good job gold star for u

Some modern au leokumi for your soul. You might be asking is that a pineapple hoodie that takumi is wearing?My answer to you would be maybe , maybe it is.

anonymous asked:

Apparently it's a thing running through a lot of blogs run by women for an anon to ask if she's a gold star lesbian and honestly???? Damn the people who are doing that. Gold star ideology is disgusting and not something to be encouraged.

yikes!! i’d like to reaffirm that all lesbians (minus terfs) are gold star lesbians regardless of dating and sexual history bc you are doing an A+ job and i give u all gold star stickers for good work

anonymous asked:

I saw your breakdown of SP and it was amazing. Could you do one for TnC ?? I only vaguely remember and I REALLY need you to explain it

Togainu no Chi? Yeeeah~

TnC was Nitro+’s first ever BL game (came out in like 2005) and has since been adapted into both a terrible manga and an equally terrible made-for-TV anime which I will get into later BUT FIRST ONTO THE STORY

((WARNING: CONTAINS MASSIVE SPOILERS AND GRAPHIC IMAGES))

Keep reading

LET’S GET READY TO VVVVVOCALOID

I’ll stop

—-Lyrics—-

Once upon a time, yes, a very long time ago
Lived a family noble and old, whose children were very close
And on and on it goes….

“Hey, do it right!”

“Now to your throne” the butler starts the show (Ready go!)
Ready go, a knife and a fork to point in your face, I’ll take you any day
After all, we’re noble - the middle class’
Grandest and richest of families so don’t ever look down on us (yeah?)

So bow down to us, you peasants, standing here’s your prince and princess
We’re here to call to attention all of your mistakes

Hey, hold up, hold up, aren’t you lying again?
Whataya bet you can’t see through anything I throw at you?

Right, right, right, right
I’ll leave them under you, since you want it so bad (lol)

You’re just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you’re the queen
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Rioting tonight, it’s a war but not a fist fight

Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
C’mon, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
And for buying at this “special bargain sale”
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and square

(Sshyaa!)

Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat
Giving into her puerile goals
We’re head to head and toe to toe
“Who the hell do you think I am?”
Yeah, I’m the rulebook, that’s a slam
Calling me so dumb, thinking that I’ll run
Maybe humility is not so bad!

Now, now, everyone, come and take my hands please
It’s only natural that I’m tranquil
If you really didn’t know, I cheat by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater
It’s in my blood, you know we’re famous for our war strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Yes I’ve won the fight! Peace sign!
Yay! (v^―゜)♪

Right, right, right right
Guess who earned a gold star for “very good job”! ☆

You’re just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you’re the king
I’ll strike even harder, shoot you ‘till you topple
Retribution, punishment - I’ll make you feel all of it

Looking down upon you, seeing through all your moves
Chance is for the taking, you’re dancing to my own beat
Got a little messy, missed you by a hair
Oh well, it looks like I’m the winner, beat you fair square

(Yes!)

But it’s you, and nobody can compare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
You’re the only rival that I can bare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
Falling to my knees, losing like I’m weak
(U ha sei yaa yaa sei ha)
Would drive me insane so for tonight, it’s you and me
but I’ll win hey hey hey hey

[TALKING]
Listen up here, brother, you should really thank me more for what I’ve done for us!
You’re always so weak so I’ve always had to step up for you.
What kind of a big brother lets his sister do that, huh?

I swear, even though you’re older, you don’t act like it!
That’s why from today, I’ve decided that I’ll be the big brother okay? Okay.
HEY COME BACK HERE!!

[TALKING]
Oh you wanna do this now? Cuz we can do this now.
For one thing, you’re always running off on your own,
and I end up having to clean up after you. And also,
I’m not an idiot, I’m just careful UNLIKE YOU.

The house staff agrees, so why don’t you just
chill out for once in your life, okay?
Oh my god, just shut up!

You’re just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Yelling at me like I’m a dog, but you’re just all bark
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Generation rising, the one to rule will be me!

Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
C’mon, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
From one to a hundred, I’ll take whatever’s there!
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and
Wait a second…woah, is this a draw??


(Huh?!) EDIT: This was from juby’s soundcloud so it’s obviously not mine. I know it’s obvious its juby’s but i’ve been feeling guilty about this post because i felt like i stole it so please forgive me

Made with SoundCloud

“gold star lesbians” get gold stars. all other lesbians get neat little smiley-face stickers that say ‘good job!’ in an encouraging font. bisexuals get dinosaur stickers. if yr a super-great bisexual you get the stegosaurus cause there’s only one of those in the pack so u hav to really earn it.

OKAY YOU LITTLE SHITS IT’S TIME FOR SOME FUCKING EDUCATION FROM AN ANGRY AUSTRALIAN ABOUT THREE PRICKLY ANIMALS

SEE THIS ANIMAL HERE? THIS ANIMAL IS A GODDAMN PORCUPINE (a North American one to be precise)

PORCUPINES ARE THE THIRD LARGEST RODENTS IN THE WORLD MMKAY. VARIOUS SPECIES ARE ENDEMIC TO THE AMERICAS, PARTS OF SOUTHERN ASIA, AFRICA, AND EUROPE. SOME LIKE ROCKS AND SOME LIKE TREES AND THEY HAVE A ROUNDED BODY WITH LONG SPINES AND A SMALL HEAD. THEY EAT LEAVES AND TWIGS AND SHIT. GOT ALL THAT? JESUS CHRIST WELL DONE.

THE NEXT ANIMAL WE HAVE IS A FUCKING HEDGEHOG

HEDGEHOGS ARE ROUNDED THINGS WITH LITTLE PIG SNOUTS AND SPIKEY BACKS. THEY LIVE IN PARTS OF EUROPE, ASIA, AFRICA, AND NEW ZEALAND (because they were introduced). THEY ARE OMNIVORES. THEY LIVE ON THE GODDAMN GROUND. UNDERSTOOD? GOOD JOB SLOW CLAP FOR YOU

SO FOR FUCK’S SAKE, NEITHER OF THESE ANIMALS ARE ECHIDNAS, OKAY????? GOT THAT??? OR DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. N O T   E C H I D N A S. GODDAMN.

THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS AN ECHIDNA.

ECHIDNAS LIVE ONLY IN AUSTRALIA AND NEW GUINEA AND ZOOS. THEY HAVE LONG SNOUTS AND TONGUES TO EAT UP ALL THOSE DELICIOUS ANTS AND TERMITES BUGS AND SHIT. ECHIDNAS ARE MONOTREMES. THEY LAY EGGS. THEY CARRY SAID EGG (AND EVENTUALLY A BABY) IN THEIR POUCH. THEY HAVE STRONG CLAWS FOR DIGGING AND ENJOY BURROWING INTO THE AUSTRALIAN EARTH. YOU CAN SEE THEM SHUFFLING ALONG IN THE BUSH. THEY ARE SLOW MOVING SPIKEY BALLS OF FUN THAT CAN LIVE FOR UP TO 50 YEARS. FINALLY, ECHIDNAS ARE NOT PORCUPINES OR HEDGEHOGS AND DOn"T LOOK LIKE THEM OKAY.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??? JUST LOOK AT THE GODDAMN FUCKING DIFFERENCES. WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLD STAR? WELL YOU DOn"T GET ONE GO AWAY AND LEARN YOUR ANIMALS.

this has been a post brought to u by me (an angry aussie), google images, and wikipedia. i hope u enjoyed. thank.

Ideas for Darus fics???

•They’re versatile lmao? Jesus doesn’t exclusively bottom bc he’s shorter than Daryl??

•We don’t make loved female characters from TWD flirt w Jesus/Daryl for the sake of jealousy? Like? I actually saw a fic of this?

•We don’t make Jesus so ooc to where he whimpers & whines. Can we stop.

•We don’t make them super jealous if someone speaks 2 them/is attracted to them? Like? Guys. Daryl’s not gonna punch someone in the face for talking to Paul.

•REMINDER THAT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO GO AGAINST HETERONORMATIVE GENDER ROLES & THAT THEY’RE TWO GROWN GAY MEN. LETS STOP MAKING THEM STEREOTYPICAL GAY MEN IN FICS.

•If you aren’t doing any of this then good job you are great 👍👍👍

I really enjoy being in the Darus fandom & seeing all of the content but reminder that Jesus is near mid thirties & Daryl is over forty. Let’s make them less ooc & lets stop following the heteronormative gender roles.