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The Wander Over Yonder Galactic Villain Leaderboard 8/11/15

As of “The Big Day/The Breakfast,” here is the official ranking of contenders for the title of Greatest in the Galaxy, based on totally real and legit science:

1. Lord Dominator
2. The Schmartians
3. The Black Cube of Darkness
4. The Knight Mare
5. The Night Mayor
6. Iggy Starbeam and the Maltars of Flarn
7. Sourdough the Evil Sandwich
8. Mandrake the Malfeasant
9. Kragthar of Kraaaaagtttthh
10. Emperor Awesome
11. General McGuffin
12. Those Two Guys from that Time
13. Princess Cellophania
14. A Potted Plant
15. H2OhNo
16. Linda the Soccer Mom
17. Temer
18. The Black Pentagon of Darkness
19. Calisto
20. Sir Nexus
21. Professor Hauntin'Stew
22. Miss Livewire
23. Lady Annihilator
24. The Galactagriffs
25. Granny
26. Steve the Gross All-Eye
27. Spout Run
28. Eleven Pirates
29. Despeira Arachna
30. Twigg of Loquebesthia
31. Great Princess Goobrielle
32. The Polians of Pole
33. Nighttime Nico
34. Lord Hater
35. Miss Ery and Pa'Nick
36. Hoofenmouth, The Diseased Centaur
37. Game Master Matrix
38. The Twins
39. Duke Skirk
40. Onna
41. Lady Darkness and Blobster Blob
42. Empress Plum
43. Some Delicious Gummy Bears
44. The Owlord
45. Jesalva
46. Flamx
47. Nightmare
48. General Sod
49. King Grogg and the Warriors of Droggstorm
50. Not-Pirate Nel
51. O'Yojimbo
52. Azolla
53. Electra & Rave
54. Gentleman Tooth
55. DJ Galaxina
56. The Witch Doctor Belinda
57. Miss Agrippa
58. Eli Stipe
59. Scratchy
60. Turpen Tine
61. Vission
62. The Silent One
63. Something the So and So
64. Lord Dullwit
65. Morris of Worm
66. Negus
67. The Great Blazing
68. The Salty Lemon
69. Duchess Deborah Downer
70. Chancellor Merry
71. Estroy
72. Mr. Slick
73. Pastella the Aesthetically-Pleasing
74. Gangster Todd
75. Lord….something…
76. Nobocop
77. The Scuzzbuckets
78. Oedipus Tex
79. Maitre D'Evil
80. Kat Mandu

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