IMAGINE AN AMAZING TV SHOW ADAPTION OF SONG OF THE LIONESS I WOULD PROBABLY DIE OF HAPPINESS I ADORE THAT SERIES ALSO FAITHFUL WOULD BE SO CUTE
NO. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
LET’S TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE ALANNA-AND-ALAN-BEING-PLAYED-BY-ACTUAL 12 YEAR OLDS
NOW LET’S ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW WE’LL GET TO WATCH THEM PHYSICALLY GROW UP
BECAUSE THE TV SEASONS ARE GOING TO LAST 10-20 EPISODES EACH, WE’RE GOING TO GET A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT PAGE LIFE THAT WAS LEFT OUT OF THE BOOKS
THATS RIGHT BITCHES. WE GET INS AND OUTS OF PAGE LIFE. WE’LL GET POLITICAL INTRIGUE SUBPLOTS IN THE ROGUE /AND/ IN THE COURT OF THE NOBILITY, BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW I ROLL
ALL THAT SHIT THAT WENT DOWN WITH TUSAINE? YEAH, WE’RE GETTING A HELL OF A LOT OF BACKSTORY FOR THAT
HELL, WE’LL PROBABLY GET THINGS IN THOM’S LIFE, TOO. YOU DON’T WANNA WATCH 20 MINUTES EVERY EPISODE OF HOW THE MITHRAN PRIEST SCHOLS FUNCTION AND OPERATE? TOO BAD KIDDO. YOU’RE GOING TO.
NOW LET’S ALSO TALK ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE BEAUTY THAT WOULD BE THE THIRD SEASON.
ACTUALLY NO, LET’S BACK UP AND TALK ABOUT THAT /SHATTERING/ SEASON FINALE SEASON 2 WOULD HAVE
IMAGINE IT, BITCHES.
IT WOULD BE A 2 PARTER. CAN YOU IMAGINE, PART 1: THE ORDEAL ENDING WITH ALANNA BRUISED AND BATTERED AND BROKEN PULLING ASIDE A CURTAIN IN THE ORDEAL CHAMBER TO REVEAL HER VISION OF THE QUEEN’S CURSE DOLL? BC I CAN, AND I AM DYING
PART 2. ALANNA FIGHTING ROGER IN A SWORD BATTLE THAT PUTS PRINCESS BRIDE TO SHAME, AND THEN MOUNTING HER SHIELD ON HER ARM, WORN AND PROUD
AND THE THIRD SEASON, THIS IS WHERE I REALLY START FALLING IN LOVE, BECAUSE GUYS, GUYS, THIS IS WHERE ALANNA GROWS FROM THE STUBBORNLY-HETEROSEXUAL-NEVER-GONNA-SETTLE-WHITEY FEMINIST GIRL WITH A SWORD WHO THINKS MEN THINK THE SAME WAY AS WOMEN (bcshewaslargelysocialisedasamanguyscomeo) TO A WOMAN WHO SEES NUANCES AND RESPECTS THE WISHES OF OTHER WOMEN WHO TELL HER THEY’LL WEAR THEIR NIQAB, THANKS, JUST TEACH ME HOW TO CONTROL THIS SHIT AND I’LL BE FINE?
LIKE GUYS I AM SO PUMPED OVER THIS ENTIRELY THEORETICAL TV SHOW
Jealous Kaneki: greet the rival with a cheerful smile, ask politely about how they feel about Touka then make a dead murderous face and whisper "which 103 parts would you like?" while cracking his fingers xD god i am awful please ignore me
Hello! I’m really sorry again this is so late uuugh ;A: here’s the fic (finally!) I am slowly but steadily writing all the prompts in my inbox—also! I’m working on the Christmas fic gifts ;) here ya go.
NATHAN: Little liquid courage for the groom? WHITEY: Hello, Nathan. NATHAN: It’s not too late to stop him, you know? Tell him what kind of hell he’s really in for…like someone should have done for me. WHITEY: You’re getting pretty good at the moody, broody bit, aren’t you? Plan to give Lucas a run for his money? NATHAN: Whatever. Let’s have it. WHITEY: And what’s that? NATHAN: The inspirational story. Isn’t this the part where you tell me everything’s gonna be okay? WHITEY: I’m sorry; the pity store’s closed today. Besides, I’m not sure you’re worth it anymore. NATHAN: Great. WHITEY: Look son, you took a big risk and I admire you for that, but it’s easy to be happy when things are going well. Marriage is about making it through, staying together even when things turn to crap. NATHAN: Looks like I got my story anyway. WHITEY: Will you grow the hell up?! You might not like Haley very much right now, but she’s still your wife and where I come from, that still means something, whether like it or not! There’s your story. [He turns to the store clerk.] By the way, his ID’s fake. [Store clerk takes the beer back.]