good heavens i miss this show

Halftime Show*

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Chris and Reader have some naughty time together during the Super Bowl halftime show.
Word Count: 1.8k
Warnings: Swearing and unprotected sex. [Wrap your wang before you bang.]
Author’s Note: Might not be my greatest work since I wrote it in a hurry, but I couldn’t pass up this opportunity. Congrats to the Pats, by the way.

Originally posted by chrisxchrisxchris

“C'mon, you can do better… don’t fuck this one up, guys!” Chris yelled, clapping his hands as if he was the coach. “Don’t you dare to do this to us!”

Proud yelling, muttered cursing and stressed screaming everywhere around you in the VIP area of the stadium. The fans sitting, standing or jumping roared their stress out as your team was in a difficult time. The halftime was fast approaching and the Patriots struggled, facing the seemingly glorious Falcons.

“Don’t freak out. Relax, big boy,” you soothed, rubbing your boyfriend’s tensed back as he tapped his foot on the floor.

“How can we relax, Y/N?!” Scott, his brother told you and you rolled eyes, mentally noticing him he wasn’t helping at all.

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hopeless fountain kingdom sentence starters


  • ❝ civil blood makes civil hands unclean. ❞
  • ❝ i am a child of a money hungry, prideful country. ❞
  • ❝ hands so bloody, tastes like honey. ❞
  • ❝ i’m finding it hard to leave ❞


  • ❝ i find myself alone at night unless i’m having sex. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t let him touch me anymore. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored. ❞
  • ❝ i have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors. ❞
  • ❝ please don’t go away ❞
  • ❝ it’s too late. ❞
  • ❝ i can’t stop thinking that i almost gave you everything. ❞
  • ❝ i can’t stop wishing that i never gave you anything. ❞


  • ❝ i know where to lay. ❞
  • ❝ i know what to say. ❞
  • ❝ it’s all the same. ❞
  • ❝ i know how to play. ❞
  • ❝ if i keep my eyes closed he looks just like you. ❞
  • ❝ he’ll never stay, they never do. ❞
  • ❝ if i keep my eyes closed he feels just like you. ❞
  • ❝ you’ve been replaced. ❞
  • ❝ i’m face to face with someone new. ❞
  • ❝ tell me where i went wrong. ❞
  • ❝ tell me how to move on. ❞
  • ❝ he don’t realize that i’m thinking about you. ❞


  • ❝ no time for wishful thinking. ❞
  • ❝ i can put up one good fight. ❞
  • ❝ i can put on a show. ❞
  • ❝ don’t you see what you’re finding? ❞
  • ❝ this is heaven in hiding. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t have no time for conversation. ❞


  • ❝ i’m still alone in my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re dying to meet me. ❞
  • ❝ baby, as soon as you meet me, you’ll wish that you never did. ❞


  • ❝ i don’t wanna fight right now. ❞
  • ❝ we’re running out of time. ❞
  • ❝ i’m calling it a night. ❞
  • ❝ trying to talk to a wall, but you could never tear it down for me. ❞
  • ❝ i want you to love me now or never. ❞


  • ❝ i’ve missed your calls for months it seems. ❞
  • ❝ i still know your birthday. ❞
  • ❝ sorry that i can’t believe that anybody ever really starts to fall in love with me. ❞
  • ❝ sorry i could be so blind, didn’t mean to leave you and all of the things that we had behind. ❞
  • ❝ i run away when things are good. ❞
  • ❝ it seems i broke your heart. ❞
  • ❝ someone will love you, but someone isn’t me. ❞


  • ❝ there’s a place where love conquers all. ❞
  • ❝ don’t trust the moon, she’s always changing. ❞
  • ❝ she begs to be loved. ❞


  • ❝ breakfast is cold. ❞
  • ❝ i’m watching you choke down the words that you said. ❞
  • ❝ i get the message you wish i was dead. ❞
  • ❝ if you don’t love me no more, then lie. ❞


  • ❝ i’m about four minutes from a heart attack. ❞
  • ❝ i think you make me a maniac. ❞
  • ❝ damn, if these walls could talk. ❞
  • ❝ shit is crazy, right? ❞
  • ❝ that ain’t your baby no more. ❞


  • ❝ he’s calling me a bitch again. ❞
  • ❝ i believe that we’re meant to be. ❞
  • ❝ jealousy got the best of me. ❞
  • ❝ i always make the same mistakes. ❞
  • ❝ i’m bad at love, but you can’t blame me for trying. ❞


  • ❝ i don’t give a damn what you say to me. ❞
  • ❝ i’m moving on. ❞
  • ❝ motherfucker, don’t play with me. ❞


  • ❝ she doesn’t kiss me on the mouth anymore. ❞
  • ❝ she doesn’t look me in the eyes anymore. ❞
  • ❝ we’re not lovers, we’re just strangers. ❞
  • ❝ she doesn’t call me on the phone anymore. ❞
  • ❝ i must’ve crossed a line. ❞
  • ❝ i must’ve lost my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i miss the mornings with you laying in my bed. ❞
  • ❝ i miss the thought of a forever, you and me. ❞
  • ❝ all you’re missing is my body. ❞


  • ❝ nobody seems to ask about me anymore. ❞
  • ❝ nobody seems to care about what i think. ❞
  • ❝ look at me. ❞
  • ❝ i’m faded away. ❞ 
  • ❝ you know, i used to be on fire. ❞
  • ❝ i’m standing in the ashes of who i used to be. ❞


  • ❝ i scream too loud if i speak my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t wanna wake it up, the devil in me. ❞
  • ❝ you said i’m too much to handle. ❞
  • ❝ now i gotta wake it up, the devil in me. ❞


  • ❝ boy, you make it look so easy. ❞
  • ❝ sorry, baby girl, but i can’t tonight. ❞
  • ❝ you know the truth hurts, but secrets kill. ❞
  • ❝ you and all your friends hate me. ❞
  • ❝ it’s easy to forgive. ❞

we tried hard to stand it. we

were barely human. we were bodies

stacked with pain. we never said sorry,
didn’t wanna. you were always drunk
& sad & too far gone for that. I was
terrible & I didn’t care about being better.
but now you’re standing in my bedroom.
now you’re scared & you say you
wanna get into heaven. you wanna

stand in some form of light that isn’t
filtered through clouds of crude smoke.
good luck, & who knows, maybe god
will forgive us for all of this. the stones
we threw, the ankles we bit, the people
we kissed. showing up at the gates
with our tails between our legs.

starved & mad, two dogs who missed
their last meal, licking our wounds &
itching for a fair fight.

there so much to get mad about.
go ahead pick something. imagine
if it helped. imagine if mattered.
I didn’t cry when you left. I just
circled ‘round the block & waited
for you to come back. because
you always do. because I know
how this goes. we pretend we
aren’t the same & then we realize
we are & we pretend we don’t care.
we need each other & that’s all we do.

it’s crazy the things you do for a friend.

it’s crazy the way you’ll act for love.

Smut Apocalypse Master List

Yes, this is ALL SMUT. You are so very welcome.

One Shots

Spectator Sports (Callie [OFC] x Reader with Sam and Dean - No Wincest)

This Changes Everything (Sam x Reader x OFC)

il Destino di Quattro (Dean x Ana x Sam x Angelina - No Wincest) 

The Promise (Jensen x Nicole - part of the Convention Connection series)

The Simple Things Aren’t Always So Simple 3 - Show Me

NSFW Drabbles

The Proposal (Dean x Reader)

Digging Into The Lore  (Dean x Reader)

Right On Time (Destiel x Reader)

Someday (Jared x Taylor - part of the Girlfriend series by @impalaimagining)

So This Is Heaven  (Dean x Reader x Sam - no Wincest)

You Owe Me  (Dean x Reader)

Sweet Ride  (Dean x Reader)

Ugly Ass Carpet (Sam x Reader)

I Can Hear You (Dean x Reader)

You Missed A Spot (Dean x Reader x Sam - no Wincest)

Don’t Ask Stupid Questions (Sam x Reader)

Sweet Reward  (Dean x Reader)

Not As Good As You (Wincest)

Cum My Pet (Crowley x Reader)

Winter Storm (Dean x Reader)

Book Return (Sam x Reader)

Every Time (Dean x Reader) 

The Five Senses (You Choose x Reader)

Daydreams (Dean x Reader)

This is why I love you. I know what you’re like on the outside—the part that everyone else sees and runs away from—but I don’t care about any of that. I can only see the things that are the most beautiful about you. For me, you radiate a kind of halo of hope, a hope that the world might be worth living in if it was capable of creating someone as beautiful and worth loving as you. And I know that you hate it, that you hate being loved this much and would do anything to escape it, and I think you should if you want to, but the fact of my love will always exist and I’m happy about it. I will always miss you. I will always see things in the world that I love and want to show them to you. I will always want everything good for you. And it’s such a relief, it’s such a fucking relief to know that I can feel that for another human being—that my capacity to feel love is vast enough that I can look through all of the earthly claptrap around your soul and see things that even you have no idea are there.
—  Young Jean Lee, “Songs of the Dragons Flying to Heaven" 
Me during the Freak Show finale

“Fucking Dandy.”




“I need to turn this off because I’m seriously feeling really disturbed right now.”

“I swear to fucking god, if he kills Jimmy…”

“Yaaass David Burtka”

“Y'all know Dandy’s about to get his ass KILLED”

“Yup bye felicia.”

“Okay, okay, Elsa’s a star now, good stuff…”

“… I know there’s a fucking catch though.”

“I will always ship Danny Huston and Jessica Lange, though.”

“’She’s so lucky, she’s a star, but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart…’


“Shout out to Desiree for having a great, normal life with a loving family, I see you, girl”

“Two headed lobster baby, mkay”


“Ma Petite and Elsa though I’m not crying you’re crying”

“When I die, I want to go to freak show heaven.”

“okay but Asylum still slayed everything so.”

EXO Reaction to you playing with their hair

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Chanyeol: *Tries not to show it but likes it a lot* “That feels good jagiya!”

Kris: “Now I’m your pet…” Misses his hair when you just pat his head*

Sehun: *Paralyzes because he loves it*

Tao: *Runs away every time you try it*

Kai: *Slowly falls asleep* “Hmm… nice… ~”

Xiumin: *Lost in the 7th heaven* “Please, a little bit more… Right here.”

Baekhyun: *Acts all cute and begs for more* “I’m a nice boyfriend aren’t I??”

Luhan: “Oh no no… I’m the only one who touches my hair”

Chen: *Becomes puppy* “It’s soft isn’t it? Specially behind my ears”

Kyungsoo: *Squishy Kyungsoo becomes a target*

Lay: *GIF*

Suho: *His hair has to stay perfect all day* “She is trying to touch my hair again. Please tell her I’m in the bathroom or something”


In light of the upcoming comeback (w/ a full album!!!), I’ve decided to do quick (re)summaries of DAY6′s songs as an attempt to describe their indescribable wonderful music.

The Day (2015)

  • Freely: such a bop //u don’t understand// it has the utmost power to get you up on your feet and dance, a healthy reminder that life is good, sending the most positive and happy vibes
  • Out of My Mind: if ‘intoxication’ is a song this is it - you won’t stop moving your body to the beat, feels like they’re mad and in love w/ you at the same time (which is the lyrics too lol)
  • Congratulations: shows day6′s range of knowledge of music bc of classic rock influences, the ultimate fuck you song, 100% chance you’re crying by the time the drums start in the beginning
  • Habits: such a fakeout - it gets you grooving to this feel good pop melody but the lyrics are the saddest shit ever?? you’re bopping to it but *crying internally*, glorious climactic key change!!
  • Like That Sun: very entrancing opening synth, what heaven feels like, “cause i miss you too damn much”, makes you feel all kinds of special and love, their most precious love song
  • Colors: their saddest love song, speaks to your very soul, will break your heart 1000x stomp all over it and only leave you pain, but simultaneously resurrects you w/ vocals and guitar solo!!!

Daydream (2016)

  • First Time: not sure if they’re happy/sad but it can’t get any clearer //they’ve moved on//, probs your breakup song, the fucking harmonies damn, most epic, it can’t get any more rock than this
  • Blood: legit feels like the song’s running throughout your body, infectious funk, literally talks about the most toxic relationship but you’ve been highkey bopping since the very first riff
  • Letting Go: epic theme song for all tragedies, harmonies make it sadder, breaks your heart in a slow excruciating way til it’s finally torn apart by the keys solo, you discover you invented crying
  • Sing Me: if ‘pretty’ is a song this is it, existential feels af, makes you believe in destiny and love and shit, the universe in a song, (“sing me so i could last forever”?? i’m not crying you’re crying)
  • Wish: very real about depression, the most ironic song bc of the beat but you realize there’s an underlying sadness throughout the song and in the vocals = pain x10000, intricate composition!!
  • Hunt: the 60′s groove is real, lowkey sexual, very naughty, gets you very hyped, most energy, drums won’t let you rest, headbanging til that finale so //u gotta replay like ur life depends on it//

“Well I’m officially bored.” Dean said as he shut the book of lores he was reading 

 "Well I for one find this all extremely fascinating.“ Sam replied as he flipped the pages of the old book. 

 "Of course you are Sammy.” You laughed as you placed your empty bottle on the table and took a seat at the table. 

“Well what do you expect from a giant nerd in hunters clothing?” Dean laughed, causing a small giggle to escape you, causing Sam to glare jokingly. “Well isn’t this a lovely sight?” A Scottish accent greeted causing you all to whip your heads towards the entryway. 

“What the hell do you want?” You asked 

“Just was bored, figured I come bug my favorite Moose, Squirrel and Duck. I see the Giraffe is missing." 

"I’m right here.” Cas said as he appeared at his side 

“Well it’s an honor really for you to show up. How’s Heaven?" 

 "Good. How’s Hell?" 

 "Hot.” Crowley smiled

“Oh will you two just shut it?” You snapped as Dean and Sam rolled their eyes at them

“I’m sure they would if you kissed them?” You shot a look at Dean

“No Deany I’m sure she would much rather have a lolly.” Gabriel appeared handing you your favorite kind of lollipop, which you gladly accepted.

“Well since we are all here, what should we do?” Cas asked

“I’m sorry am I just chopped liver?” Balthazar said as he appeared on the table holding a necklace

“Did you really need to bring a stolen necklace?” Sam asked as they all stared at the angel who was still standing on the table

“This isn’t just any necklace boys, and [Y/n]. this is the heart of the ocean.” He said

“Still stolen.” Sam said

“Well I feel like a game. How about you?” Crowley asked causing you all to nod

“I suggest Twister.” Cas said, pulling a twister board out of the trenchcoat

“Do you really have a twister board in your coat Cas?”

“Doesn’t everyone?” He asked confused

“Well there is too many of us to play so maybe next time.” You replied as Gabriel picked the empty bottle up.

“What about truth or dare, Spin the bottle style?” 

Everyone agreed, and formed a circle on the floor, since you were the only girl they allowed you to start, the bottle spun and spun and soon landed on Balthazar.

“Truth or Dare?”

“Dare.” He answered

“I dare you to break your favorite bottle of wine.”

“What! No I….”

“No refusing.” Dean answered as Balthazar disappeared, returning in seconds with a bottle of red wine, which he threw out the window, and crashed to the ground.

 After that the game went on, before it landed on you Sam had put his hair in a messy bun, Crowley was in a dress, Gabriel had drunk a bottle of hot sauce and Dean was wearing your makeup. Then the  bottle landed on you.

“Truth or Dare?” Dean asked

“Truth.” You said, refusing to be like everyone else

“In this circle who do you like?”

“I like you all Dean?” You looked at him confused

“No I mean Like-Like?”

You looked nervously, for your crush was here but you didn’t know if they felt the same, you took a deep breath, sure that the fear was in your eyes. Then you said it.







to my father, who made me what i am (the good and the bad), who made me feel loved every step of the way, who made me cry and smile, be angry but resilient, and showed me affection (sometimes without words), teached me that life can be really hard but really beautiful… it’s been ten years and i miss you completely, i bet your heaven is awesome. i’m sorry i never told you i love you for real, but i know that you can hear it even now. i’ll see you.

and after i have oficially died after the first song, i got to heaven after the show when i kissed Kevin on the cheek

i thought that something like this might happen, because bad beginnings bring something good. 3 years back i nearly missed to meet them in opener festival, but i managed. and yesterday i got lost while searching for the arena and nearly had a panic attack
but then te concert in the first row, Dom standing in front and confetti shower - once during the first song and three times during the last one
after the concert hoping to get a songlist, shouted out to Shiny Joe, me, the only one in the crowd, and the first songlist some guy took right in front of my eyes away from me, but Shiny Joe gave the second one to me
and then, well, it’s a history. while norwegians gave up waiting for them, and too bad for them, because they didnt’t recognize Cam Avery, i politely and silently walked up to him, so no one could see or hear that
Dom, Julian and Kevin were the best ones. especially Kevin (such a surprise). offered my scarf to him, but he said, that no way, i will catch a cold. and then we made a deal that i will bring them to Lithuania afr i asked him why they never come there and his answer was that they never even thought about this

my voice is barely working today after singing all the repertoire with them. every song was just telling me ‘dont be a scaredy cat, no one gives a fuck about your actions’. apocalypse dreams and alter ego, idk. just write me if you want to hear more, but the only thing i can say is that i’ve never been so happy, never been so lifted up and never thought that i could talk with my heroes twice in my life

dreams really come true, guys, you just got to work your way towards them not giving a damn about the others, ‘cause your actions are the last thing they really care about


Prompted by 4always7caskett this is about Meryl and her mother having breakfast and a surprise. :)

Alright since Gretchen has been on me about writing another fic I decided I would so she will let me be ;) (jk i love you) Anyways I hope you all enjoy and have a great week! Love you! Always.- J

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Okay so this going to be super long so bear with me! I labeled it all so you can just read about the show if you want :p

I met Rusty last year waiting in line for Lana at the Aragon Ballroom. We had both been waiting out in the freezing cold and rain for 18+ hours and I think the first thing he said to me was that I had great eyebrows lol. I went with my friend Kwanza and we both just adored him (I mean you really can’t not adore someone as funny and cute as him.) After what had happened with Kwanza passing out twice and the security not letting us back in after one had promised to, I saw him and his friends after the show and he hugged me as I was crying my eyes out (I did the entire show) and said we would see her again.. so on to this year seeing Lana.. —>



I was honestly a nervous wreck until we were in the amphitheater.. after what happened last year I was so scared something would go wrong again.. having anxiety didn’t help that.

So I got on a bus and got to Chicago around 3:45, got a taxi (first one alone - I was nervous!) and met up with Rusty at his friends house (he flew in from another state) and his friend did my hair (so sweet!) and we arrived at Tinley Park at about 6. (My bus was late and traffic was crazy). 

Waiting in line even for VIP to check in was long (it felt like forever because it was super windy, raining and cold.. and I seriously should have just worn jeans, mittens, a hat, and a winter coat but I wanted to wear a 70s babydoll dress with bell sleeves like Lana always does.. but ended up covering up with a leather jacket and neon poncho and wearing tights & heeled boots was a terrible mistake. :p

With gold VIP we got into a warm tent (oh thank God) and got free food.. and the chicken was actually really good :p ) We just froze in our seats which were fairly close to the stage (I mean our tickets were $325 a piece.. still wish we could have got pit tickets) With Gold VIP we got a free ticket/pass, bag, poster, & flag. I used most of the money from selling my 2 extra tickets on merch because I couldn’t help myself.. it’s Lana. (I also got the Grimes album cover shirt but I’m wearing it lol)


I swear 80% of the audience didn’t know who she was and were sitting, some people weren’t even there yet and a lot of the people were just standing there.. Other than one girl behind me I was the only one dancing in my area lol. Grimes was the cutest thing on the PLANET.  You really just want to give her a hug. She puts on a great show with lots of energy and I was so into it. <3


I swear once Lana was on I did not care at ALL that I was miserably cold. I had so much adrenaline and moments of “I can’t believe this is real. She is real. She is right there. WHAT THE FUCK” I cried a few times but I kept singing along with Lana. I fuckin danced my ass off. I don’t get why some care what others think.. I mean just get into the show/ in the moment and HAVE FUN! <3

Sometimes it got quiet and I was not going to stop screaming :p .. because lets face it.. some of the people were being lame and I did not want us to be a boring crowd. Like Lana Del FUCKING Rey is here  At points Lana would stop for the crowd to sing and instead of loud singing along there was semi awkward quietness.. I loudly sang when she did that (despite having my voice only semi returned after a week of losing it and sounded awful LOL) and she said something along the lines of “You guys don’t have to sing for me” Queen of sass! 

Honestly I was surprised how much she talked to us. She said she’d come back next year, she was surprised “you guys are amazing for being here” because of the weather, made jokes about Blakes fingers falling off - also because of the weather, mostly things along the lines of those 2 things, hoping we’ll like Honeymoon, told us she loved us, ect. 

She looked so cute in her dress & SHE SOUNDED FUCKING AMAZING. I mean this woman slayed Shades of Cool and she danced so much.. the slut drops and shaking it. Lana worked that stage and we went WILD. Her moan during Serial Killer was so loud. Rusty - “the moan heard around the world.”  

We were all swaying side to side during Chelsea Hotel and singing. I have so much love and appreciation for her going out in such cold. Poor girl was wearing a short dress and had to be freezing her ass off. The fact she didn’t even cut the show short (compared to recent shows)  I think she really wanted to put on a great show for us because we love her so much we’d stick out the horrible conditions for her and she showed her appreciation. I love her even more. <3 

I’m also super happy I got someone my 2 extra tickets & that they loved the show! I didn’t get any good pictures cause the charger to my camera is missing and my phone is junk and made it look like she was farther away than she even was. But it was honestly a religious experience to be blessed by the angel that is Lana Del Rey. The band closed the show so well. They fucking slayed Off To The Races and played for a long time after Lana left the stage. It was getting straight up Pink Floyd-y rock & roll concert and I was in heaven and dancing. They were excellent!

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I cried so hard when you sang fifteen. I had this close close classmate/friend of mine who passed away, this day last year. Her name is ABIGAIL. She’s an adorable, loving, intelligent person and also  a SWIFTIE!!! We talked each other eveerrryyyyday about you and I miss those times when we used to dream to go to your shows, enjoy your merchandises and songs and meet you. All of those dreams were shattered because she’s gone unexpectedly. I am praying that she’s in good hand tight now. I miss her so so much and I wanted her to share to you. We love you so much Taylor and I know right now, she’s in heavens. She’s happy that you’re happy. ♥

Thank you so much Tay for you are the reason why we had a very amazing friendship. I met awesome and kind people because of you and I can’t thank you enough for that. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Is how we’d end our kik conversations. Which I miss already.

I don’t want to make this about me but I’m having a difficult time accepting this news. I’m devastated. Though it’s moving and nice reading all these posts about him. Bradley made his way into my heart. Aside from his famous pervert side which he hardly showed with me (okay maybe once when he “accidentally” sent me a picture of his bhole), he was a very kind, caring, honest, and don’t forget hilarious person. I admired how he was an open book, what you see is what you get with him.

You were there for me during every surgery I had. I thanked you then and I thank you now. We kik’d daily to keep each other updated on our gossip. We agreed on 2Pac being the best! West West yall! Catching a baseball game was going to be our first date. You hating condiments and seafood and I loving them made me laugh because you’d always make the same joke about our marriage not lasting. Te ayude con tu español. You showed me it’s okay to trust someone you’ve never met. You allowed me to drop my wall and that it does good to vent every now and then. You asked me if I thought heaven had a ghetto, I told you I did, and you being there only makes it more true. I cherish our conversations. I’m gonna miss my phone automatically typing up “Goodnight Bradley!”. I don’t wanna believe you left because it hurts too much. I miss you friend and I will never forget you.

I heart you forever Bradley B.

I ain’t mad at cha
Got nothing but love for ya
Do your thing boy…

anonymous asked:

The 90's/early 00's was the golden age it was like heaven on earth. People actually had social skills & didn't hang out on social networks, friends were real. Economy was good. There was so much color in videos & energy. Those days are truly missed. Now we live in a dark age, where nothing has meaning. And we miss the 90's so much people always talk about the shows,music, the style etc. Because we want it back :(

I loved the 90s and forever will, but I also do love the movies, music, tv, and fashion of now. 

The only thing I want back from the 90s is more/better representation of POC on tv/movies.