good job you morons

Kinks #13 - Temptation to Sin (Teasing)

Pairing: Castiel x Reader

Word count: Almost 4200

Warnings: Oral sex (reader giving), masturbation (reader) and maybe slight shame kink? Dom!Cas

A/N: I quite enjoyed writing this but I’m entirely unsure of whether I like how it turned out. It’s open to part 2, maybe? If that’s wanted. Requests are open!

PART TWO HERE!

Keep reading

“Meant to Belong” [1/3]

Wanted to write a fanfiction about BATIM (Bendy and the Ink Machine), and especially about my new ship Bendalice (Bendy x Alice). I just put it on AO3 too, but whatever, I’ll post it here too! :P 

This first chapter is Angst, but the next two will be Angst, Fluff and Smut, so be careful with the next ones and, if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Said so, I hope you’ll enjoy!

Summary: Hidden very deep inside his soul for many years, there was a shocking emotion that made the little devil realize that the fallen angel wasn’t just a simple co-worker, or a friend, or a rival, or a family member to him; but more, so much more. Their peculiar bond was a little more… complex, unique, maybe genuine. In other words, somehow they were meant to be together, drawn and designed to truly belong to each other.
But all the pranks, all the fights and all the teasing sometimes made everything difficult, especially after that particular night.

Keep reading

Voa’s Relevant Legal System As Summarized By A Voan Expat (And Good Riddance) Yellow:

Savo is leaning hard on a couple of things:

1. It is not illegal to, say, dare your school chum to go take a step into the red district, even if they then actually do it, even if they then skip their shower.  It is not illegal to, say, while sleep-deprived with a new baby, accidentally drop a diaper into the wrong receptacle and then collapse with exhaustion and deal with it later, even if you are in a hotel and forget to notify the maid.  These laws are written with cases like that in mind but they are written in such a way that they technically kinda apply to “daring” some reds to touch food and then “forgetting to notify” law enforcement.  They are going to fix that but it was not this way before he did the thing.

2. Voa is very, very hard line on “you should be able to, as a private citizen without any actual legal training, predict whether some thing you might do is legal or not and if not how much, in advance”.  Several parties, including Gov. Avalor’s (she doesn’t belong to it, it belongs to her), are super, super serious about this, this is why the software written in Voa has such nice readable user agreements and why you aren’t allowed to do your own taxes anymore and stuff.

So:

3. While it would obviously be the right thing from an international policy standpoint to put a bullet in Savo’s stupid face, it would be a (legally!  just legally!) unprincipled exception to a very deeply held standard.  Apparently, he thought he was doing something legal, and this isn’t because he read the law upside-down or something, and that matters.

What they might be able to get him on is acting in a formal capacity with malicious intent but he is making an incredibly convincing case of being just that stupid and the tape of him eating polluted food like it’s nothing is actually helping him there.

Also, like, his formal capacity is Allocator.  Allocator is not some high power position.  Allocator is a nothing job for good-blooded morons where most of what you do is “allow markets to work” and maybe “make suggestions about tariffs”.  All it would have done is get him a way to talk to random packers and shippers.  They’re not legislating this power out of the position because talking to packers and shippers is not a power.

The Newsroom S1 Sentence Starters
  • “I’m a marine! I will beat the shit out of you! I don’t care how many protein bars you eat!”
  • “This is more than unprofessional, it’s uncivilized. But more than that, it’s unprofessional.”
  • “I never knew what the word ‘smug’ meant until I met you.”
  • “I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.”
  • “That didn’t sound like something that should come with a warning, that sounded like something that should come with balloons.” 
  • “And a lot of people might argue there are witches out there.”
  • “I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.”
  • “I could’ve been a doctor!”
  • “And the first guy wouldn’t see a doctor until the second guy saw a doctor.”
  • “Okay, I know we were on sketchy ground ethically and linguistically, but…”
  •  “What in the name of holy fuck were you thinking about?”
  • “Sometimes your wisdom leads to … [*exploding sound and gesture*] “
  • “Don’t call me girl sir!”
  • “Do you have any human knowledge?”
  • “I’m on a mission to civilize!”
  • “Yeah, maybe if you stare at that piece of paper long enough the time will reverse itself and the last 10 seconds will be erased from the universe.”
  • “They’ve done a pretty good job making themselves look like morons.”
  • “What is this compulsion you have to look on the bright side? I can never count on you to be Jewish.”
  • “Do not take a tone with me, American Gigolo.”
  • “Waiting, patience – words like that, always my last option.”
  • “I’M GOING TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY FIX THE INTERNET.”
  • “You say that like I’ve got polio” 
  • “Since I’m never going to see you again after Friday, I feel I can tell you something…”
  • “I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy, but somebody did. Somebody along the way. Somebody or something convinced you of it, because you think you’re a bad guy… and you’re just not.”
  • “I could be wrong. I almost always am.”
  • “I’ve enlisted the help of a master of the dark arts.”
  •  “In your FACE, Nancy Grace!”
  • “You’re going to see an emotional response on my face and a physical response directed at yours.”
  • “Re-edit my wikipedia page!”
  • “You’re coming back if I have to chop you up put you in a duffle bag and reassemble you.”
  • “I’ve been waiting two days to hit you!”

Episode four: in case you don’t remember what happened at the end of episode three, don’t worry, there’s a flashback for that.

Keep reading

@slyfont

After that initial interaction with the… with the skeleton, Conan had begun keeping track of things. Slight comments, idle details, and minute references. And he really, honestly hadn’t found much. He was slightly surprised. Maybe that was what the other had meant by a Forget Code…. but what did that even mean in the first place. Walking, hands in his pockets, staring at the ground, he suddenly felt a chill up his spine. It was a feeling he recognized a bit too well, a sensation he was able to recognize because of many cases.

Someone was watching him.

Turning around, hand’s still in his pockets, he surveyed the scene, eyes narrowing. What details, what could he see? Good job, Kudo, looking at the ground like a moron. You weren’t paying attention to the scenery itself. He couldn’t tell if anything was off. He wasn’t even positive if something was wrong but…. Well, sometimes instincts know what’s best.

      👓 “ If you’re following me, just come out. I know you’re there.