good-impression

me to my bf when i met him: *nervous, trying hard to look good and act impressive* i hope he thinks i’m cool

me to my bf 2 years later: *emerging from the closet in a hooded wizard cloak* do you like my cape

anonymous asked:

What do you think are the funniest episodes of Brooklyn nine nine so far? Im showing the show to my friend and I want them to get a good impression!

ALLLLLRIGHT! So, I’m choosing episodes that I feel have A+ comedy but at the same time don’t spoil too much of the show in case they (hopefully!!) decide to watch the whole show:

48 Hours, Old School (the comedy is pretty good in this, it isn’t Exceptional, but it’s great to show them that the show deals with serious topics and handles them with great grace), Pontiac Bandit, The Party, The Mole, Beach House, The Chopper, Ava, The Swedes, Yippie Kayak, The 9-8, Terry Kitties.

some of these will spoil the fact that Jake and Amy are endgame, so if you don’t want them to know that I’d say avoid the episodes from season 3!

anonymous asked:

What do you think are the funniest episodes of Brooklyn nine nine so far? Im showing the show to my friend and I want them to get a good impression!

if you want them to get a good impression you can pick any of b99 episodes tbh bc every single one of them is a gem BUT my favorite are:

The Bet - “Saaaantiago, Saaaantiago, Santiaago, Santiaago YOU SUUUUUCK SO BAAAAD!!” + Jake/Amy development <3

The Party - I C O N I C™, every single line is pure comedic gold. EVERY. SINGLE. LINE

Unsolvable - COOL MOTIVE STILL MURDER 

Beach House - if you put all your characters together in one place you’ll get one of the funniest episodes (same for The Party) 

9 Days - Jake/Holt storyline is always a winner

The 9-8 - “Stevie Schillens, you have the right to remain…” “A LOSER!”

Bureau - Holt’s speech about Sex And The City will change your life

and Charges & Specs and Johnny & Dora and The Cruise and The Funeral MY GOD IT’S SO HARD TO PICK ONLY FEW!!

i hope it helps! :) 

Remember when Jungkook went to Hongdae by himself and of course some people recognized him but they managed to be decent and calm about it? And the whole thing left a good impression on everybody?

And let me tell you Hongdae is filled with people especially during the night…and it’s in Korea so there are definitely more people there who know BTS than in Sweden.

But somehow 20 or so hormonal Sweedish teenagers who can’t control their behaviour and emotions managed to ruin their time and most definitely left a horrid impression about international fans not just for the BTS members but also for the Korean fandom. 

Next time don’t come crying when Korean fans look down upon foreign fans and don’t want to share things about BTS with you. Don’t come crying when BTS doesn’t include your country in their tour. And definitely don’t come crying when people are calling you koreaboo or whatnot because my friends, you are exactly that.

anonymous asked:

When Infinite tries to make a good impression on a first date

Sunggyu

“I’m ready!”

Dongwoo

“Just be yourself!”

Woohyun

“Looking good!”

Hoya

“Not bad.”

Sungyeol

*endless primping*

Myungsoo

*doesn’t do much*

Sungjong

*effortless*

~ Admin S