A coworker discovered my asexuality today by adding me on Facebook :
- Said guy:but how does that work? How can you say you love anyone? That doesn't make any sense.
- Me:..you know what doesn't make the slightest sense to me? That we sing and write entire stories about love,that we label it as humanity's greatest strenght and most cherished treasure and yet everyone is so eager to reduce it to an heterosexual exchange of body fluids that leaves woman unsatisfied 60% of the time. - Drop mic and leaves-
- My boss:( to said guy) sorry dude but that was a ownage level 100000000.