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YouTube Channels You Can Watch Other Than JonTron

Nitro Rad (Canadian video game commentator who is precious)

SomeCallMeJohnny (actual laid back dude talks about video games. I know. Shocking. I wanna have coffee and chat with this guy someday.)

Shan Boody (click-baity titles, but actually entertaining sex educator for young adults)

Nerdy and Quirky (Sabrina is delightfully nerdy and I love her jokes)

The ThomCast (I find this guy talking about his comic work kinda inspiring because it makes me keep going)

Innuendo Studio (did a BRILLIANT multi-part video about GamerGate and what we can learn from its garbage. His videos deal with pop culture, psychology, and games)

Caddicarus (You probably know about him and his game reviews already)

Animal Wonders Montana (animal rescue nonprofit organization that shares videos about their animals and how to care for them)

Sexplanations (Sex education!)

The Good Stuff (short-form documentaries about anything from pinball to haunted houses to solar energy)

BoyInABand (British guy who occasionally makes great music, when he’s not talking about whatever he wants to talk about)

Olan Rogers (his stories ALWAYS make me laugh, and make a bad day better)

WheezyWaiter (comedian and EXCELLENT video editor)

Andrew Huang (does lots of music with household objects, and sometimes talks about how he writes music)

100 Days (Watch John Green be terribly out of shape in the gym but get better over time, along with his buddy Chris. Community tab’s where it’s at)

Thomas Sanders (he does more than Vines)

Brows Held High (Thanks to my buddy Sean, for showing me this insightful review channel)

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Eyebrows 101

1.  Before bed every night, use a spoolie to apply coconut oil to lenghten the hairs of your brows, and castor oil to thicken your brows.

2.  Find eyebrow tools that work for you.  Pomades and gels are good for a dramatic, more bold look.  Pencils and powders are better for beginners (better control) and give off subtle, natural looks.

3.  When filling in your brows, be sure to apply your product of choice in the direction that your hairs grow in, to ensure an easy, natural look.

4.  Apply product with a heavier hand towards the tail of your brow, and less pressure and product towards the middle and head of your brow (the end closer to your nose)

5.  If you’re growing out your brows, RESIST THE URGE TO PLUCK.  The best thing you can do for your brows is have patience, they will grow back I promise.

6.  If you have particularly oily skin or hair, try applying a thin layer of translucent setting powder to your brows before filling them in with any product.  This absorbs up any natural oils around your brows and helps your brow makeup last longer.

7.   If there is any makeup product to splurge on, it should be for your brows.  Anastasia Beverly Hills is waterproof, pigmented, long lasting, and worth everu penny.

8.   If you wake up with your eyebrow hairs bent or wildin out, wash your face with regular soap and water for a few minutes and brush your brows out with a spoolie to keep them under control.   Do NOT TRIM OR PLUCK ANY FLYAWAYS.  It’ll fuck with your shape.

9.   Outline your brows with a decent concealer after filling them in.   This enhances your brow shape for a more fleeky IG look, and keeps your product from falling.

9.   STICK TO YOUR NATURAL BROW COLOR.  Don’t go too dark just because thats how your favorite beauty guru does hers.   The more natural, the better.

10.    Loreal Paris sells a decent brow mascara to help keep the shape of your brows, control flyaways, and make your makeup last.   Even on days when I don’t wear makeup, I’ll apply a quick coat of clear brow mascara to shape my brows and make them look a little fuller.

11.   Trim your eyebrows once a month to keep your shape clean and your hairs tamed.   Brush your hairs upwards with a spoolie, and trim any hairs that extend up past your natural arch with a small pair of hair/brow scissors.

12.   When plucking your brows, outline the shape that you want with brow product or concealer, to make it easier to see which hairs you want to pluck.

13.   When going to get your brows waxed/threaded/sugared, be sure to read the reviews of the salon you’re going to before committing to them.   Make sure that they use proper techniques and products to ensure a quality finish.

14.   If you have a hard time using gels and pomades, it may be because your brush is too big.  Try a smaller, flatter eyeliner brush to apply your product.

15.  When using eyeshadow or powder to fill in your brows, make sure your product has a matte finish.   Nobody looks good with shimmery brows.

16.  Using a matte highlight/light shadow right under your arch gives you a solid base glo before adding your regular highlight.

17.   On the bottom of your brow, apply product from head to tail and blend.  On the top of your brow, only apply product from the middle of your brow to your tail and blend.  This technique gives you a more natural look, and ensures you don’t apply too much product towards the head of your brow.


18.   To get a dramatic arch without plucking, apply product over your arch on the top of your brow, and round out the shape with concealer.

19.   This should go without saying, but never sleep with brow makeup on (or any makeup for that matter).  The dirt and oils can clog up hair follicles and cause acne or irritation.

20.   Always set your brows with setting spray before doing the rest of your face. 

21.  Brush your eyebrows at least once daily with a spoolie to keep your hairs tamed and in their natural shape.

Enjoy your fleeked brows hoes💞

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I was innocently scrolling through amazon, looking for Sidney Crosby related wares as you do, when I stumbled upon this action figure

Pretty cool! Totally normal for a pro athlete, but then I accidentally zoomed in and–

Uhhhhhhhh Sidney

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SIDNEY

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. WHO HURT YOU. WHAT IS IT BOY? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US?

And right then, as I contemplated how they managed to create a Sidney Crosby face mold that sucks the soul right out of your eyeball sockets, I realized that multi-millionaire, face of the NHL, Sidney Crosby must have many many toys on the market that boast his face. This can’t be the only one. I furthered my research. I was not disappointed.

And so I present to you below the cut:

AN EXHIBIT OF BAD PLASTIC SIDS

*rated by me*

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“ ― You have not encountered cunning or danger until you have faced a British Templar.”

*Rupert Ferris has been omitted from this work

anonymous asked:

As inspiration form what happened to Mitch, can you write something about Nurse getting hit in the face with a puck

first of all, this is the funniest fucking prompt i’ve ever gotten, so thank you. also, he so would, oh my god, poor nursey

(for those of you unaware, this is the referenced hit.)

Nursey’s used to getting hit on the ice. He’s a d-man, it’s basically his job to take hits and dole them out.

Getting hit by a person and getting hit by a puck, though, are two very, very different things.

First of all, you tend to realize when you’ve been hit by a person–it’s pretty hard to miss. Hockey players are pretty big; when they slam into you, you notice. But at least they’re only usually moving twenty miles an hour, tops.

Pucks, on the other hand, can fly around eighty miles an hour.

That’s fast.

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