anonymous asked:

do you like crabs?

i love crabs! here are a few of my favorites:

this is a Hairy Crab. they look like weird teddy bears if teddy bears were crabs.

this is a Red-Spotted Guard Crab. they’re psychedelic with weird, praying mantis-like eyes.

this is an Atlantic Ghost Crab. they look like they’d be good, sensitive friends.

this is a Candy Crab. it is a real thing that actually exists. they only grow to be 1.5-2 centimeters and they are SO CUTE.

this is a Puget Sound King Crab. i dunno what’s even going on with these guys. where’s their face? who knows

this is an Umbrella Crab. they are simply too silly to be allowed.