gonna get eaten

okay so i wanna talk about how yuri decided to keep skating next season during the inner monologue of his free skate. like a lot of people attribute yuri deciding to continue to skate because he watched yurio’s performance and felt so inspired and stuff, but honestly, i’d argue that yuri already decided to keep skating the second he stepped onto the ice for his final rendition of yuri on ice.

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The Signs as People On The Beach (Requested)

Aries: Swimming way too far out to sea and having Virgo shout after them

Taurus: Barbecuing a 4 course meal for literally everyone there

Gemini: Pulling cocktails out of nowhere and letting the children have a sip

Cancer: Making sure everyone has their sun cream on and organizing an activity plan for the day

Leo: Scoping out the baes while bronzing like fuck

Virgo: Alerting the lifeguard because Aries is gonna get eaten by a shark, also playing beach games with the others

Libra: Is one of the baes being scoped out by Leo

Scorpio: Starts the drinking games at 11 am

Sagittarius: Making big ass sandcastles

Capricorn: Reading a book with their iced tea and taking tumblr-esque pictures

Aquarius: Disappears for an hour and comes back with a jet ski

Pisces: Drinks 5 cocktails in the space of 4 minutes and falls asleep on a lilo in the sea

My roommate got to episode 24

Me, upstairs: *facebooking my mother*

My roommate, downstairs: *muffled* DUMBASS!

Me: … 

My roommate: DUMBASS! … DUMBASS! … DUMBASS! 

Me: *runs downstairs, grinning* 

My roommate: DUMBASS!

Me: : D

My roommate: THIS DUMBASS! NOW HE’S GONNA GET EATEN BY VAMPIRES! DUMBASS!

Me: : DDDDDDDDDD *victory dance*

My roommate: THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN IN MY CAMPAIGN!

Me: : DDDDDDDDDD I’m so happy you got to this part! What bit are you at?

My roommate: Well, I guess you should stay for this bit.

*we watch the final like, 60 seconds of that episode*

My roommate: DUMBASS!

Me: : DDDDDD

My roommate: And now he’s gonna get eaten, or mindfucked, or actually fucked. I don’t know. DUMBASS.

Me: *evil laughter*

My roommate: … well now I guess I’m not sleeping tonight. *clicks on next episode*

Me: *goes back upstairs* I’m putting this on tumblr!

My roommate: Just send me a link!

(As I was writing this, he send me this via facebook:

(I can’t stop laughing oh my god.)

anonymous asked:

when i was younger, my dad was a fan of shark week, and so every august he would make me and my lil sister watch it. and she was TERRIFIED of sharks. and so this one day, after making us watch a doccumentary that scared the shit out of little sister, he decided, obliviously, to take us fishing in our tiny boat. and she was just so horrified we were gonna get eaten but he had NO IDEA why she was upset, and my mom had to tell him. but anyways imagine archie, as a dad, doing shit like this.

(Your poor sister!)

I feel like Archie just wouldn’t get that Sharpedo are rather scary to a lot of people. I mean why would he? He treats his like a pup and perhaps he just assumes everyone finds them as fascinating as he does. 

So he might assume his own kid will instantly think they are cool as well, not wail and cry when one noses against their fishing boat. 

Oops.

Archie would learn that baby steps were the best course of action. And lots of ice cream to bribe comfort a nearly traumatized child. No need for them to tattle to Maxie about the fishing trip gone wrong. 

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Day 4 of Billdip Week: Demon Dipper Au

Mabel: BILL WOULD YOU STOP STARING DREAMILY AT DIPPER AND SAVE WENDY!!!!

Bill:……

Mabel: you didn’t hear a word of what I just said, did you.>:(

Bill: …ha?

Mabel: :/

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happy birthday you awful dork

anonymous asked:

Clanice: Three reasons why we should believe you are the best choice for taking over Xuna's business/brothel. Go.

YES!

1) The other girls show emotional weakness when it comes to the boys. I don’t. (Except you, Merixa. You scary.) When it comes to the bottom line, emotions can’t get in the way of earning more income for your house. Money is essential to pushing your weight around in both court and with important political figures that control our laws. So that ‘optimism’ Velvet always spouts? She’s gonna get eaten alive for it, just you wait.

2) Actual experience in business both academically and in practice. I’ve learned many methods to obtain cash both legally and efficiently, and, spoiler alert, none of the other girls have that going for them. (Merixa may be a lawyer, but that doesn’t give her a business eye like mine.)

3) I’ll redesign the brothel. It’s not personal enough for my tastes, and if it’s not personal enough for me, a rich girl, then it won’t help entice others into making that first purchase.Especially when we open shop for Earth. Last I checked, Earth girls are the hardest to sell men to. (Though to be fair, I’ve met some of your men.)

That little art impulse voice in my head hasn’t stopped compelling me to draw this pair and their hypothetical (?) daughter yet. I’m gonna stop calling Bruce/Aerostorm shipping (Sharknado) a crack ship and just call it my guilty pleasure. My horrible, addicting guilty pleasure send help

Anyway, from top to bottom, moving from left to right:

1.) Wave Rider gets grounded a lot. Usually it’s justified, but sometimes Bruce just does it cuz he wants one goddamn day where he doesn’t have to worry if his daughter’s gonna get eaten by a saltwater crocodile or something. Wave Rider knows her dad is full of crap and will just annoy the piss out of him until he relents and un-grounds her. Also, Wavey is the only one in the world that can get away with calling Bruce a giant prick.

2.) Wave Rider was, for the most part, a sweet and normal little filly. But growing up, she did pick up some choice swear words from dear Papa Bruce , and wasn’t afraid to curse like a sailor in her little playground skirmishes
“dad-mum”-for those of you late to the party, Bruce was magically turned female to carry Wave Rider, so yeah, he is her biological…mother. As a kid, she’d introduce him to ponies as “my dad-mum” to Bruce’s mortification, but eventually grew out of it. Now she only calls him “Mum” when she’s trying to annoy him

3.) Stormy attempts to impart sage surfer wisdom to his daughter. Which is cool and all, but that colt really was being a dickhead.


ps. those are not spelling errors, i was trying to phonetically write Wave Rider’s australian (horsetralian?) accent
don’t ask me how a pony can play a ukelele idk magic

INP Moment - Savior

INFP spotted a big caterpillar lying on the sidewalk.

INFP: *picks it up*

INTP: What are you doing?? Is it dead??

INFP: No, it moved. It will die out here. I need to save it.

INTP: It probably fell from this tree *looks at a tall tree nearby*

INFP: *tries to put it on the tree but can’t reach*

INTP: Put it on the bush over there.

INFP: *walks to the bush* *pauses while still holding the caterpillar*

INTP: What? Are you getting attached to it…?

INFP: The leaves on this bush is way too tiny for it. And it’s gonna get eaten by birds.

INTP: Take with you then.

INFP: *starts walking off with the caterpillar*

INTP: I was joking!

INFP: *stands frozen again, unsure what to do*

INTP: Fine! Just take it and grab some leaves on the way. We’ll raise it until it becomes a butterfly…or something.

INFP: Ok *looks happy*

INTP: Wait, but we have a cat in the office.

INFP: *sad face*

INTP: Come on, let’s go. We’re gonna be late.

INFP: *reluctantly put the caterpillar on the bush* *keeps staring at it*

INTP: *sighs*

OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS RIGHT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. THE HOUSE FELL INTO THE WALLS.

IT IS SOMEONE IN ALEXANDRIA FUCKING SAYING HELP

OH MY FUCKING GOD

NO IM NOT READY

WHO IS GONNA GET EATEN

WHO IS GONNA DIE

IS THE KID GONNA SHOOT CARL

OR ARE THEY GONNA TEAM UP

WILL GLENN AND ENID AND DARYL MEET UP AND SAVE EVERYONE

WILL MAGGIE AND GLENN REUNITE

WILL CARL AND ENID REUNITE

WILL JESSIE PROTECT JUDITH AND SAM

WILL MORGAN AND CAROL TEAM UP

WILL DARYL AND RICK REUNITE

WILL MICHONNE FIGHT ALONE

WILL THE ALEXANDRIANS STEP UP

WILL EVERYONE IMPORTANT SURVIVE