IDK what’s weirder, that A) This porno-spoof of Flash Gordon by the name of “Flesh Gordon” has some shockingly good stop-motion animation, B) That this puppet is from a wholly different unproduced stop-motion-monster movie painted gold or C) that this porno spoof was so well-received that it actually paved the way for production of the real Flash Gordon movie…
Can't Hate on Kubo Without Hating on Legend of Korra and Prince of Egypt
Kubo was a perfect movie. Perfect. It was constantly upping the ante on its gorgeousness and overall action. Definitely the most thrill-heavy of the Laika pictures.
Ignore the whitewashing complaints. The representation is there on screen and if it doesn’t count then neither does Korra, Aang, Prince of Egypt, and even MIYAZAKI! The majority of the cartoons people reblog here on tumblr aaaall star white actors as the majority, no matter the race of the character.
Get a new argument and stop being lazy. And stop ruining the positive flow of energy for a movie that’s trying its damnedest to be accurate and respectful of the culture it’s based on.
There’s no clear rolls in this movie. They’re all interchangeable.
In the original, Egon was the straight man and the “brains” of the team. Ray was the enthusiastic “heart” of the team, approaching the paranormal with child-like wonderment. Venkman was… VENKMAN! the “mouth” of the team, the wit, the attitude, and also a sceptic. And Winston was the everyman. He wasn’t a scientist like the others (despite what the new trailer seems to think), he didn’t have experience with the paranormal, he was just a normal dude, like us, the viewers. He was the one we were meant to relate to.
But this new movie?
Sassy skinny one Sassy fat one Sassy blonde skinny one Sassy black one
And then there’s the CGI ghosts. The original movie didn’t use CGI ghosts. They used practical effects, and it still looks good today (except one stop-motion scene towards the end of the movie). When 1980′s practical effects look more convincing than fucking 2016 CGI, you’ve got a fucking problem, dude.
And while I like the idea of them having additional weaponry (I mean, come on, it’s been 30 years, technology advances), it just makes me wonder Why the fuck the ghost trap looks like shit. It’s this huge, bulky bear trap looking thing. The trap in the original films was this little hand-held box thing. How do you advance a technology and then take major steps BACKWARDS with one of the most crucial pieces of equipment? How the hell do they even lug that thing around?
You could say “But Hoody, it’s just a trailer” No, fuck you. A trailer is supposed to give you an idea of what the movie will be like, it’s supposed to make you want more, and the “more” is the film itself.
If THIS is what they’re putting out as a representation of their film to make viewers want to see it, then I can only assume that it’s going to be a really bad movie. Mediocre at best. And it sure as FUCK has nothing to do with sexism.
I’m gonna go watch the original movie to wash this bullshit out of my eyes
Usually it’s some dumb little in-character thing where he’s trying to somehow scam me (the best being one where I THOUGHT we were working together to escape a deserted island but he was planning to ditch me the whole time), but last night he showed up as an honest-to-goodness poorly-stop-motion-animated Eldritch monstrosity screaming across a landscape