good day usa

99% of people: Didn’t know that there wan an Official Hot-Dog Day until seeing this.

1% of people: Already knew that there was an Official Hot-Dog Day and are happily celebrating it.

Congratulations if you are part of that 1%, or if you saw this on your Switch’s News.

Official Hot-Dog Day is on July 19 (or at least it was this year), by the way.

Happy Hot-Dog Day!

-TheUntitledCartoonist

  • america: YEAH IT'S OUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY
  • america: FIREWORKS AND SHIT
  • america: BLOWING SHIT UP
  • america: WE'RE NUMBER ONE
  • america: EVERYONE ELSE CAN SUCK ON OUR FREEDOM AND OUR DICKS.
  • america: OUR FREE-DICKS
  • america: USA! USA! USA!
  • rest of the world:
  • rest of the world:
  • rest of the world:
  • rest of the world: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now