Cookie Crumbs

Me: Daddy, am I a good girl?

Daddy: *without looking at me* Of course you are, baby girl.

Me: Then can I have a cookie please?

Daddy: *looks at me* No, princess.

Me: Why not?? Good girls deserve cookies.

Daddy: They do, but not when they’ve already eaten cookies without permission.

Me: Well I haven’t done that!

Daddy: …You have crumbs all over your face, baby.