good pick up line

anonymous asked:

I'm not good at pick up lines but I am good at dropping panties;) (Wow this is why I'm single and hibernating on the Internet for all eternity)

good god

15/10 tho

Ashton would be one of those guys that works at KFC with his red shirt and a baseball hat on his head with his man bun exposed on the back of his head bc it’s too hot there and he would be at the cashiers helping people in front of him and taking orders but he would flirt with every girl he sees like “hey welcome to KFC how can i help you” and you would be like “Chicken wings thanks” and Ashton just smiles winking at you and saying “good anything else?” and you would say “okay um idk can you help me?????” noticing the smirk on his face and Ashton would be like “i’d choose myself but im not on the menu” and you just laugh at him bc that’s a good pick up line and Ashton would smile at you too oKAY GOODBYE SWEET WORLD

gdbiasedaf asked:

bigbang as bad pick up lines

Jiyong-  “Go on; feel my Chanel jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.”
Seungri-  "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.“
Youngbae-  "Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.”
Daesung-  “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”
Seunghyun-  “If I told you your body looked like an Anish Kapoor piece, would you hold it against me?”

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carvedwhalebones asked:

Because how can I resist flirting with you? "If you were an arc pylon, you'd be set on stunning. // I'd ask you out for whiskey and cigars, but you're already smoking hot. // Sharing an arcane bond with each other isn't the only bond I'm looking for. // I may not be able to hit those high notes on the Holger's Device, but I'm pretty sure I can make you hit those high notes."

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