good luck you little shit

anonymous asked:

(1/2) Ana! There's this girl I like, who is an army, and what she doesent know that Im an Armry as well. I was planning on planning to confess to her at the back of the school. And Im gonna wear a suit with a boquet of roses, And im gonna sing to her

(2/2) So Im wondering what song should I pick? I cant choose if its, Propose or Blanket kick. Also I’ll be doing this tommorow, please encorouge me with a drawing of Jungkook since thats my crush and I, bias. Wish me luck.

MY HEART MELTED THAT IS SO CUTE

Sing her Just One Day

🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃
  • : : PART TWO (THIS IS SO BIZARRE BUT I'M SO PROUD OF IT. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LOVELIES) X
  • *Slughorn's party*
  • John: *waiting*
  • Sherlock: *approaching; apparently headless, his head tucked under his arm*
  • John: *horrified* Oh my God!
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* For the love of Merlin, John. It's a spell.
  • John: *blinking* Yeah but- *waves his hand where Sherlock's head's supposed to be* bloody hell, what happened to Jack Skellington?
  • Sherlock: I don't know what that is.
  • John: *shakes his head* Fucking show off.
  • Mary: *bringing over drinks; smirks* You bottled it, then?
  • Sherlock: *takes the drink* I think she'll be impressed.
  • Mary: *crouches until she's eye level with him* You're pathetic.
  • Sherlock: *swallows his drink with great difficulty* I know. Where is she?
  • Mary: By the punch.
  • -at the punch bowl-
  • Molly: *making drinks*
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat*
  • Molly: *smiles* I was wondering when you'd- *turns around; slowly looks down at his face* -get here.
  • Sherlock: *smiles* I considered joining the Headless Hunt. No luck.
  • Molly: *impressed* You never give anyone else a chance, do you?
  • Sherlock: *smug* Nope. Dance with me.
  • Molly: *chuckles* Now this should be interesting.
  • -by the fireplace-
  • John & Mary: *watching Sherlock and Molly dance, his disembodied head watching happily*
  • John: *disturbed* This has to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
  • Mary: *grinning* Really? We should stick around until they start snogging, then.
  • John: *grimaces* You had to say that, didn't you?

A playlist for Thorin, son of Thráin, his heirs, and the things that could have been.

Follows their beginnings, their family ties, through quests and madness and war to their deaths…and to those they leave behind.

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****ATTENTION HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS****

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU SEE THIS? THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING NEUTROGENA ® MAKEUP REMOVER CLEANSING TOWELETTES. THEYRE A LITTLE EXPENSIVE, BUT THERES A GOOD REASON WHY I MADE THIS POST FOR YOU PERFECT FUCKERS.

HOW ARE THESE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER NASTY-ASS MAKEUP WIPES YOU ASK? WELL SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LISTEN UP. THESE LITTLE FUCKERS COME IN SMALL FABRIC-LIKE WIPES THAT WILL GET OFF TROLL MAKEUP LIKE YOUR WILDEST MOTHERFUCKING DREAMS.

SO LETS SAY YOURE AT A CON AND YOUR SNAZAROO PLUS ALL OF THAT OTHER SHITTING EYE MAKEUP YOU GOT ON CAUSE YOU REFUSED TO COSPLAY A TROLL WITH REGULAR GOD DAMN EYES, IS STILL SMEARED ON AND IS HAVING THE /WORST/ TIME COMING OFF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SKIN. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NEUTROGENA ® MAKEUP REMOVER CLEANSING TOWELETTES AND WIPE YOUR GORGEOUS FACE WITH IT. I SHIT YOU NOT, IT ONLY TAKES /ONE/ OF THESE TO GET OFF /EVERYTHING/.

IT TOOK ME /TWO/ MINUTES TO GET OFF FANCY EYELINER, FOUR SHADES OF EYESHADOW, MASCARA, EYELINER, AND THE EYELINER FROM MY EYEBROWS ONTOP OF ALL OF THAT MOTHERFUCKING GRAY WITH JUST /ONE/ SHEAT. IT LEGIT LOOKS LIKE THAT GRAY AND REGRET NEVER EVEN TOUCHED YOUR SKIN WHEN YOURE DONE.

HOLY SHIT A BONUS???
IT ISNT GREASY. YOU JUST TAKE A PIECE OF YOUR FINEST FUCKING TOILET PAPER, WAD IT UP AND WIPE OFF YOUR FACE GENTLY WITH IT. BAM. DONE.

NOW GOOD LUCK, YOU PERFECT LITTLE SHITS.

(Disclaimer: I’ve only used it on snaz, but from the amazing affects im more than positive it’ll work with ben nye, mehron or aquacolor. This shit is literally magic. I do not recommend this for PAX though.)

***EDIT*** SO APPARENTLY IT WORKS WITH BEN NYE TOO.