gonna be my house

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instagram message between eva and christoffer (penetrator chris)

originally posted on sunday, october 18th 2015 at 18.38

Chris: You just bailed on Friday, found someone else to stalk?

Eva: Yes

Chris: Missed you, I had plans for us

Eva: What kind of plans?

Chris: Thought I’d follow you home to hear more about your anti-russ ideas

Eva: Haha, next time. I’m gonna go out and stalk some more now

Chris: Come outside my house and stalk me a bit then

Eva: Maybe

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anonymous asked:

Cave Johnson

A boisterous, crazy science man that has a deep seated hatred of lemons…

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

emuchipmunk  asked:

I rediscovered my hatred for taking showers in the middle of the day when everyone is awake. I could hear people walking around and my brain kept going "holy crap it's someone here to murder you you're gonna die" and that's just. Not true. At all. That's why I usually shower at like 11, so no one is walking around because they're asleep and I can just relax.

OKAY 1. I am such a paranoid shower taker (and person in general holy moly) so like BIG MOOD i hate hearing other people moving about while i shower if theres a thud or a bang ill build up this whole conspiracy that someone broke into my house and killed my family and theyre gonna kill me as soon as i come out of the bathroom like,,,,, calm down girl

and 2. this is the most in character shit I’ve ever read because not only would SO be the bf that would bust into your house and do his own thing, Eddie would SO be the little anxiety ball that would believe he had to protect himself mid shower from an intruder and choose HAIRSPRAY

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Imagine Lance sneaking out at night to hug Keith and cry with me.

So i decided to cosplay Sniper!Lance instead of generic 100% cannon Lance since I’m…really weak for the sniper lance thing. So I decided to design the gun! I’m probably gonna stick with this design unless you guys have feedback ;v; (which i would love to hear omg…..)  
I probably won’t be making this until the end of october tbh. 

the best cure for being miserable is the misery of someone you hate. or puppies.

hey so this is the entrance of my neighborhood as of YESTERDAY and rain has not stopped, waters keep rising. water IS inside my house, neighbor confirmed it. we are gonna lose so much shit, furniture, carpets, clothing we left, my daughters entire toy collection and her books, the beds, some electronics and my moms work desktop. please reblog this please donate to our family, we barely get by as it is and we are gonna have to replace everything. especially if this rain is here to stay as long as the news channels are saying.

paypal.me/nicomacken

  • Woojin: hey you know how you said you wanted a dog?
  • Jihoon: oh mY GOD YOU DIDN'T
  • Woojin: you're right
  • Woojin: i didn't