good try dude

me: [tells a male on facebook that donald trump is bad for women]

him: 

Video game concept.

You manipulate the stars, and change constellations to affect people’s horoscopes, navigational systems, bird migration patterns, whatever else stars affect, and all in all the general aesthetic of the night sky. Thus you change the course of history and the world.

It would be like one of those God Simulator ones, except you cannot directly affect the planet. You can only really confuse the planet.

The Sun also counts as a star. So you could like just blow that up or whatever too if you wanted I guess. A quick ending. Good job.

𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙰𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎 - 𝚂𝚎𝚡/𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗!

BOLD any that apply to your muse/their habits/major turn-ons
italicize any of your muse’s turn-ons/likes
Normal- indifferent to / would try if asked
Strike any of your muse’s turn-offs/dislikes

Feel free to add to the list! REPOST, don’t reblog!

  • heterosexual. homosexual. bisexual. pansexual. demisexual. asexual. grey-asexual.
  • monogamous. polyamorous.
  • long term relationships. casual relationships.
  • rough muse/partner. loud muse/partner. screaming muse/partner. gentle muse/partner. tender muse/partner.
  • growling. | crying. | sobbing. | gentleness. | tender. | whispers. moaning. | touching others.| touching self. | being touched. | lingering caresses. | kisses. | french kisses. | licking. | nibbling rec/giving. | biting rec/giving. | scratching rec/giving. | hair pulling rec/giving. | dominance. | submission. power play. | play fighting | struggles. | wrestling | hugs | cuddling | shower/bath sex. | up against a wall. | being held down. | breasts. | butts. | legs. | thighs. | feet. hands. | ears. | love bites. | innuendo. | choking. | breath play. | knife play | gun play | blood play | danger play | bondage. (with trust) | leather. | silk. | velvet. | lace. | being watched. | watching others. | half-clothed. | bared skin. | teasing. | indoors. |outdoors. | public. | private. | lingerie. | stockings. | corsets.

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tagging:  @hairywolvie @asgardianhammer  @youusedme @brightica @sonofasymbol

second day in a new school and i think i already have a crush

things are going perfectly

Okay so y’all know I work at a Laser Tag place right okay so there’s this dude today and he’s going full throttle with his team, trying to zap a bunch of their opponents, as you do. But for some reason instead of saying “zap them” as you might expect, they’re frantically shouting “HARVEST THEM” and—- this one dude. This one fuckin dude, he turns round and he’s like 5 inches from my face in this dark-ass laser tag arena, I’m against a wall here, dude’s all ominously lit from the light of his tag vest, and he just turns and looks me dead in the eye and goes “HARRRVESSST” in one of the most satanic voices I have heard in a fair while, before proceeding to immediately realize that I wasn’t one of his teammates as he first thought but in fact a rather befuddled employee and istg I have never seen a grown-ass man physically crumple from “satanic adrenaline fueled laser-tagger” to “weakly apologetic puddle of regret’’  in my life. Like it was all fine and he was so sorry but he couldn’t even fully say it cause we were both laughing too hard at this fuckin’ bizzare incident.

I love my job.

Who are your favorite musicians?

Flea: Jimi Hendrix, the Rolling Stones…

Anthony Kiedis: At this time, I listen to the Clash again, whose founder, Joe Strummer, died recently. Moreover, we covered some chords of London Calling, one of their hits, in our shows, as a tribute to this great band.

John Frusciante: Hendrix, the Beatles, the Who, Buddy Holly, Led Zeppelin… Actually, old things!

Chad Smith: Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne (he laughs)…no, I’m saying bullshit!

As which animal would you like to be reincarnated?

Anthony Kiedis: As a marine animal… The grace and the mobility of the killer whale fascinates me, but I don’t know if I would be able to kill the other fish.

Flea: I would say a koala.

John Frusciante: A bird…

Chad Smith: A wild horse!

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@generator-sex you tagged me a few days ago so I came off of mobile to write this up Properly. (I’m pretty sure I did one veeeery similar but whatever)

Nickname: Riri, The Queen of Procrastination, Toast, Stew, etc. The last two are long stories don’t ask lol

Zodiac sign: Pisces 

Height: taller in the morning and shorter in the evening. (5'1" lol)  

Last thing I googled: what Zuko’s swords were called because I f o r g o t and I felt bad for that lol

Favorite Musical Artist: None tbh idk too many so :/

Song stuck in my head: None currently!! :D

Last movie I watched: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, for the first time!! I’m a little miffed and it gave me a headache, but it’s probably because of the events leading up to it, not the actual movie. 

What are you wearing right now: pink pants that I got when I turned 10 that still fits and my old middle school PE t-shirt. That also fits. I’m small. Also these are my pjs lol

What do you post: well I reblog: voltron, haikyuu!!, generator rex, some young justice, RWBY, flowers, aesthetic posts, helpful posts, sommme politics not a lot, and probably other fandoms that I can’t remember right now.
I post my own content too. I write some short stories and poetry and sometimes personal posts because why not. Those are tagged “ririwrites” and “ririrambles” respectively 

Why did you choose your URL: (I’ve definitely been asked this before lol) long story short, my old bio teacher abbreviated my already short name to riri and I decided to spell it the way Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service spells it because that’s cute and uniform. 

Do you have any other blogs: yeeeep. I made one about ladybugs for a class ( @doesthisbugyouatall ) and recently I made a plant blog so go have a look at @plant-obsession-aesthetic it’s lots of fun to run. So relaxing tbh

What did your past relationship teach you: I’m interpreting this as nonromantic (because I’ve never had a romantic relationship) so I’d have to say some people will react negatively when they know how smart I am. It was a constant fight of them trying to one-up me and they kept getting meaner and meaner and I Will Not Have It. So I ended the relationship. Be nice, be kind, be helpful. That’s what I have to say. 

Religious or spiritual: those are kinda mixed for me. But religious I guess 

Favorite color: orange!! 🍊🍊🍊 also pink and yellow but orange was the first color I decided to like for me. There’s a story with my fave colors lol. Maybe I should write about it huh..

Average hours of sleep: haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahha

Lucky number: nope

Favorite characters: REX SALAZAR MY SON and every character like him, so lance (vld), tanaka (HQ!!), wally west (Young Justice), Cisco (The Flash), Leorio (hxh)… I have a Type™ help. I also really like Ty Lee!! What a complex character! What a broken character!! I love her!! Also I don’t talk about her much but YANG MY CHILD FROM RWBY. I LOVE HER WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. She owns her own body, is considerate, is badass, and understands how to deal with emotions. She’s got flaws but aaaaaaaaa shes so good. 

Dream job: a badass mofo who takes out old white men in the education system and writes kickass books on the side. Fight me

What’s the etiquette on followers tagging people who aren’t mutuals h e l p 
I’m tagging: @mikuridaigo, @fynneyseas, @keithmeinyourheart, @ohohoho-its-cc@gen-rex-asaurus@amalasdraws, @attractthecrows, & @crollalanzaa
No pressure or anything! I hope everyone reading has an excellent week~! <3

When some dude texts you “hey what’s up” out of nowhere at 10:00pm.

4

I had a brainwave during my study and kind of thought this was an alright idea. 

I wanted it to symbolise how everyone, including the band, is happy that there’s a new album coming out, which is starting a new era in their music. But on the other hand it’s sad that we’re officially moving on from the Bad Blood, All this Bad Blood and the VS times.

Okay after watching SMTM4 first episode

  • Jay Park& Loco’s are going to be the shadiest yet funniest team
  • 99.99% of the time i don’t know what’s going on in Verbal Jint’s mind and that’s really amazing
  • Black Nut dude has 0% chill and i feel like he will entertain me a lot
  • Mnet gave me a good reason to keep on watching this season my eyes were blessed good-looking and good rappers trio you know
  • Jinusean are not as kind as they seemed, this will be fun as well
  • San-E dude can listen me snorting while sleeping and he would still be jamming to it, amazing.
  • i didn’t see a lot of female rappers what is this
  • and lastly Mnet editing didn’t change one bit they still follow their motto that goes by the name of #drama

this week is really good my guys. i ate super healthy, got off of birth control (it was adding to my depression), cut all my hair, and my brother @clarkesquad is coming to gay it up with me in two days.

what a fantastic week off 10/10