frequent customer interactions at the ice cream shop
Customer:I’d like a small. Me: Sure! Do you mean a single scoop or a kiddie size scoop? Customer: A small.
Me: [hands customer a taste on one of our reusable taster spoons] Customer: [tries to hand it back to me when they’re done tasting instead of placing it in the used taster spoon bucket, labeled USED TASTER SPOONS, which is 6 inches in front of their face on top of the cabinet.]
Customer: I’d like that one. Me: Which flavor? Customer: [vague gesture at the cabinet] That one.
i’ve been missing my ex like crazy for days now and i haven’t told him but we’ll still snapchat about regular friendly things and this missing you feeling is EATING ME ALIVE. i don’t wanna be weak. i don’t wanna miss him this much. do i really miss him? or do i just miss the feelings?
One of the reasons I’ve been reluctant to do fan art or draw other dailys in asks(which is why some of you have had to wait so long for yours to be answered) is that I’m afraid that I won’t be able to capture them how they should be or how well the original artist portrays them.
thoughts on the walking dead game season 3, episode 4: thicker than water:
all anti kate stans had a FIELD DAY with this one
gabe i love you
gabe you’re a little shit
gabe you betrayed me
i still love you though
clem and gabe content! playing cards! gabe accusing clem of cheating! i couldn’t hear the rest of their conversation because kate was admitting her undying love for javi over their adorable first date, but i’m sure they were being cute in the background
i miss lee
clem misses lee
we also really fucked up those stitches for her we should’ve tried harder guys
i meant to choose ava over tripp, clicked the wrong button, still got my way
very sudden ending??
david i hate you please go away why did i save your life?
(oh yeah because gabe asked me to)
i used the silence button more than i ever have before
me: tries to keep gabe from getting in trouble over the stabbing. javi: gabe got in the way. gabi: noticed that
to kill or not to kill, that is the question
WOW I GOT TO INTERACT WITH THE WORLD, CLICK BUTTONS, LOOK AT THINGS. I SHOULDN’T BE THIS EXCITED ABOUT A BASIC ASPECT OF THE TELLTALE GAMES, BUT BOY THIS HAS BEEN RARE IN SEASON THREE.
i really hope christa has aj and she’s still alive that would be a quality plot twist
CLEM GOT HER PERIOD CLEM GOT HER PERIOD
javi: i got u panty liners, i got u gurl
clint: being a good dude, trying to help. david: *kills clint*
ok Daniel Howell…. @danielhowell i get it…… i change my cringe users and Online Branding from alexanderbootybutt to revolutionarymurphy on April 30th….. and you come here on May 1st…. and go on and change yours from danisnotonfire to danielhowell….. but YOOOU get attention for it and i get maybe 2 reblogs and 4 likes instagram and tumblr combined. not even an rt. hm. okay. let’s just ignore that for now i guess.
Anthony Kiedis: At this time, I listen to
the Clash again, whose founder, Joe Strummer, died recently. Moreover, we
covered some chords of London Calling, one of their hits, in our shows, as a
tribute to this great band.
John Frusciante: Hendrix, the Beatles, the
Who, Buddy Holly, Led Zeppelin… Actually, old things!
Chad Smith: Britney Spears and Avril
Lavigne (he laughs)…no, I’m saying bullshit!
As which animal would you like to be reincarnated?
Anthony Kiedis: As a marine animal… The
grace and the mobility of the killer whale fascinates me, but I don’t know if I
would be able to kill the other fish.