good priorities i know

Lied

Originally posted by iamjuliag

Pairing: Shawn x Reader

Request: It just kinda came to mind, THIS IS CRINGEWORTHY (to me) 

Note: SMUT SMUT SMUT WARNING


You stroll down the corridors of your university ready to go back to your apartment after a long tiring day when you feel someone pull you to an empty classroom.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” You yelled at the guy, you couldn’t tell who it was due to the hoodie he was wearing. Soon he discarded the hoodie making a tiny gasp escape your lips.

“Shawn? What’re you-”

“I missed you so fucking much, baby.” he cut you off pulling you close and kissing you.

“Shawn, we can’t. I can’t, you left me.” You said pulling away looking at the floor.

“Y/N, I am truly and deeply sorry, I will make it up to you. Just please take me back I-”

“SHAWN YOU LIED TO ME!” You cried letting your tears fall, he came closer to you to wipe them away, but you only turned away wiping them yourself.

“You made your decision, now I’m making mine.” you sniffled

“Y/N I-”

“Goodbye, Shawn.” you said leaving the room before he could get another word out, as he watched the most precious thing in the world to him, walk away, and he could do nothing to stop it.

He’s done enough damage already, not only did he lie, but he also left you, for her.

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i hope it’s not a reportable offense to use the wind tower cannons in the next round of chaos, ‘cause like

it’s legit my favourite thing to time it juuuuuust right and with the last few seconds i climb in the cannon and when i’m lucky we get the mumu farm or the nasty swamp place that i can’t recall the name of

and i just blow everyone to smithereens like boom boom boom rake in the points

ooooh they hate me for that though, they hate me so much and i’m ugly laughing like crazy even as everyone in chaos gangs up on me

and i know i’m not an amazingly geared up player or great at pvp, but at the same time, it’s very nice to get second or first in chaos. just because i’m not amazing doesn’t mean i’m atrocious- and i’m learning how to stack debuffs and use call lightning as a finishing move and popping wod when everyone spawns in a big cluster, it’s fun :D

(these success stories are really only with physical attack classes though, i’m still crazy weak against magic ;__;)

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Whoniverse: Class -  33/? times there’s more to Miss Quill than meets the eye. (1x08)

Me:  *takes 2 hours to come up with a URL*
Also Me:  *takes all of 15 minutes to find a theme*

Happy belated Over the Garden Wall 6 month anniversary~!!! @u@/

After stealing my bro’s pc and some pointers from him and JohnYume, I FINALLY got this thing finished! This pic was inspired by Skimingmilk’s fanfiction called Two Reads in the Woods And if you haven’t read it yet and like OTGW then I highly recommend it~! 

This pic started off as a sketch I doodled up and wanted to color. I was going to go traditionally at first, but I felt like I could get the feel I wanted better digitally. So after 3-4 ish nights this is the end result! The background was digitally done and I must say I’m really proud of it. *u*

You can shoot me now for putting off human turtles. But in my defense my bro had a trip and I just couldn’t pass up using his pc! plz don’t kill meh…!

markiplier sentence meme pt 1.

quotes from markiplier’s trouble in terrorist town gameplays. featuring quotes from mangaminx, yamimash, and others.

“ that’s not cpr, that’s called blunt force trauma. “
“ gotta have evidence. “
“ are they moving around? “
“ okay, okay, enough of — okay. “
“ come down here with me. “
“ is that an admission of guilt? “
“ if anyone shoots me, i’m … i’ll shoot back! “
“ AH! IT BURNS! “
“ i think there might be some serious problems. “
“ let’s go together, at the same time, okay? “
“ magnum condoms taste great. i’m just saying!
“ is that a grenade?! “
“ what did they ever do to you? “
“ what are you looking at? get away. “
“ I HIT THE TNT! “
“ i don’t like the way you’re looking at me, there. “
“ can you shoot out the glass? “
“ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! “
“ s/he’s following me! “
“ why didn’t you say so? “
“ how do i lift up the body? “
“ you’ve got to be kidding me! “
“ I’M THE GREATEST TERRORIST EVER! “
“ that’s okay. that’s the way it happens in war. “
“ it’s my acting skills. “
“ no matter what i say, you’re just going to assume, so … “
“ i promise you from the bottom of my soul. and it’s a very big soul. “
“ you might not want to look behind you. “
“ I’M ON FIRE! “
“ you dumbass! you motherhumper! you’re so stupid! “
“ it’s definitely not me. i can’t ruse to save my life. “
“ well well well. look at this. “
“ i’m glad it’s so entertaining for you, asshole! “
“ fuckity shit. ass. fuck! “
“ suck on that! boobity boobity! “
“ i’m not a terrorist, i’m just trying to kill __. “
“ i feel like i’m walking into a death trap. “
“ he seems legit. “
“ bury me. “
“ how ‘bout — BOOM, bitch! “
“ that sounds dangerous. “
“ no, that’s a good strategy. “
“ what is this shit? “
“ i just saw __ and did not shoot him in the head, even though i could have. “
“ i don’t think he’s distracted if you tell him i’m gonna shoot him in the back of the head. “
“ i might have led you astray a little bit. “
“ i’m not shooting you, i’m just shooting around you. “
“ you friggin’ moron! “
“ hey, let me press the button! “
“ why did you get in there? “
“ no one said not to! “
“ please, i wanna live so bad! “
“ i don’t know, i’m scared! “
“ screw this, i’m out of here! “
“ you guys weren’t supposed to come in the fucking house! “
“ he’s our silent antagonist. “
“ i’m on the slide! “
“ yeah, i’m on a slide. it’s very slidey. “
“ did i mention i’m on a slide? “
“ the loser in the race gets shot in the face. “
“ face your death like a man! “
“ that’s not a good mindset to have. “
“ you need to rethink your priorities. “
“ i don’t know, ‘cause you’re evil! and scary! “
“ i seem to be more suspicious of you than usual. “
“ this is for science. “
“ wait, i got it, i got it! fuck. “
“ c’mon, ragdoll physics. “
“ i was science-ing, you bastard! “
“ it’s incredibly steamy in here. “
“ i might die right now. “
“ wow. you were not paying attention. “
“ this is pretty matrix-y. “
“ i’m actually really sorry about that. “
“ i’ll take you with me. “
“ who’s carrying the body over there? “
“ he died so that we could live. “
“ why can’t you look at him? because of what you did? “
“ is that where you sit on a dude’s face? “
“ why is this all about my body? “
“ call the lift up, and we’ll put his body on it. “
“ oh, jesus! my balls! “
“ my plan, foiled! “
“ what is that?! oh god! “
“ oooonce! moooore! you OOOOPEN the door! “
“ boo! get off the stage! “
“ fuck you! “
“ what are you guys doing without me? “
“ there’s a shitty bruce springsteen impersonator over here. “
“ i’ll throw it off into the ocean as a symbolic gesture of goodwill. “
“ he criticised my singing! “
“ he wasn’t the bad guy, he’s just really bad at taking criticism. “
“ i’m sitting in the back, where you can’t aim at me. “
“ that was priceless. “
“ you can’t pull that shit on me. “
“ i can frame you, you can’t frame me! “
“ oh shit, it’s me! oh no, it’s me! “
“ i’m innocent, i swear! “
“ *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING* “

I Thought You Were Different: Book 3 (Part 29/?) (Rogers/Stark x reader)

Part 28

“You find a place in Brooklyn yet?”

“I don’t think we can afford a place in Brooklyn,” Steve sighed, swiping his thumb across his tablet almost aimlessly through real estate listing after listing, seeing nothing that jumped out as a worthy prospect. “Anything that I like is too small, and anything that she wants is just too expensive.”

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will & alicia | missed connections

Autumn Sentiments

This is for chibiesque and for inukagome15, although it’s probably really not what you had in mind when you told me I should write about autumn and them doing stuff together. I’m very sorry for that.


Tony was standing in front of the large windows of the living room, watching the world outside. Beyond the street right in front of the Avengers mansion was Central Park, and then, slightly blurry in the distance, the ever-changing skyline of New York. Even further, there was a brilliantly blue sky, with small white clouds slowly drifting across it like a herd of sheep. Steve couldn’t see Tony’s face, but his head was tilted up and he’d taken off his glasses, holding them in his hands loosely. His lonely figure in front of the large windows looked so still and contemplative that Steve felt reluctant to intrude. He simply stood there for a moment, at the other end of the living room, staring at Tony’s back and trying to remember why he had been looking for Tony in the first place.

The room was very quiet, Steve noticed. It was rather unusual, since Tony really wasn’t a person Steve would ever associate with silence and stillness, always surrounded by people and robots and technology, always on the move for something bigger, something greater.

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