good-friends

anonymous asked:

do you like crabs?

i love crabs! here are a few of my favorites:

this is a Hairy Crab. they look like weird teddy bears if teddy bears were crabs.

this is a Red-Spotted Guard Crab. they’re psychedelic with weird, praying mantis-like eyes.

this is an Atlantic Ghost Crab. they look like they’d be good, sensitive friends.

this is a Candy Crab. it is a real thing that actually exists. they only grow to be 1.5-2 centimeters and they are SO CUTE.

this is a Puget Sound King Crab. i dunno what’s even going on with these guys. where’s their face? who knows

this is an Umbrella Crab. they are simply too silly to be allowed.

Shoutout to my good friend, Caden, who is getting top surgery tomorrow. I know I only met you this year but I count you among my very best friends, you’re such a great guy and I wish nothing but the best for you always. All of my love and good vibes will be sent to the West Coast tomorrow and as you heal. All the best brother. <3