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♛ things i loved in 2016
✘ 2/10 characters
➮ moana

Miraculous Ladybug fic Headcanon post
  • It’s Adrien’s Chat’s fault.
  • This should shock no one.
  • So one day Alya gets a submission to the Ladyblog
  • It’s from a burner email and has an attachment
  • She would have deleted it right away but it’s titled ‘For our favorite reporter’.
  • She opens it.
  • It’s a GoPro video
  • Video starts with blonde hair and then blue eyes and a mask as Ladybug leans in to check what she’s doing.
  • It’s Ladybug fixing the GoPro to Chat’s headband while complaining about how she doesn’t know why she let him talk her into it.
  • Chat’s idea was to give everyone an idea of what it’s like on one of their patrols, and it’s easiest to just attach the camera to his headband.
  • Spoiler: The patrol is totally interrupted by an akuma partway through.
  • Video starts off awesome.  Parkour enthusiasts weep in jealousy at the Chat’s-Eye-View of Ladybug and Chat Noir bounding across rooftops.
  • Quite a few vertigo moments for viewers, because holy crap that’s high.
  • OH GODS HE JUST DOVE OFF THE TOP OF NOTRE DAME
  • Heart attacks for everyone!
  • Akuma attacks partway through the Patrol.
  • All of Paris gains a new appreciation for the crap their heroes go through on a daily basis.
  • Also the Ladynoir shipping intensifies.
  • Some fans try to claim that it’s just witty banter, they’re clearly not flirting.
  • They’re totally flirting.
  • Chat-Eye-View of Chat taking a hit for Ladybug and being down for the count.
  • More Chat-Eye-View of TINY CAN OF WHOOPASS LADYBUG for hurting her Kitty.
  • Everyone makes a note:  Do not hurt Chat Noir.  Ladybug will return the pain ten times over.
  • Akuma purified, everything back to normal.
  • Reporters, run awaaaaay.
  • On a rooftop, sudden view of a head of blue-black hair as Ladybug hugs Chat while scolding him because HE HAS GOT TO STOP SCARING HER LIKE THAT.
  • All of Paris learns that Chat Noir can purr like a motor boat.
  • Ladynoir shipping intensifies.
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OMG GUYS SO LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO I GOT AN EMAIL SAYING THAT I WON ONE OF FANBOOK’S FANART CONTESTS AND THE PRIZE JUST CAME IN TODAY AND OMFG TAEYONG SIGNED MY DRAWING I CANT BELIEVE!

Translation:
“NCT’s Golden hands!!
Thank you for the beautiful drawing~
-T♥-”

Thank YOU, Taeyong, for being such a beautiful human being inside and out! I hope NCT becomes even more popular and I hope to be able to meet you one day to give you this drawing in person ♥

[EDIT: HE CALLED MY HANDS GOLDEN! LEE TAEYONG SAID I HAVE GOLDEN HANDS OMFGJAJFJSJSHSKNSNEK]

  • Me: wow I can't believe Chalupa is definitely real & gay
  • Griffin: Lup is definitely real
  • Me: REALLY
  • Griffin: yep, she and Barry were a couple, Lup's the person Barry was talking about when he said his heart belonged to someone else & his love for her saved him
  • Me: wow I can't believe Chalupa is definitely real & bi