So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover That I know you can’t afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner Of the mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder We ain’t ever getting older
(might tweak with it a bit more later… but I have work in the morning and should have been in bed an hour ago RIP)
not to be personable and sappy and annoying but 2017 is shaping up to be one of the best and most influential years of my life like i’m on track to graduate from school and if that goes according to plan i’m planning on moving back to los angeles and living out there and also this summer my family is taking our first family vacation in years to hawaii to visit the hawaiian side of my family (which we’ve never done before other than the ones who live in caifornia) and to have some relaxing post-graduation fun time this years gonna be amazing i’m gonna make damn sure of it
Aries:“Haru, look, water!” “Haru, we can’t get in.” “Yeah, it’s probably too cold.” “We’ll get sick.”“Ya know what I’m sick of? All your shit, Haru! I’m assuming direct control!” “Haru, no! G-gimme that–”“OH MY GOD, HE’S GOT A GUN!” [gunshot rings out]“Everyone, step away from the brain.” “HE SHOT, HARU!” “That’s right. I’m in charge now.”
Taurus: “He’s not my boyfriend. We were officially engaged in the fall. I’m thinking a spring wedding.”
Gemini: “Haru, if you join the swim team you get to get in the pool.” “But I don’t want to join the swim team, Haru.” “Okay, okay, Haru, but here me out… you get to go in the pool.” “You make a compelling argument, Haru.” “Thank you, Haru.”
Cancer: “I like mackerel.” “Me too, Haru.” “I don’t like mackerel.” “Shut up, Haru.”
Leo: “By the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays on the farthest madness. We sense your intentions, Rei Ryugazaki. The gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words in the temple winds. They inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper, usurper.”
Virgo: [what goes through Haru’s mind when he swims] “You could start by running up the temple staircase into the crypt, grab the book from the skeletons and pass into the pit of the pendulum.”
Libra: “Just pick the one middle right.”“No! Nonono. All the way to the left.” “Oh my god, what is the difference?” “Okay, well, this one has white strips, and this one haaas subtle variations of purple accents.” “I never even noticed the difference. I guess I’m with Haru, the one on the left.” “Ugh, my god we are never going to decide, let’s just put it to a vote. Hey, Haru.” *10 others* “Yeah?” “WHAT?!”
Scorpio: “Why is Makoto so heavy?” “I don’t know. You’d think we’d be used to it, ya know? Carrying the swim team all the time.”
Sagittarius: “Haru, Haru… Ch-check this out. I bought… stilts.” “Why?” “Ya know, like, the guys… they all have their gimmicks. I wanna gimmick. I can have a gimmick.” “So… stilts…?” “Yeah. Stilts. Now-now I’m tall Haru.” “Okay, what about when you’re not wearing them? Or sitting down?” “I’ll just… never stop… wearing them… or sit down–whoa!” [falls down the steps] “Did… Haru just fall downstairs, wearing a pair of stilts?” “Yup.” [4 wheeler coming from the distance]“This place just keeps getting dumber.” “Guys, check it out, I bought a 4 wheeler!”
Capricorn: “Ugh, I just can’t get it.” “Haru, just spin it anti-clockwise.” “What the hell does anti-clockwise mean?” “It means the same as counter-clockwise.” “Then just say counter-clockwise.” “Are you two still playing with that thing? It’s just a stupid coloured cube.” “You’re a stupid coloured cube, Haru!”“… You cut me deep, Haru.”
Aquarius: [cheering in the crowd] “And Haru’s up on the turnbuckle. He’s got him in a pin. This could be over for Haru-but wait! Who’s that coming down the ramp? It’s world heavy weight champion, John Cena!” [humming John Cena theme song] “Bubadabaaa… bubadabaaa… bubadabaaa….”
Pisces: “Let me through, I’m a doctor!”“You’re a dentist!” “I’m the best damn shot we’ve got.”“What was that?” [ocean goblin growling “bones”] “We have to act fast, quick, how many bones are in his body?”“Ummm, uhhhh, 206.” “Is that right?!” “You idiots! Stop screwing around and give him mouth to mouth!”
It's so hard for me to be excited about the new free movies when I know that Rei and Nagisa are just gonna be shoved to the side once again :/
I know :( especially after Eternal Summer completely under-utilizing them.
I felt like they were a lot more heavily involved in season 1′s main plot, but just kind of reacted to Haru and the others in season 2. I mean, they literally had a FIGHT with one another over what was best for Haru.
(I will never be over this scene like why)
But I’m at least looking forward to rehashing the goodies in Free! Timeless Medley. I will relive Rei joining swim club a thousand times
I feel like they might be able to cut corners (in the sake of time, since the movie won’t allow much) when it comes to these two, but Rei’s reason for joining swim club will definitely remain.
me @ myself: listen 2 me little bitch, jjp is DEAD. they dont interact since 1985. u need some stability in ur life and stop suffering abt a pairing that doesnt exist anymore. from now on u ship 2jae and markjin
“He’s not worth your time, (Y/n).” My father argued, crossing his arms angrily, “He’s just gonna stomp on your heart just like every other ‘rockstar’ does.” He quoted the word rockstar with his fingers. I clenched my teeth,
“He’s different.” I retorted.
“He’s the same!” He shouted back.
“You are so god damn difficult! He’s my boyfriend! I know him better than you do!” I turned on my heel, walking up the stairs.
“(Y/n)!” He called, “Get back down here!” He yelled. I ignored his yelling, slamming my bedroom door and locking it behind me before I tossed my bag onto my bed. I slid down the door, holding my head in my hands.
“You okay?” A voice spoke up, making me snap my head up. A smile spread my face as I stood up. I walked over to him, plopping myself onto his lap, resting my head against his shoulder,
“How much did you hear?” I sighed.
“Uhm, most of it. You know how much I love climbing your balcony right after a date.” Calum pressed a kiss to my head. “I’m sorry your dad’s being such a dick.” He murmured against my head.
“It’s not your fault. He’s just a little hot-headed about my boyfriends.” I looked up at him, smiling slightly.
“Aww, but that’s the first dad to call me a rockstar.” He joked. I snorted a laugh, feeling much better that he was here with me. “I think I know what will make you feel much better.” He lifted me by my waist, standing me up,“ Stay here.” He said before running into my room, leaving me on my balcony. I leaned against the metal rail, looking up at the stars. Calum came back out onto the balcony with a bottle of wine and two glasses, “C'mere.” He beckoned, lying on the lounge chair of my balcony. I smiled, going over to him and laying next to him since the chair was quite big. I cuddled into his side as he poured the wine into one of the glasses, “For milady.”He grinned, handing me the glass.
“Thank you, fine sir.” I smiled, taking the glass from his hand and taking a sip. “I honestly forgot I still had wine under my bed.” I hummed in content. We sat there for a few hours before mocing into my room and falling asleep on my bed. I opened my eyes to see Calum smiling at me. I grinned back, pressing a kiss to his nose before sitting up, “I need to shower. I feel gross.” Calum pouted, reaching his arms out. “I’ll be back.” I giggled before going into my bathroom. I took a quick shower, wrapping the soft, white towel around my body after I finished. I walked out of the room, walking to my dresser,
“Mmm, I like seeing that.” Calum chuckled. I let out a soft laugh as I got dressed, crawling back into bed and cuddling into his side.
“(Y/n)?” The knock on my door made me sit up immediately.
“Oh god. You need to get out of here.” I told Calum. He nodded, jumping out of bed to grab his clothes since he sleeps in his boxers.
“(Y/n)? I know you’re awake.” Dad said, trying to open my door. I turned to Calum in panic as he tried to pull his skinny jeans up his legs.
“God damn you and your tight ass jeans!”I whisper yelled as I tried to yank his jeans up his legs as fast as possible.
“I have a key, I’ll open your door.” Dad warned. My eyes widened in panic as the both of us tried to pull the jeans up.
“Why the fuck do you wear such tight jeans?!” I whispered once more.
“I’m sorry!” He apologised, “I can’t pull jeans up underpressure!”He squeaked. The door opened and I closed my eyes as I heard dad’s voice,
“What is he doing here?!”He boomed. I looked up at Calum who had the hardest look in his eyes. “(Y/n), I told you to stop seeing him.” I turned around to him. “Calum, get out. You’re not allowed to see my daughter anymore.” He hissed. I turned to Cal who didn’t budge,
“No.” He simply said. I looked at him in shock and fear,
“Calum!” I whispered.
“What did you say to me, boy?” Dad came closer.
“I won’t leave her because I love her. You can either get used to it, or let her move in with me. If you don’t agree with any, I will still be able to meet with your daughter either way. If you move out of the country, just remember that I tour. I will still be able to see your daughter. I will continue to love your daughter.” He said coldly, his arm wrapping around my waist.
“(Y/n), you’re coming with me. We need to talk about this.” Dad turned around to leave my room. Calum’s grip on my waist tightened.
“I’m not leaving him.” I spoke up, “You can’t make me.”
“(Y/n), how many times are we going to have this conversation? You’re not allowed to see him anymore.” He said angrily.
“Fine then. I’m moving out.” I turned away from both men, reaching under my bed to pull out a duffel bag.
“You’re kidding me, right? You would throw away all the privilege I give you for this boy?”
“Yes, and you can’t change it. I’ve made up my mind.” I said as I stuffed the bag with my belongings.
“(Y/n)!” I ignored him as I sipped up the bag, slinging it onto my shoulder and grabbing Calum’s hand. We pushed past him and went down the stairs. “The day you come home crying because he broke your heart is the day I will never let you leave this house!” His voice boomed as we closed the front door.
“To your apartment?” I asked.
“To our apartment.” Calum grinned, his fingers wrapping around mine properly as he walked us to his car. “I’m proud of you.” He whispered as we sat in the car seat.
“I’m proud of myself honestly.” I smiled, turning to him. He pressed a kiss to my cheek,
so I’ve been REAL STEAMED about this really shitty theory. I’ve seen it on Reddit, I’ve seen it on Tumblr on Wiki, ANYWHERE I’ve seen it and its wrong for many reasons.
Now rather than just talk shit and insult people behind this crackpot theory I’ll just present my case against common Excuses. This is gonna be a long post but i won’t Read More it. feel free to keep scrolling
Ruby and Yang’s age gap:
obviously people don’t understand how babies work, and how fast relationships can break or develop. Literally I’ve seen people date and be in love for about half a month before breaking it off. A lot of people pointing this out like to mention that taiyang possibly cheated on raven while with her and a bunch of other Soap opera novella bullshit. EVEN THEN Yang has never met Raven. In burning candle she references to Summer Rose as her and Ruby’s mom of course, Summer RAISED her and Ruby.
until summer passed away. its more than possible she downright says Raven left her after she was born. After Raven left, Summer stepped up to help Taiyang raise infant Yang so of course, being close team mates and with how things were it was bound to happen that they got together leading to Ruby’s birth. Summer was Yang’s real mother in her eyes until Taiyang told her the truth after her passing leading Yang to search for her biological mother, Raven.
Different last names:
“but Yang is Yang Xiao Long and Ruby is Ruby Rose, IF ITS THE SAME DAD WHY DIFFERENT NAMES” It’s not unlikely that Taiyang and Summer weren’t actually married. Ruby could have been an accidental conception so they married AFTER Ruby’s birth. There’s literally so many other explanations that aren’t drama reaching.
Qrow Trained Ruby and is Closer to her, Yang and Ruby fight differently :
congratulations, you’re observant and watched the show, minus ten points for not getting the point. Ruby is a scythe wielder with emphasis on speed (due to her semblance), Yang is a Power house, close combat fighter who’s semblance converts damage into power. Qrow trained Ruby because he too wields a Scythe and relies on speed as well… Taiyang does not use scythes nor does he seem to be the speed type so he lets Ruby train with her uncle. Of course she’s closer to Qrow than yang is cause he trained her. Your very reason for thinking they’re father-daughter is the same reason he absolutely isn’t. Her father doesn’t know how to use a scythe or have a speed semblance.
That’s like asking Pyrrah to train Nora, or Sun to train penny, completely different weapons and skill sets incompatible to what they need to learn.
Qrow hates Taiyang because Taiyang totally cheated on raven
No. Going BACK to Burning candle. Yang mentions how utterly CRUSHED Taiyang was from Summer’s death, Not only did his first wife leave him with a newborn Yang, a young dad, single and never having raised a child before, But his second wife dies after filling his family with love and raising not only Ruby but his first child like his own. Of course he’d be devastated, as well as irresponsible. He didn’t cheat on anyone. If there is ANY REASON for Qrow and Taiyang to have bad blood it would be because: A) Qrow Saved yang and Ruby, possibly because Taiyang wasnt aware of Yang and Ruby going missing because he was busy morning. He was probably sour how irresponsible Taiyang was. B) Silver eyes, Taiyang kept the Silver eyes hidden from Ruby. He obviously knew because he was with summer, and he was definitely not going to tell her when she outright asked him in “end of the beginning”
qrow doesn’t even hate taiyang, if anything Taiyang is upset that Qrow interrupted a moment with him and Ruby. She just woke up from a coma and like the worried father he is he doesnt want Qrow to overwhelm her.
Do you see any bad blood? No, these Are two close friends who have fought together for years who are now adults. One is afraid of loosing more of his family and the other wants to help continue Ozpin’s mission. something they disagree on obviously since Qrow wants to practically use Ruby’s special powers.
Taiyang and Qrow obviously spoke about this to each other before Qrow spoke to Ruby. Qrow knew Ruby would want to go to Haven, especially after all that talk of her being special and Ozpin’s mission. Taiyang is a single father raising two teenage girls and Zwie, who’s lost plenty and scared of losing more. He Trusts Qrow but he’s still protective of his girls. I don’t care how cool you think a dad Qrow would be, a father that cares about his daughter, trusting or not, won’t send her on such a dangerous mission so off handed like that.
It would make a good plot twist/It would be cool:
no it wouldn’t, this is not only the most popular theory around but the laziest I’ve seen personally. Sure RT isn’t known for being the best at smooth character development and the writing could use a little work, but i doubt that Kerri and Miles would use such a LAZY plot twist, especially after killing off pyrrah and penny, and revealing Salem as the Narrator who’s been with us since season 1. Its just not original and i have about a hundred, Mexican Novellas, American soap Opera’s and Foreign dramas to back me up. its not an original nor interesting idea. Rwby isn’t about Family drama.
Lastly the EASIEST to debunk
Ruby and qrow look alike
Uhm… no, they don’t
Qrow’s face is almost heart shaped (its not a style thing either since Taiyang’s face is squared), Eyes are narrow, and hair is black (graying due to age/stress), Really tall, hair spiky and unruly,
Ruby’s face, Rounder, eyes also round and boxy, silver eyes, black hair red tips smooth and nearly flat aside a few straw wisps. Who else fits that description exactly ?
oh is that ruby? NO ITS HER MOM, literally the only other person who shares physical traits to Ruby. So if you’re going to argue she looks like Qrow, then you might as well tell me she looks nothing like Summer cause i don’t see it. She may not resemble Taiyang much either but i can assure you she still looks nothing like Qrow.
tl:dr Qrow isn’t the father because of literally every reason ever.
I end my rant and debunking here, Maury aint got shit on me.
Thanks to anyone who stayed long enough to read my post, I don’t typically do this kind of thing.
I understand everyone one has theories and i respect that, but when you’re insisting its canon, or trying to get me to agree with you without providing evidence from the source material even a little bit, your theory is just a head canon.
So… Theo’s missed a lot of school. Needs to catch up (if he still wants to go. Which he does). Malia’s in summer school…. He’s gonna have to be… Uhm…. Yea. They’re bound to run into each other. Like all the time.
I've got a feeling that there won't be any Rei and Nagisa in 'Free! Take Your Marks' or just like one or two scenes. I really want to believe that there'll be something new about them, but it might just stay as a dream ;-; I miss them.
Considering they were central to the plot of a whole of two episodes in Eternal Summer (and the rest was just them reacting to other characters who actually had stories) I’m gonna go with…probs.
But I promise I will over-analyze, over-screenshot, and over-reblog every single frame of whatever one or two scenes Rei and Nagisa get in the movies.
FINALLY!!! I WAS WONDERING WHEN IT WAS GONNA BE MY TURN. Every other #quality Scott summers fucker got this message
1. he kept a teddy bear dressed like captain america in his bedroom that he didn’t want anyone to know about
2. he can do a manipedi of near professional skill because hes practiced. He will do absolutely anything to make his ladies happy
3. It’s implied when he was younger he used to be curious about other boys & his sexual identity, and hes one of those characters that treats men and women exactly the same even when hes put in “tropey” scenes where they’re naked and such, so u kno that boy full bi
4. THE FACT THAT HE USES ENDEARMENTS LIKE BABE AND HONEY AND EVERY OTHER NICE WORD UNDER THE SUN
5 and therefore my favorite: a recurring thing with Scott is that he will be very harsh when hes giving out orders, because he wants things done right and done fast, which leads some people to believe he’s absolutely inflexible. so someone like dani or hope will go see him in his office with every intention of being firm and confronting him, and he surprises them by being reasonable, open to suggestions, and happy to reach a compromise that benefits Them.
scott summers is well and truly a good person, and no amount of bad writing will undo that
It's crossed my mind that we're gonna get an entire summer of this. :( once she finished filming she'll be in NYC most of the summer leading up to the promo of mother. And what better way to promote a movie other than shove a fake relationship down everyone's throat? We'll have sets of misplaced dates and PR walks. I can't...
Well, if you look at the comments on these articles….then it’s a really bad idea because people either don’t like, think it’s fake or think Jen is whoring herself out for roles…so mother! promo is going to be a hot mess about the relationship and whether or not they are going to get engaged, babies while gossip blogs throw shade on how it’s totally a fauxmance to promote the movie. I can’t imagine Darren and his giant ego would want his masterpiece to be over shadowed by this thing people are making fun of.
And hopefully someone has Jen’s best interests at heart because if she does get an sort of award nom for this people will automatically assume it’s because she fucked her director.
Name | Apryl Nicknames | Roo, Apes, Chairmode Zodiac sign | Aries Height | 5′8 Orientation | Straight (Demisexual) Nationality | Australian Favorite fruit | Mangooooooooo Favorite season | Summer Favorite book | Aside from Harry Potter and THG the only other book series I read was Deltora Quest when I was in primary. And I loved the eff out of that entire series. So i’m gonna go with Deltora Quest. Favorite flower | Pansy. Freaking love pansies. They’re so pretty Favorite scent | Petrol. and any kind of coconut creams. But mainly petrol. Favorite color | Blue Favorite animal | Always been a toss up between Wolves and Foxes Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa | Tea Average sleep hours | 6 Cat or dog person | Dog person :) But I adore cats too. Favorite fictional character | Castiel Number of blankets you sleep with | One at the moment. It’s still hot, but cold weather is on it’s way now D: Dream trip | Japan and a road trip across the United States. (thanks spn) Blog created | This blog I created in June 2013. But I joined tumblr on a different blog back in 2011 :D Number of followers | 31,074 (and for some reason it keeps going lower. I was on 149 in feb ;~;)
Someone mentioned an excavation in one of their questions to you, are you an archaeologist?? I'm a North American archaeologist so it's always cool to run into others :D
(I’m, gonna post it here, maybe you’ll find more people like you) Hi! I’m not an archeologist but we have a summer practice that’s either archeology or cultural anthropology. But I have a lot of friends who are archeologists (they always have time for a drink and a crazy party, unlike us who are stressed out during the academic year and think only abt 20th century drama shit. hi, that’s me btw:D you guys are awesome!