gonna go burn my lineage now

Playing ACR, minding my own, until a wild Scot appears
  • Simon: Why dae ye play this?
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Simon: Yer playin' on tha wrong side. Well, fah ye.
  • Me: Are you drunk? Simon, what are you talking about?
  • Simon: Ye obviously dun't know tha Sandilands, which is a shame. E'eryone knows about James Sandilands an' tha Torphichen... oi, ye didn't bloody know? Yer family's Knights, head a' tha Templars in Scotland.
  • Me: You're fuckin' making shit up
  • Simon: Go search it, bring yer laptop in here
  • (guys... he's not fucking around. WTF IS THIS SHIT?! Thanks James Sandilands, 1st Lord Torphichen)