good pick up line

anonymous asked:

asahi sfw and nsfw headcanons?? i feel like everyone treats him like this tiny bean but asahi is like..................hot u feel

~THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE~

SFW:

Doesn’t want to be needy, but he checks his phone a lot to see if you responded

Really values the conversations he has with you

Puts a bunch of hearts next to your name in his contacts

He likes that you’re so supportive, but he gets really nervous when you come to games. What if he messes up in front of you?

When you do watch him, he’s always checking to see if you saw him do that super awesome spike

Really likes it when you brush his hair or braid it

Secretly enjoys when you put a flower in his hair

Always saves the seat next to him in class so you can sit next to him and so that he has someone to talk to

Wishes you good luck before every test

Very good at listening

Uses pick up lines even though you both have been dating for awhile

Kind of insecure about losing you

Always walks you home because he doesn’t want you getting lost or hurt

Prepares some nice bento for you to bring to lunch

Date night every Friday

Brings flowers every time

Cleans the house for you

“DON’T PUT THE FORK IN THE TOASTER!”

NSFW:

Once he’s horny, he. is. horny, there is no going back now

His boner starts to hurt if it’s in his pants for too long

If you’re in public, he’ll gently pull on your lower sleeve and then take you home to release his desire for you

Once you two get home, clothes are coming off instantly… he’s not even shy anymore

Underwear is already soaked in precum

He looks really good when he takes his shirt off nice and slow, showing off his toned back

He lets his hair out of his bun

Likes to undress you slowly so he can admire your body

Starts kissing you all over

Makes sure to make eye contact with you often

Likes to tease your chest a lot just because you squirm underneath him

Likes to finger you first to get you more in the mood

Never leaves lube or condoms behind

Makes you put on the condom just to see how impatient you are

When you’re wet enough, he thrusts right in

He shudders at the sensation, and you can feel his cock twitch within you

His muscular torso hovers above your frame, leaving you with a very nice view

Likes to put one of his hands alongside your cheek and the other in your hair

Likes to flip you over sometimes so your back is in his view

This way he can grab onto your hair more, and he can leave kisses down your back

His thrusts are very fast and consistent

Grunts and groans a lot

He has great stamina, and he doesn’t cum easily, so he can last awhile and wait for you to release

Once he does cum, he cums a lot, and he starts thrusting really fast to let it all out

His breathing is heavy, and he’s sweating a lot, but he’s very gentle pulling out of you and holding you afterwards

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My first attempt at Clexa crack

Edit: since this post has gotten way more attention than I was anticipating I feel the need to say this: the ‘High five Indra’ is completely stolen!! But it’s so good, I think it should be a thing.
Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

  • “You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
  • “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
  • “Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
  • “I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
  • “I dare you to kiss me.”
  • “No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
  • “You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
  • “Why is your hand on my ass?”
  • “Cuddle with me.”
  • “I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
  • “Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
  • “Are you trying to turn me on?”
  • “Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
  • “Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
  • “Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
  • “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
  • “I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
  • “When did you get so beautiful?”
  • “If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
  • “Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
  • “No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
  • “I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
  • “Why’d you let go of me?”
  • “I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
  • “I kissed you because we were drunk.”
  • “I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
  • “Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”
  • “I wish we could stay like this forever…”
  • “I had this dream where we were dating.”
  • “I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
  • “Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
  • “No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 
  • “Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
  • “Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
  • “It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
  • “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
  • “I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
  • “You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
  • “I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”
  • “You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
  • “Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
  • “Why are you looking at me like that?”
  • “You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
  • “I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
  • “Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
  • “I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
  • “We would make a pretty good couple.”
  • “The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
  • “How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
  • “Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

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* = newly added stories // 5th April, 2017

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anonymous asked:

imagine dr flug trying to flirt

The poor guy is trying his best, he really is, but the moment he starts talking he trips over his words.

“Ahem…Did you, ah…did you fall from, Hell? No, oh shoot- Uh, from Heaven? Did you fall from Heaven, because…because, your. Uh, your ass is godly? Is that right?”

“H-hey- No, wait. Hey, baby, aren’t you out of…out of…uh…aren’t you tired? Because you’ve been on my- Hold on. You’ve been RUNNING through my mind…uh, all day!”

“Are you, uh…are you from Tennessee? Because, because…You’re the only Tennessee- no. The only, uh, ten I see?”

He really isn’t cut out for this kind of thing. Demencia tries to help once in a while, but just ends up laughing hysterically from how bad he is.

‘do you know any good pick up lines?’ well usually i use nylon type 4 rappelling rope, and sometimes the rolled steel cable on the winch in the quinjet--oh, you mean for gettin dates--

i love talking to people on tumblr about hockey because some conversations are like “well yeah I think we have a good team overall but sometimes the d-line needs to pick up the slack” and others are like “last night i had a dream that me and geno banged in a bunk bed”

anonymous asked:

guys we gotta hear your best pick up lines asap

L: Keith’s not very good at-

K: Wait no I have one 

L: You do?

K: yeah! let me go first!

L: haha, I like your enthusiasm, go ahead!

K: Okay *clears throat* so 

K: You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

L: ;/////;

L: Ohhh~ myyy~ goood~

L: Keith you’re killing me that’s so dorky and cheesy

K: good! I was trying to match your style

L: Taking notes from the master I see~

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It’s 12AM PST on February 24 which means it officially @appynation ‘s birthday!! She’s the absolute best and deserves all the happiness in the world. Go wish her a happy birthday! <3

I made her a series of Lance pick up lines because I know how much she loves Lance. It entertains me that ALL of these are canon, aside from the ocean one (but it may as well be). Enjoy!!