good lord i need a vacation

A:TLA Sentence Starters
  • [ Feel free to change pronouns as needed - Taken from a Tumblr post ]
  • "I am not ____. I am MELON LORD!"
  • "I've got my eye on you."
  • "We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!"
  • ”No, what you were saying made no sense at all.”
  • "And this is _____, my flying sister."
  • “THE MOON SPIRIT IS A GENTLE, LOVING LADY. SHE RULES THE SKY WITH COMPASSION AND… LUNAR GOODNESS”
  • "I am taking my vacation... at the LIBRARY!"
  • "I'M COMING FOR YOU, BUDDY!"
  • "Pants are an illusion and so is death."
  • "My friends need to suck on those frogs!"
  • "Can your 'Science' explain why it rains?"
  • "Maybe it's friendly!"
  • "No, YOU'RE not wearing any pants."
  • "That's rough, buddy."
  • "It's upside down, isn't it?"
  • "Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya!"

thepawt  asked:

Yo skub, havent seen you post all that much lately. Just wanted to check in to see if you're doing alright?

I don’t actually know. I’m physically fine which is good. But I’m just frustrated. I need a vacation. And a blowjob. And a job. Or some money. But lord know I don’t know what the heck to do about it. So…… I think I’m “alright”, I’m just tired of being mad and frustrated with people. Thanks dude. You’re the best.