good pick up line

ok the lovely @didjamissme tagged me to share 3 facts about myself that you might not know. honestly it’s gonna be hard to think of things i haven’t already overshared on this site haha.

1) The last fandom I was this involved with was the Glee fandom. 2011 was a strange year…

2) My dream job as a kid was to be a paleontologist. If I could have any job now… Alien anthropologist. Too bad it doesn’t exist yet haha. I currently have a certificate in medical terminology and will be going to school next year for hospital unit clerk. Previously I went to school for Fashion Management, then Education (History/French) but those didn’t pan out.

3) My superpower is that my legs don’t get cold. This came in handy living somewhere with winters well into the -30s and you want to wear a miniskirt to the club but you gotta wait outside in line. I’m also good at picking up languages and speech patterns.  

I’m supposed to tag 10 people soo… @piiesandpucks @legojacques @justsayins @theunvanquishedzims @rubyredhoodling @ericbittlle @inexplicablesatsuma @zim-tits @senorbunny @omgericzimmermann

anonymous asked:

Mtl good at pick up lines? 😂

scorpio (they’re smooth af)
aries (surprisingly romantic)


everyone’s reactions to michael’s chat up line [♥]

#ashton is so shocked #luke’s so embarrassed he turns around #and calum’s just like hmm that’s pretty good might use that one


Nico: Reyna, why are the guys texting me pick-up lines? Even, Valdez.
Reyna: Oh gods, I told them not to disturb you! Those hungry wolves—

Older Nico! Puberty was good to him and he doesn’t know the effect he’s causing. The constant whispers of “That’s Nico di Angelo. The Son of Hades. Prince of the Underworld. The friggin bloody Ghost King. Heard he survived Tartarus. All. By. HIMSELF!” when he passes by–completely oblivious to everything. He just came back from his long stay at the Underworld so he visited Camp Jupiter only to be flooded by messages, and he’s so confused. He has no idea how kids flirt these days. Bless his old soul. Based on this.

So, I was watching the video to the gif that I just re-blogged of Harry pretending to spank Louis on stage in Cardiff (shortly before Louis forgot his vocals) and you can see that prior to that Harry points to Louis and then Louis walks toward him. So I looked for more footage, and I found another video, and while you cannot see all of it, you can actually see that after Harry pointed to him, Louis pouted as he walked towards him before Harry pretended to spank him. At least that is what it looks like anyway in the VERY brief moment on video. (Credit to Monika Rozynek for the video.)


((Talon Valentine’s Day cards. Have fun! And have a very good Valentine’s Day! Many hugs and imaginary chocolates from me to all of you.))

Disclaimer: I’m not responsible if the people you give these to come to think of you as a crazed stabby assassin. Good luck with that. 


NEW VIDEO!!!! Have trouble picking up guys at bars? Here’s a collection of my greatest pick up lines which are sure to help get you laid!!! ENJOYE!