an effort to change his outfit, tried to make himself look even better? Well, Irene did that too, but he ended up wearing the same thing and she’s naked, but that’s not the point. When changing, he said to John: “Going into battle” and she did wear the “battle dress”, did they happen to have the ability to read each other’s mind or something? Soulmates. And Moriaty’s word: “The Woman will cry.”, right, she cared about him a lot. Oh and have you seen the lastest spoiler? THE ROSE? Ok, the feels have taken over, brb sobbing.

So, since I have 1000+ followers,

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Let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: I'm not hungry, let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: I can see Tower Bridge and the moon from my room. Work out we're I am and join me.
  • The Woman: I saw you in the street today. You didn't see me.
  • The Woman: You do know the hat actually suits you, don't you?
  • The Woman: Oh for God's sake, let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: I like your funny hat.
  • The Woman: I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: You looked sexy on Crimewatch.
  • The Woman: Even you have got to eat. Let's have dinner.
  • The Woman: BBC 1 right now. You'll laugh.
  • The Woman: I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas present.
  • The Woman: Mantelpiece.
  • The Woman: I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.
  • Sherlock: Happy New Year.
  • The Woman: Goodbye Mr Holmes.

Guys, I know you have a lot of prompts, but I just can’t hold back this prompt, take all the time you need. Bondlock: Mycroft “abducted” James to give him the talk (just like he did with John) [You know is Mycroft’s way to welcome him to the family] James thinks he is being kidnapped, but when he sees Mycroft, Bond thinks they had kidnapped Q. Thank you for the feels!! :D – anon


LOVED this. Jen.


Bond was finally allowed out of the damned car, in a filthy mood and rather concerned about what on earth he was wanted for that required him being transported to Battersea Power Station (it was always bloody Battersea Power Station).

Inside waited a man who was rather, ominously, familiar.

“Is he alright?”

There were very times in Mycroft Holmes’s life that he could say he had been honestly confused. This was, quite distinctly, one of them.


Bond looked rabid. Frantic and panicked and white-lipped, looking to Mycroft with an unfathomable expression. “Do we have any information? Demands? Status?”

Mycroft’s eyes narrowed a little further. “Bond, are you aware of who I am?”

“Yes, obviously I recognise Mycroft Holmes when I see him,” Bond returned irritably, “and I’ve been with Q long enough to have been informed that you are his elder sibling, which is presumably why you’re telling me rather than anybody else. Mr Holmes, where is Q?”

A raised an eyebrow. “At work, one would presume. He is usually very few places else, unless with your good self.”

Bond paused. “What?”

Mycroft stared. “I believe we may have some error of communication. I am merely here to ask just how serious your relationship with Q is. Judging by the fact that I am assuming you have – for some inexplicable reason – decided that Q is in some form of danger, and have responded with hitherto unheard of levels of melodrama, I think that question has been more than amply answered. Bond.”

“I have been abducted, by Mycroft Holmes, to be asked about my relationship?”

Bond looked somewhere between impressed and contemptuous, with a dash of loathing. “I’ve been concerned for this time, for absolutely no reason?”

Mycroft simply nodded. “I apologise for the confusion and consternation caused. I would proceed to inform you as to what would occur should any harm come to Q, but it would seem entirely superfluous. It’s been a pleasure. You shall be returned to whence you came.”

“Just take me to Q-branch,” Bond muttered. “Pleasure to meet you. I have no doubt we will see more of one another. Goodbye, Mr Holmes.”

“Call me Mycroft.”

Bond nodded. “Mycroft,” and walked away, trying to regain some semblance of dignity.

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teacher/single parent au

 Just her luck. Her first day at a new teaching job and Molly Hooper already needs to have a word with one of the parents regarding their child’s behaviour. Even at her last school, the one she’d left after her car being keyed one too many times, she’d had at least a week to settle in before she’d had to face the parents.

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