gonna re do this later

Every. Epilogue. Ever.
  • *dude leaves*
  • Other dudes: So, MC, how far have you two gone?
  • MC: KYAH! Wuuuut?
  • Other dudes: Ya mean y'all haven't done the do?
  • MC: Awuhhh?
  • Other dudes: You gotta do the doooo!
  • MC: (maybe he doesn't love me.)
  • MC: (maybe he doesn't find me attractive.)
  • Dude: We're gonna do the do.
  • MC: WUUH? No! Huh? What do you mean? Stahp!

anonymous asked:

I actually agree with almost everything u say about jackbum except that they are dating. I think they have unresolved sexual tension that is never gonna be resolved... cuz both value their friendship too much. Why do u think they're dating?

i’m gonna do a poster maybe later, just wait for it


Jason: “What can we do to make you happy? Wait, I know what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna make cupcakes!” 
Half an hour later: 
You:  “No, no, I’m sure you had to put it in before mixing it. Or I don’t even understand myself.”
Jason: “The chocolate tastes good though. But we did something wrong, yeah.” (he laughs)
You: “Well, the cupcakes might ended up failing, but you did not fail at making me happy. Thank you, you clumsy, beautiful sweetheart.” 

requested by anon

SUNDAY SMUT: Valentine’s Day Special

Hey there, people, and happy Valentine’s Day! First of all, thank you all for your “Happy Valentine’s Day” messages you’ve sent to us. We love them and we love you all. Thank you, guys! I’m sending you all big and warm mental hugs. You’re the best. It really made my day to find those messages, so thank you.

I wish you all have had so nice day or that you’re gonna do something nice later (and romantic, maybe). In Finland we don’t celebrate Valentine’s day that much, and actually in our language the name of the day means “Friends’ day”. Pretty stupid because it ruins the entire meaning of the day, lol… Anyway, since it’s (once again) a special day and Sunday, I picked up more than one themed smut fic. Each and every one of these fics has smut scenes in them and all of them are with Valentine’s Day theme. Hope you’ll enjoy them as much as I did, because I’m telling you, we did enjoy these very much! It’s one of the best recs I’ve ever done. I just couldn’t skip the fact that it’s Sunday and Valentine’s Day! – Admin J

Title: loved you then, love you now

Author: gidgit

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,108 – Finished

Admin’s assessment:  ★ ★ ★ ★  

Admin J’s notes: Hehe, the best case ever. Read it and you’ll get it! This is non-AU slash case fic, pretty typical set-up but so good story, totally worth reading for. And I love grumpy Cas in it. He’s so adorable!

Summary: Certain as the sunrise, holidays for the Winchesters did not pass without excitement.

“Excitement,” Cas grits out between his teeth, “is not precisely the word I was looking for.”Well, whatever.

Dean and Cas go on a Valentine’s Day hunt.

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Title: Valentine’s Day

Author: kirargent

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,750 – Finished

Admin’s assessment:  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★  

Admin J’s notes: I’m not sure it was because it was 3 am when I did read this fic or what, but this was like the most romantic and the most sexiest thing I’ve read for a while. I’m not kidding! I’m definitely having a kink for “look at me” now. Fics are turning me to have many kinks. If you don’t want to read more than one Valentine’s Day fic, then pick this up, okay?

Summary: A week ago, if you’d asked Dean about his plans for Valentine’s Day, he would’ve smiled (he does not look like a lovesick sixth grader, thank you Sam) and told you in excessive detail about his reservation at a little italian place downtown. And if, by some chance, you stuck around through his worshipful description of the dessert menu, he’d smirk and say vaguely “Then me ‘n Cas will head home and have us some fun, V-day style.”Being tied to the bed with his crotch covered by thin pink satin would’ve been nowhere on the list of possibilities. And yet, here they are.

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Title: Sticky Notes and Fluff (the other kind of fluff)

Author: bortlescale

Rating: Explicit

Words: 4,472 – Finished

Admin’s assessment:  ★ ★ ★ ★   

Admin J’s notes: This was… Ok, let me say one word to you: dick. It was like the first thing in my mind after reading this. I love the idea of Charlie leaving those notes, it’s so cute and romantic! Pornstar Cas is always pretty weird since I see Cas more like very asexual person than pornstar, but hey. who am I to judge? I’d watch every video he’d be in, over and over again.

Summary: Dean is a fluffer. Cas is a pornstar.
There’s one dick Dean would like to get to know.
Charlie is awesome.

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Title: Bulletproof Heart

Author: destieljunkie

Rating: Explicit

Words: 15,950 – Finished

Admin’s assessment:  ★ ★ ★ ★  

Admin J’s notes: This was so romantic. I need someone to make this a movie so that I can re-watch it every Valentine’s day while eating ice cream and crying. The only thing that prevent me from giving full five stars was that the “I love you” part came too quickly. It kinda ruins everything if you rushed with it, you know?

Summary: Valentine’s Day is approaching once again and Dean Winchester is preparing for a busy week at the dating agency where he works, even though he himself has vowed to remain single. To save himself from the pain of yet another shattered relationship, he has carefully wrapped an impervious shield around his heart that is seemingly immune to anything even remotely akin to love and affection. Then he met Castiel.

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Title: Helplessness Blues

Author: fio

Rating: Explicit

Words: 10,021 – Finished

Admin’s assessment:  ★ ★ ★ ★  

Admin J’s notes: To be fair, this fic would have deserved five stars, but hippie Cas gave me bad mental image. You know, Cas with long hair and all, wearing odd hippie clothes and having good times with marijuana… Not cool. I’m sure the writer has meant something like future Cas, but my mind is playing tricks on me. All the other ways this was amazing. Only thing I was missing was the third part in which they’d been together for ten years!

Summary: I’ll get back to you someday soon, you will see
(or, the story of how Dean gets it wrong the first time around, but thankfully, gets it right on his second try)

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  • Finn: What did FP mean last night when she said, "I haven't slept with him yet." Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?
  • [Later]
  • Finn: [to Marceline] Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet?
  • Marceline: [looks at Finn, picks up BMO and starts playing a game] Well, to me, it would mean that you're a liar. You've seen it twice. Once with Phoebe -- oops -- and once with me and Bonnie, remember? We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.
  • Finn: Right, all right. But let's just say that I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," what would you think?
  • Marceline: I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot and I'd feel sorry for you.
  • Finn: All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that I was going to see it?
  • Marceline: [puts BMO down] I'm sorry, Finn. I'm struggling here. You're asking me what would I think if you told me you hadn't seen a film that you have already seen. What am I supposed to say?
  • Finn: Just listen to me. If I said to you--
  • Marceline: "--I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," yeah, yeah, I hear you--
  • Finn: Would you... would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it?
  • Marceline: Oh, uh, well you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone...
  • Finn: [brightens up as Marceline considers]
  • Marceline: ... But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? I'd get the impression that you wanted to see it otherwise you'd have said you didn't wanna go.
  • Finn: But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
  • Marceline: [annoyed] How the fuck am I supposed to know?! Probably!
  • Finn: Why?
  • Marceline: Because it's a brilliant film. It's so funny, and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass. I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

On December 5th 2006, Bryan Kim committed parricide.  18-year-old Kim lived with his parents Richard and Teresa in Spokane, Washington.  Apparently he was diagnosed as bipolar and depressed.  The night before the murder, Richard and Teresa had fought with their son and told him he needed to find another place to live by the end of the year.  Bryan stabbed his father to death and strangled his mother.  He then took 1,000 dollars out of his father’s bank account and put it into his own.  
It was Bryan’s girlfriend who helped the police by telling them about the fight that had transpired between Bryan and his parents prior to the murders.  He told his girlfriend that his parents had gone for a walk and never returned.  His sister, Jessica, also helped by providing bank records showing that Bryan had taken money out of his father’s account.
When he was arrested, an emotionless Bryan told the detectives “Go on with what you’re gonna do. Book me. I’m gonna cry myself to sleep later. Let’s get this going.”
His sister wrote a letter during trial expressing her fear that if he were released, he would harm her or the family she’d build.  She wanted him to be sentenced to life in prison.  A family friend testified against Bryan, saying that he had been given every opportunity to live a normal life and that he should spend the rest of his life in prison for his crime.  Ultimately, Bryan Kim was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

The fandom’s starting to get toxic, about such trivial things.  It’s a flashback, and all of the things presented are super reasonable.  

Rose: She doesn’t know about humans that much, and it’s obvious she changed since then.  We saw a video tape of her pregnant with Steven, giving Steven a message.  Rose is an alien, she’s in love with the idea of humans and life, but she never got close to a human before Greg, so she’s like a baby in the socializing department.

Pearl: Pearl is in love with Rose.  Rose makes Pearl feel special.  Pearl isn’t a fan of Rose being preoccupied by Greg, so she’s gonna be mean to him.  

Neither of these ALIENS have ever socialized with humans before, so they’re definitely not gonna know how to deal with things like love, mutual respect, and socialization.  They’re practically children in that respect.  So of course they’re gonna behave differently than they do later, THAT’S WHAT’S CALLED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

The mods are planning something very fun for this coming weekend, so keep an eye out for it! There just might be some posts by Mod Z over the next week, we won’t keep TOO quiet about it.

We’ll end up making a post Friday for the big announcement. So don’t ask us what it is, you’re gonna have to find out later… or perhaps start doing what Gravity Falls fans do best.

Get hyped!

actually that reminds me, me and my gf were laughing about dismaland in the car at the weekend and I was like. I wonder what artist is responsible for the sculptures there because I want to know why their best ideas for sculptures based on british politics were one referencing a food scandal two years ago and one referencing a celebrity death eighteen years ago. can they only really do horses and they were just like, slumped over their kitchen table at 5am surrounded by paper and cigarette butts like “banksy asked me to design sculptures for his theme park and I’ve got fucking nothing, all I know how to make is horses, I need news stories that involve horses, oh christ what am i gonna do”

months later they’re admiring their work at dismaland in all its irrelevant, tabloid-pandering glory when suddenly they feel their stomach drop and they start to sweat and their eyes unfocus as they realise “…I could have made one about fox hunting