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Anonymous asked: Tetra or Sheik?

Tetra

Do you understand what you’re asking? We’re pirates! You know… PIRATES! The terror of the seas! What do we get out of bringing some helpless kid along with us? I’ll tell you what we get… a headache. I know how you must feel, with your sister having been kidnapped and all… But the doesn’t have anything to do with us, now does it?

Gayliens & Booger Walls
  • Gayliens & Booger Walls
  • Tyler Oakley & Korey Kuhl
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Blast off into this week’s space episode! Amazed and afraid of that big dark galaxy, Tyler and Korey debate all the Milky Way myths. How far would they go with a gaylien? Which celebrities are actually ETs? Launch your Roomba rocket as they provide a totally accurate “Star Wars” synopsis, speculate alien sex positions, and discover how martians are taking over our skeletons. Listen to the entire episode for free HERE!

…I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles—a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other—that kept me going
—  The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson