gonna list them off one by one okays

anonymous asked:

bless you for your voltron headcanons they make my life so much happier, esp. the lance & keith ones

here’s some more buddy

  • in pidge’s words: “you two are a positive feedback loop of bad ideas”
    • both are (semi)reasonable people independently but something about the presence of the other just makes half their brain cells die off lol
    • all one of them has to do is say “i bet i can….” or “what are you scared” and suddenly common sense takes a fucking vacation
  • “lance we need to talk” “okay I don’t know what you heard but whatever it is keith started it”
  • they’re the cause of 68% of Shiro’s headaches
  • *the two of them have a Moment* keith: “so are you gonna remember this one or”
  • lance keeps a passive aggressive little bucket list of movies and shows keith has to watch when they get back to earth
    • pretends it’s to catch keith up with the times but really he’s just mad that keith doesn’t get his references
    • but also keith hasn’t seen lilo and stitch???? what the fucking fuck????? what the fu
  • keith likes to pretend he’s above lance’s shit but he’s actually equally as petty
  • keith: *makes joke* lance, throwing himself on hunk: “our little boy’s just. growing up so fast” "why are you like this”
  • lance can spot keith’s mullet literally anywhere. like, even in a huge crowd
  • *dinkleburg voice* “keith”
  • lance: *comes up with a plan and tries to explain it to keith* keith, literally two seconds later: “oh hey wait why don’t we do [insert lance’s plan but in slightly different terms here]”
    • lance: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*
Spideypool Rec List

Since I was bored out of my mind today and my fic-hunt turned up nothing, I decided now is as good a time as any to put together a few rec lists of some of my favorite  fics bookmarked over on ao3. So! Let’s get started with a Spideypool list:

All That You Love Will Be Carried Away; by beetle:  

 Peter is massively damaged. But then, so is Deadpool.  This’s mostly free-floating angst and a soupcon of smut. But you should probably assume some vague, incidental spoilers for the MCU/The Amazing Spider-Man. Mentions of suicides. (complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)

Why you should read it: The fic that will probably make Those Who Fluff and Those Who Tragic Angst all agree and cry grossly, hand in hand. So fucking worth it.

And When It Comes, It Will Feel Like A Kiss; by Saucery: 

In a world where Omegas far outnumber Alphas, a dowry system is in place, whereby an Omega’s family offers a dowry in order to secure a respectable Alpha match, with the highest dowries netting the “best” Alphas.

Aunt May struggles to secure an Alpha for her Omega nephew’s first heat. All her meager savings can afford is a butt-ugly (by his own admission) Alpha without much experience to speak of.

Peter would rather go unmated than lose his virginity to a guy that can’t go five seconds without making a Monty Python reference. However, it seems Peter has no choice…(WIP, 5 chapters, 10 000-20 000 words)

Why you should read it: Safe, consensual, respecful A/B/O fics matter a lot to me and I make a point to rec the hell out of them. That’s kind of my Thing. But more than that? The writing is excellent. Wade is an adorable softie and he deserves all the hugs.

Baise Moi; by chewysugar:

Peter has been neglecting Wade lately. Wade decides to play a game to remind him how good he has it.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)

Why you should read it: First it’s hilarious, and then it’s hot as hell. 

Bishgada; by CAPSING:

Peter was having the worst day the author could’ve come up with - and that’s even before he accidently killed Deadpool. (Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)

Why you should read it: Because you are a bunch of sadists who love seeing how crap Peter Parker’s life is?

Cold Hands; by StumblingBlock:

In which Deadpool needs an in with the Avengers and Peter needs an alpha to take to his cousin’s wedding, the Greek tragedy.(WIP, 4 chapters, 20 000- 50 000 words)

Why you should read it: So wingfics are not that much of a thing in my other fandoms, but. Spideypool wingfics are surprisingly intense nerdy good. This one is my favorite. Featuring: Repressed idiots. Also counts as an A/B/O dynamics fic, the power balance between Peter (omega) and Wade (alpha) looks pretty promising so far :)

DIY Sutures; by  fizzyfingermotorfuck: 

Peter doesn’t understand Deadpool, and comes to realize that it might be because he never really tried to.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)

Why you should read it: Good characterization. It doesn’t immediately gloss over Wade’s scars and the general awkwardness. Almost makes it a point to linger on the scars, and, well, that’s another Thing for me, I guess. Insta-acceptance is good and all, but this here is more what I want from spideypool fics.

Get Off The Phone (or how to get off over the phone); by darkavengerz (darkavenger):

“Ooo, somebody’s grouchy,” Wade snickers down the phone, voice annoyingly loud, cheery and very much awake. “Fine, fine, I won’t make you get your lazy butt out of bed -”

“- lazy?!” Peter splutters, indignant. Wade ignores him and verbally steamrollers over him as per normal.

“ - we can do this over the phone.”

(Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)

Why you should read it: Important phone-sex fic (in case it wasn’t obvious)

Peter And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good…Very Best Day; by beetle:

Deadpool is impulsive, has a big mouth, and absolutely no tact. And Ellie … well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. See end notes for prompt.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)

Why you should read it: Reason 1, Spidey and Deadpool have been bros for ages, Reason 2, WADE WILSON AND HIS DAUGHTER ELLIE LIVING TOGETHER  ARF?RKLGTL, Reason 3 UNCLE SPIDEY EFRKLGNRLKGN.

….DID I MENTION THE FLIRTING????? This is a capslock required fic, folks.

Pictures; by darkavengerz (darkavenger):

Deadpool has some pictures of him that jeopardise his secret identity. Peter wants them back.(Complete, one chapter, 5000-10 000 words)

Why you should read it:  They’re a mess and it hurts so good.

See From Your Eyes; by TheBlazeCall:

Soulmates can peak into each other’s lives for 5 seconds once a month, which was on it’s own bizar, but for Peter Parker it could mean life or dead. What bothers him most is his soulmates timing and the fact that he wished they would just give up, because he didn’t feel like risking someone else’s life.(Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)

Why you should read it: Okay, so, gonna use a bit of raw honesty here, fact is, If you’re looking for 100% flawless editing? This is not the perfect fic for you. What is outstanding is the pure genius of the soulmate identification method. 

I love soulmates having to work for it and being so effing frustrated yet still hopeful, still yearning for that one stranger in the whole world who completes them. Up there in my top list because of its lovely, poetic imagery.

Self-Fulfilling Prophesy; by rubberbutton:

Wade pisses off a goddess, and Peter has three days to convince him to apologize before she drags him to the Underworld.(Complete, one chapter, 10 000-20 000 words)

Why you should read it: I’m gonna be short and to the point - Spider-Man making Deadpool his responsability through sex. Yeah. 

Surprises And Starts; by Birdie (Robin_Mask):

Peter knew it was impossible. It wasn’t possible for a male to be pregnant, let alone a single male. It wasn’t possible for Wade to be the father, no matter how close their friendship was […]. Spider-Man had a responsibility to the people of the city. Peter had a responsibility to the life inside him …(Complete, 15 chapters, +70 000 words)

Why you should read it: Let’s call this one ‘The angsty mpreg fic’ (The angsty mpreg fic, with a baby that happened without sex, which is a premise for crack if I ever heard one, and yet. And YET.)

 Also a very insighful and appropriate outlook on pregnancy and parenthood. Honestly, this fic is a one of a kind.

That’s What He Said; by CAPSING:  

 Spider-Man comes out of the closet. Peter Parker would give anything to crawl back in.(Complete, one chapter, 2000-5000 words)

Why you should read it: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Deadpool is the only good thing in the world and JERKS with a capital J are JERKS. 

Two Teachers, One Classroom; by MysticMoonhigh:

Two teachers, one classroom.
What could possibly go wrong?

(Complete, 9 chapters, 20 000-50 000 words)

Why you should read it: First off, not enough AUs in this fandom. Top-quality characterization for both of them as well as stuck-up!Peter, which is a personal favorite of mine. Lots of fun. The UST kills me.  The lack of powers? Yeah, not a drawback for this one. Don’t take my word for it, go read it.

You Grow Up And You Lose Touch; by scarlett_starlett:

Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side.

Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.(Complete, 3 chapters, 50 000-70 000 words)

Why you should read it:  Good. The fic packs a few excellent one-liners, and the rest is both light-hearted and punctuated with a pinch of angst here and there. Disgustingly domestic in the best way possible. 

And, for those who - like me - care a great deal about that kind of things, both the introduction and the end are interesting and won’t bore you to tears, I promise.

anonymous asked:

would you do a meta on why you think that robin always chooses starfire to go with him when they split up? ;p

Well now, that’s a tricky one to answer.  Are we including all the cases of them being off alone with each other or just the ones where Robin specifically assigns himself to Starfire and takes her with him?

I’m gonna assume you mean the latter, so okay, first let’s get a list of those moments up in here.  In order, we have…

1. Robin teaming up with Starfire against Cinderblock in “Aftershock Part One”.

2. Robin taking Starfire with him to go find Slade in “Haunted”.

3. Robin and Starfire investigating the scene of Hot Spot’s disappearance in “Trust”.

There are other moments here and there where it’s Starfire either following him or dragging him along behind her (“Date With Destiny”, Trouble In Tokyo), or when he seeks her out first out of all the separated Titans (“Sisters”, “Mad Mod”, “How Long Is Forever?”, “Stranded”), or when they’re seen in each other’s company away from the other Titans (“Sisters”, “Final Exam”, “Nevermore”, “Date With Destiny”, “Crash”, Trouble In Tokyo), or when they team up in battle and do a cool combo move (too many to list, honestly), but those are all the instances where Robin deliberately picks Starfire to team up with.  (More implied rather than explicitly stated in “Trust”’s case.)

So it’s actually not quite as frequent as it seems, lol.  It’s just used very prominently in some very dramatic scenes so I guess it stands out to us a little more.

But I mean… it’s pretty easy to see the “why”.  Beyond the baseline fact that Robin is just comfortable around her and likes being with her and working with her there’s also a lot of trust between them.  Robin and Starfire both have faith in each other’s abilities.  Robin knows she’s strong and tough and capable and can keep up with him.  She follows direction well, she can deal both ranged and close-quarters damage with good proficiency, and she watches his back and makes sure to keep him safe during the fight.  He knows he can rely on her to be a good combat partner.

Adding to that, they make a good battle combo.  They’re both range and melee fighters with pretty similar fighting styles that complement each other well.  Seriously, how many times have we seen the two pull off a Fastball Special?  Not to mention all the times he relies on her to catch him after he’s finished jumping off something.

So on the one hand Robin choosing Starfire to go with him is a very practical choice.  He’s picking someone he works well with, is comfortable around, and who can easily attune to and harmonize with his strategy in battle.

On the other hand, we should definitely remember that Robin is also very protective of Starfire and quite possibly wants to keep her close to him so he can watch her back, and make sure she’s safe.

In “Haunted” I think it’s mostly Robin wanting her close, also subconsciously trusting her to reign him in if he gets out of hand.  In the pragmatic Batman-sense, Starfire’s one of the few people capable of taking him out if he goes off the rails.  Which he in fact does in the episode, and Starfire is the one to take him out while the others are still standing around in shock, having already realized and discerned just how unhinged Robin was becoming.  She knows him more intimately than the others so she can immediately tell when something’s seriously wrong with him.  Robin still very much has a lot of “Batman-sense” in him, so we can definitely read him picking Starfire as him unconsciously leaving a contingency plan in place for the worst to happen.

Basically, the reason Robin tends to choose Starfire when the Titans split up can be boiled down to: He works well with her in a fight and intimately trusts her in a variety of ways.

I quite honestly don’t know how this happened and I haven’t looked it over like at all but here have this. somehow it turned into 2k of words I dunno

There had been one rule between them. It was just sex. Hell, they’d even laid it out (haha. laid, get it?) between them at the start.

“If we’re gonna do this whole friends-with-benefits thing, we should probably cover our asses so things don’t go bad later on,” Sam said, shifting uncomfortably. Gabriel rolled his eyes, patting him on the arm.

“Sam, it’s not that difficult, it’s just sex, okay? We don’t need a list of rules.” Gabriel broke off, tilting his head at Sam curiously. “Unless that’s something you’re into, I could-”

“No!” Sam blushed, turning away. “I just mean like - if one of us starts having feelings…” he trailed off, looking at Gabriel meaningfully.

“Oh, the non-sexy sex feelings?” Gabriel nodded teasingly. “Bad idea. Okay, so rule one - sex only. If anything lovey-dovey comes into play at all, we cut it off.”


“Aw. Sammy, do you think you’re gonna fall in love with me? I’m flattered, honestly -”

“Oh, shut up.” Sam shoved Gabriel’s arm lightly, laughing. “I couldn’t ever fall for someone so tiny, trust me.”

Gabriel laughed too, shoving Sam back. “Too bad,” he sighed. ” We could have had a torrid romance. You know how I am with the drama.”

The agreement lay settled between them, as Gabriel stretched out on his back and pulled Sam down into a harsh kiss.

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