gonna go sob myself to sleep

I love lance too much!!!!!
  • Me : *hasn't slept in days* Time to go to sleep.
  • Brain: you know ...
  • Me: Don't you dare , don't you freaking dare!
  • Brain: Lance thinks he's the seventh wheel and doubts himself.
  • Me: Great ! FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC , guess who's not gonna be sleeping for the next couple of days wishing that someone would help her little Cuba boi , THIS GAL! *sobs why do I do this to myself*
living with yoon

Originally posted by sugagifs

  • i should rename this post me in two years from now
  • but i wont
  • living with yoongi is like my dream and i will now explain why
  • boy does not want to make it big
  • he does not think this is some big special event
  • he just thinks “logically that’s what would happen, we’ve been dating like over half a year?”
  • reminds me of someone would want to move in together fairly soon cause he is a bit of a homebody so he would want his significant other to be right there with him cause he spends most his free time at home??
  • yoongi also reminds me of someone who would get very lonely very easily (though not say so of course) so he wouldn’t want to wait longer than he had to get you moved in
  • you practically live at his place anyway
  • like he has matching tea mugs for you both (but imagine yoongi as a tea person and not coffee okay thanks)
  • and he has your special pillow on his bed
  • he has all your clothes in the closet
  • and you’re like always over taking naps and using his hot water up so why not make it official?
  • i think he would live with the other boys at first but when he moves into his own place it’s in the city he likes the city life
  • but he um
  • kinda moves into a complex that is all old people
  • more specifically old ladies
  • like they dote on him from day one
  • they come over and bake him casseroles and give him houseplants and ask if he needs them to knit him some scarfs
  • and yoongi loves them okay he knows all the women by name and he buys them flowers every day he goes out and he delivers them personally and he listens patiently when they talk about their grandkids and carries the laundry up the stairs for them and ugh
  • okay now that im dead
  • it’s not the nicest place in the world
  • the heat always breaks and the roof leaks sometimes and there isn’t a laundry room in every apartment, there’s a giant laundry room in the basement with a few machines for everyone to share
  • his place personally only has one bedroom, and then a bathroom and a half
  • there’s the kitchen and dining room combination too
  • it’s really really small and at first he doesn’t think much about it cause it’s him and the stray cat he took in (named kyo and he’s an orange tabby)
  • but then he realizes
  • oh right i have a lover that i’m trying to move in this is probably not a good idea
  • he’s a minimalist
  • so bean bags and like a coffee table and like one arm chair he protects with his life
  • he doesn’t even have a backboard to his bed
  • his bed is legit a mattress on the floor he seriously doesn’t care
  • but then he thinks about you moving in and he panics and he goes out to ikea and he’s asking the sales attendants for help
  • “the love of my life is moving in and right now the only furniture i own is a mattress help me please”
  • okay but he invites you over to see all the new furniture and show off everything he did
  • and you guys go to snuggle on his new queen sized mattress with the headboard and whatever
  • and he just rolls on top of you and he stares down at you and he’s smiling that precious gummy smile
  • and he just “move in with me”
  • there’s seriously no explanation or build up or roses or dinner date he just straight up asks all cute
  • and he leans down and kisses you all sappy and romantic and then you spend the rest of the night cuddling
  • there would be a lot of cuddling in this household
  • like you wake up and y'all aren’t gonna do crap if you don’t have to
  • yoongi is gonna hold you close and his voice is gonna be raspy and gravelly and he’s gonna kiss your face all over
  • and when he gets home from practice he’s about cuddles
  • he’ll get a bath first
  • yoongi loves his bubble baths
  • like he could probably drown in the amount of bubbles he uses and you always poke your head in and you can’t find him at first
  • and sometimes if he’s ever really tired or sore from practice or stressed cause of deadlines he’ll ask you to come and wash his hair
  • you’ll sit on the edge of the bath tub and he’ll close his eyes and sometimes you wonder if he’s sleeping
  • and he’ll occasionally mumble something while you massage the shampoo in or something but he generally prefers for you to talk about your day
  • and then when he gets in his pajamas he’ll come join you in your room and he’ll flop down on the bed and probably roll onto you depending on how clingy he’s feeling that day
  • and he’s in cute bear pajamas and he gets you a matching pair for sure
  • and he’ll always be more touchy at night I think
  • like he’s always playing with your hair and kissing your face and probably your shoulders and jaw but it’s really innocent and pure and you know you’re special cause he’s opening himself up like that?
  • and you guys sometimes stay up for hours talking about anything that crosses your minds
  • but sometimes as soon as he’s snuggled up to your side he’s out cold
  • waking him up in the morning is hell
  • like your alarm will go off and you’re up and changing and you leave the thing on to try and get yoongi up
  • and he’s broken like five alarm clocks cause he whacks them with pillows
  • you try to shake him and jump on him and kiss his face but this boy will not budge
  • and you’re kinda “yoongi you’re gonna be late, yoongi wAKE UP”
  • tbh the thing that wakes him up every morning is the kettle screaming from you making your morning tea
  • and he groans and rolls around tries to feel for you but you’re up and dressed!!
  • and he pushes himself and a lot of times you stumble into the bathroom to find him sleeping on the floor
  • he’s not the best at shaving so he usually cuts his chin and cheeks a bit and he always make you kiss his boo boos better
  • and he’s rushing so he can make it to practice on time and you give him his tea in a cute thermos and he kisses you long and hard before racing out the door
  • you guys aren’t really about movies as much as you’re about binge watching television shows
  • he doesn’t pay for cable in his house but he has a small tv and it’s nothing special but he has an old wii and Netflix for days
  • his favorite is psych you can’t convince him to watch anything else ever
  • and he quotes the show and he tells you who the criminal is every time even though you’ve seen it with him
  • he’ll shove you and say you’re hogging the bed (tv is in your room) and he’ll like gently whack you with pillows
  • he eats in bed all the damn time
  • you find gummy bears by your face when you wake up in the morning
  • and he denies it was him even though every night he has a new bag of candy with him
  • and the cat always comes and sits on your lap and yoongi whines and get jealous and tries to bribe the cat with gummy worms
  • he has a kumamon plushie that he snuggles when you’re not there by the way
  • yoongi refuses to cook
  • he’ll do the laundry
  • he actually likes doing the laundry cause he needs to be validated in knowing he helps around the house
  • but this boy will not cook, not even ramen
  • you usually end up ordering carry out from this cute Chinese place
  • and they seriously love you two and give you free food lots of the time
  • and you guys sit on the bean bags and you usually end up feeding yoongi with your chopsticks cause grumpy baby likes to be spoiled like that
  • sometimes you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and he’s not there and you kinda??
  • and you stumble out to the living room and he’s on the bean bag, tea at his side, headphones on and laptop open
  • and you’ll just plop down at his side and with his right hand he’ll work with his music and his left hand will just tangle itself in your hair
  • and he likes that you’re there it calms him down and motivates him to keep working and it reminds him why he makes music
  • and you just watch on in silence and sometimes he’ll get all shy and it’s black in that room but you know he’s blushing and he kinda
  • “you wanna listen…? it’s inspired by you, you know. not like all my songs are though, I mean it’s not like-”
  • and you just giggle and kiss his nose and put on the headphones
  • he lives for your compliments it makes his heart soar when your praise his music
  • you usually fall asleep on his shoulder and once he decides he done for the night he’ll shut down his laptop and carry you off to bed and tuck you in
  • oh also
  • while yoongi doesn’t cook he like brings you orange juice and poptarts on the weekends and stuff like he has a plate with strawberry poptarts just for you
  • you two probably go on neighbourhood walks a lot
  • it’s a nice enough community for that and he likes getting exercise in and holding your hand and picking you flowers from people’s lawns cause he’s rude (lmao no he wouldn’t do that he might pretend though)
  • OH ALSO IMPORTANT
  • he introduces you to all his ladies okay all the old ladies flip out when they see you
  • they kinda “oh yoongi you got a real keeper”
  • “so this is the one yoongi never shuts his trap about!!”
  • “you guys are naming the baby after me right?”
  • “Ethel we agreed they’re naming the baby after me”
  • and it’s so touching cause yoongi gets so red and he’s stammering and trying to explain that he doesn’t talk about you so sappy but the ladies only laugh at him more and it takes him like five days to leave the apartment
  • yoongi likes his plants and he has them all over the house and it’s like a fairy garden
  • you string tea lights up everywhere and sometimes he’ll play some melodic music and you two will sit in your garden and talk about your future together
  • yoongi spoils you so much I wanna point that out there like he is wrapped around your finger
  • he buys you cute dresses and paints your nails when you want them done (with maximum complaining ofc)
  • and like one day you’re going on a fancy date !! and you’re in your dress and you’re like shoes ?? and he kinda kneels in front of where you’re sitting on the bed and he puts your heels on Cinderella style and that’s just an example of how he spoils you with actions more than words
  • ugh I’m gonna go light myself on fire way to go ally
  • he would be the most loving person in the whole world and living with him would be so mellow and perfect and I’m gonna go sob myself to sleep now

Send 📱 for five texts Will didn’t send and one that he did | Accepting

[My little bug]: Do you regret falling in love with me? [Unsent]

[My little bug]: Belle asked when Hide was gonna come home. I sobbed while I drank myself to sleep [Unsent]

[My little bug]: Do you miss him? [Unsent]

[My little bug]: Where do Cybertronians go after they die? [Unsent]

[My little bug]: Can I sleep in you tonight? The nightmares won’t go away [Unsent]

[My little bug] [pic]: 

What do you say to getting this for Belle?

@cyberflowerpollinator

#125: Kissing Interruptions.

‘mph-’ is all i know sorry

Liam: “No,” He spoke up. Your doubts and fears for your relationship had began to fill the room and Liam had heard about enough. “No.” He said again, taking a few steps closer to you. “Liam, we have to be serious about this or things will mph-” His lips pressed against yours desperately, trying to help you find the light in this rut you were having. “You’ve gotta stop.” He huffed, wiping your lower lip with his thumb. “Everything’s gonna be fine. We’re gonna be fine. You’re only scaring yourself further for no good reason, got it?” He asked, raising his eyebrows. “Got it.” You smiled, kissing him again.

Zayn: "Shut upppp.“ He whined, throwing his head back as he turned up the volume on the telly once again. "I can’t hear the game.” He moaned, pouting at you to show he was only trying to watch the match. “I’ll watch it with you.” You smirked, preparing to chat his ear off as you snuggled in right under his arm. You raked your mind for something else to talk about, only wanting to push his patience more.“My sister called me this morning.” You started and he hummed to show he heard you. “She was telling me about how her and her husband are going to the mph-” Soft lips kissed yours hurriedly and pulled away just as quick. “Please, Love.” He sighed, taking his eyes off the screen to politely tell you off. “Half-time is in ten minutes, will you please tell me about your sister then?”

Louis: “Make me.” You giggled, wiggling your eyebrows and playfully putting your hands on your hips. “You know I will.” He smirked back, covering the receiver of his phone as he spoke. “Louis!” You moaned as loud as you could from the other side of the room. He was on the phone with management and you had been causing turmoil in the background for the whole length of the call. “I’m sorry, could you give me a second?” He asked very politely, not breaking eye contact with you. “Yeah, I’ll be really quick, twenty seconds tops.” He kept talking and with a nod he placed the phone on the table and marched over to where you were sitting. “I told you I’d shut you up didn’t I?” He asked when you looked up at him worriedly. “Louis, the mph-” “You’re so fucked when this phone conference is over, I’m telling you.” He growled against your parted lips, wrapping his hand around and squeezing your bottom. “Keep it down or you’re going to be very sorry.” He smirked, kissing your forehead and walking back to grab his phone.

Niall: "You’re gonna have fun and you’re gonna meet lots of new people and I’m gonna be thinking about you the whole time.“ You sobbed aimlessly into his chest. He held you under his chin and smoothed his hair as he bid you goodbye before he had to leave you for months. "Don’t do this, baby.” He sighed, gently tugging on the ends of your hair. “I’m gonna be a wreck, Niall. I’m so scared of sleeping in that damn house by myself and I don’t even remember what it was like the last time and I can’t be all by myself for this long, I might mph-” Salty lips were against yours in silent plea for you to stop. “You’re gonna make me cry.” He whispered, pressing his face into your neck and allowing some tears to slip. “We’re gonna be okay. We were last time and we will be this time, alright?” He whispered, desperation lacing his tone. “Alright.”

Harry: “Tell us something super embarrassing about Harry.” Zayn 'truthed’ you. You made eyes with Harry and he knew exactly what was coming. “She picks dare.” He said quickly, nearing closer to you, ready to silence you if need be. “No, she chose truth!” Louis piped in, wrapping his arm firmly around the nameless girl next to him. “Well one time,” You started with a smile, not taking your eyes off Harry’s. “We were having sex and Harry accidentally mph-” You gasped when his lips pressed to yours. He clutched your face, disabling you to pull away, desperate that you wouldn’t finish your sentence. He pulled back to breathe and you opened your mouth to talk again. So instead of letting it happen, he scooped you up off the ground and headed straight for the door. “See you guys tomorrow!” He yelled back as you tried to kick out of his grasp.

Fili and Kili had fallen defending him with shield and body, for he was their mother’s elder brother.
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J.R.R Tolkien, the Hobbit. Chapter XVIII, The Return Journey

WITH SHIELD AND BODY. Exactly what about that was so hard, Peter Jackson? 

SHIELD AND BODY

me: there’s no way either of robron are dying I’m 100% reassured, emmerdale would be making life’s biggest mistake getting rid it’s fine, they’ve been seen filming and it’s just going to be lots of dramatic angst that makes their love grow stronger

*a new spoiler, photo and drastically worded and exaggerated article emerges*

me 2.0: they are, they’re dying, Aaron’s gonna die, Robert’s gonna lose the love of his life, I’m gonna be sobbing until I’m 82 and I’m now going to cry myself to sleep imagining a world without my precious boys