gonna be a p a r t y

And now that we’ve gotten the dream that we   c  h  o  s  e, 
                           Now that we’re in for the   h  a  u  l .  .  .  .
                   
Now our adventures can come to a  c  l  o  s  e,
                   Living  h a p p i l y   e v e r   a f t e r,  after all….


WELL, ZACHARY LEVI’S GONNA BE AT @saltlakecomiccon!!!

SO I HAD TO.

Originally posted by dailyrapunzel

The boy’s head snaps upward. His eyes, those are different colors, too, Izuku notices, widen like a deer in headlights. He scrambles to get up, holding his arm out in front of himself protectively, but then something clicks and Izuku sees the shoji door behind the boy inch open just slightly. Gray and blue eyes flicker and spark desperately in the dim lighting of that room before, wrenching his stare away from Izuku, the boy turns, favoring one arm, angling the other one into a fist ready to sail.

The door opens. Izuku sees a man, engulfed in fury and hellfire, and the image fades away until all he sees is his own petrified stare gawking back at him in the mirror.

from legit the best written fic ive read ever by @todorokishouts (read it read it read it fiC RE C REA D IT BEST DECISION YOU’LL EVER MAKE)

S C O R P I O + T H E  S I G N S P L A Y L I S T

Scorpio x Aries: Serial Killer // Lana Del Rey

Scorpio x Taurus: Cola // Lana Del Rey

Scorpio x Gemini: Like Real People Do // Hozier

Scorpio x Cancer: Cupid // Hurts

Scorpio x Leo: Happy Together // Filter

Scorpio x Virgo: Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby // Cigarettes After Sex

Scorpio x Libra: How To Be A Heartbreaker // Marina and the Diamonds

Scorpio x Scorpio: Mercy // Hurts

Scorpio x Sagittarius: Strange Love // Halsey

Scorpio x Capricorn: Epic (Part II) // Anaïs Mitchell

Scorpio x Aquarius: Born To Die // Lana Del Rey

Scorpio x Pisces: One Way Or Another // Until the Ribbon Breaks

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richietoaster  asked:

RICHIE GETTING HIS WISDOM TEETH OUT AND ADMITTING HIS FEELING TO EDDIE WHILE HIGH ON ANESTHESIA

I honestly have no idea what’s happening with this🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

When Richie woke up, his head was light, his vision was blurry and his body felt heavy. A hand grabbed his clammy one and sparks of feeling travelled up his arms, electrocuting his senses and making his hairs stand up on end.
His face hurt but the pain was dull. There was a buzzing sound in his ears and a rumble to ground beneath him. More sparks travelled from his forehead where fingers dragged his black hair from his eyes.
“Richie,” a familiar voice said, the voice belonging to the hands, and suddenly his heart was soaring and every part of him was as light as a feather.
“Ed’s!” He cried out, his mouth stretching as far into a smile as the cotton in his mouth would allow. His vision was crystal clear as he looked into Eddie’s brown eyes which seemed to always be shining as if they had their own personal sun within them. “Eddie Spaghetti, where the fuck are we?”
“We’re in the backseat of Ben’s car,” Eddie whispered, pointing to the front seat where Ben and Bill both sat.
“How’s it going back there, Trashmouth?” Ben called, his eyes piercing Richie’s through the rear view mirror.
“It’s going swell, Haystack,” Richie said, still smiling, his eyes wide behind his thickly rimmed glasses.
“H-how’s the p-pain, Rich?” Bill asked.
“What pain?” Richie asked, looking around the back seat as if pain was something that appeared within the air.
Eddie’s hands were still on him, one holding his hand and the other carding through his hair. “The dentist gave you some pretty heavy painkillers to take. You’re probably gonna want to-”
“Ed’s, the only painkillers I need are the natural ones that come with a cheap hotel room and me being seven inches deep in your mom.” Richie slammed the sides of his hands on either side of his crotch, including the one still holding Eddie’s.
Eddie rolled his eyes but a smile played at his lips, “God, I should’ve known that all hyped up on drugs you would still be obsessed with fucking my mother.”
Richie laughed, though it wasn’t his normal full laugh, this laugh seemed as though it was cut out of cardboard. “Eddie, man, I am so fucking in love with you.”
Bill and Ben both visibly stiffened in the front seat. Looking at each other with wide eyes and a cringed smile pulling at their lips.
Richie, it’s going to go fine.
Y-yeah, Rich, you g-g-got nothing t-to worry ab-bout.
Jesus, just don’t let me say anything stupid. Promise me.
More stupid than usual?
We p-promise, R-Richie.

“What?” Eddie whispered, his smile had faded entirely and his shining eyes were watering while looking at the drugged boy beside him.
“I love you,” Richie said softly, “I love you with every fibre of my being, Eddie Kaspbrak. I’m never gonna stop loving you.”

This was more of a drabble than anything tbh?

3

H A P P Y  B I R T H D A Y J U L I A!!!

BTS REACTION: Their S/O Having a Neutral Response When He Tells You He’s Cheated

though i’m more familiar in writing one shots, i decided to give writing reactions a try

so i figured, obviously, anybody would be overall surprised if you were to be calm & collected when your love interest told you s/he cheated, so i put their reaction in a short dialogue

though, i must inform you, they’re potentially angsty

*****

Originally posted by jiminahhh

K I M S E O K J I N :

“Are you not gonna cry? Hit me? Scream at me? Do something?” He would ask, body still tense from anticipating some sort of reaction from you. 

“Oh no, don’t worry, I’m bursting at the seams with fury right now.” You respond to his question. “It’s just that,” You sigh, “I’ve already made dinner for the both of us. But after we eat, I’m leaving your unfaithful ass.” 

Originally posted by jeonbase

M I N Y O O N G I :

“Is that all you’re gonna give me? A shrug and an ‘okay’?” He asks carefully, crossing his arms at your tranquil expression.

“I’ve had my heart broken before, you know.” You shrug, but then also add, “But we’re still breaking up.”

Originally posted by silenhciosa

J U N G H O S E O K :

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” He’d repeat over and over again while on his knees in front of you.

You cross your arms and wait for him to stop being some kind of record on repeat. When you realize he isn’t going to stop apologizing, you roll your eyes and grab him by the arm to pull him up to his feet.

“You know that saying sorry won’t change the fact that you still cheated, right?”

Originally posted by eatkookiie

K I M N A M J O O N :

“You’re surprisingly relaxed… Are you not hurt by the fact that I cheated on you?” He asks, quirking an eyebrow at you.

“Well, hurt is one way to put it,” You sigh as you cross your arms. “I’m more disappointed.”

Originally posted by jikookdetails

P A R K J I M I N :

“So… What happens to us now?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” You tilt your head at him, “We break up.”

“Really? Just like that?” He’d question further.

“Yeah. Why bother explaining yourself? Our relationship would’ve ended either way.”

Originally posted by cutae-hyungie

K I M T A E H Y U N G :

“Are you not gonna say anything?” He dares to look into your eyes.

“What is there to say? You broke my trust.” You sigh, and then you bow your head down to think for a moment. “It’s late, Taehyung, Let’s go to bed.”

Though confused by your offer to even sleep in the same bed, he hesitantly follows you to the bedroom, where he decides to sleep on the far side of the bed instead of cuddling next to you like usual. He didn’t want to push any boundaries, considering that he’s hurt you in the worst way possible.

He wasn’t surprised to find you not beside him & all your stuff gone when he woke up.

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

J E O N J U N G K O O K :

“C’mon, be mad, start crying, just do something!” He’d raise his voice at you. He’s already so angry at himself for ruining your relationship that he’s expecting you to be angry too, but when you show no signs of emotion, he can’t help but get even angrier. “What? Are you not even hurt by this? By me?” 

“Of course I’m mad, Jungkook. Hell, infuriated even,” You admit exasperatedly, fighting off the tears that were forming in the brim of your eyes. “It’s no doubt that I’m breaking up with you, so just save me the energy of wanting to gauge your eyeballs out and move back into the dorms.”

*****

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V I R G O + T H E  S I G N S P L A Y L I S T

Virgo x Aries: For You // Serena Ryder

Virgo x Taurus: Work Song // Hozier

Virgo x Gemini: Strange Birds // Birdy

Virgo x Cancer: Old Money // Lana Del Rey

Virgo x Leo: In my Veins // Andrew Belle

Virgo x Virgo: Think I’m In Love // Beck

Virgo x Libra: Big Jet Plane // Angus and Julia Stone

Virgo x Scorpio: Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby // Cigarettes After Sex

Virgo x Sagittarius: Little Talks // Of Monsters and Men

Virgo x Capricorn: If I had a Boat // James Vincent McMorrow

Virgo x Aquarius: Just You and Me // Rie Sinclair

Virgo x Pisces: Flightless Bird, American Mouth // Iron & Wine

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Shit said in Discord at 1 AM Starter Pack
  • who needs coffee WITH LEGS LIKE THESE
  • what cup of coffee are you on now?
  • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • HIT ME. DO IT. I’LL JUST ENJOY IT.
  • Muda the birb
  • think of the C H I L D R E N
  • THIS AIN’T ONE OF YOUR KINK STREAMS
  • the fucks a pg
  • I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR THIS
  • PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
  • IM NOT BREAKING THE RURUS
  • pg stands for pro Gatorade
  • THE RURRRRRRRUS
  • IM SETTING YOUR GAY CHICKEN ON FIRE
  • now they’re flamin
  • OBAY THE RURUS
  • WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN WINGS TONIGHT BOIS
  • okay but what about roasting the birb
  • no burn it down
  • beef and wry
  • wryyyyyyyyyyyying the birds neck
  • im scared now
  • AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • WHAT IS HAPPENING
  • YOOOO OO O O
  • aeiou
  • Y E L L I N G
  • WE NEED AN ADULT
  • SCREAMS IN PORTUGUESE
  • YOU GOTTA DO IT WITH MORE PASSION
  • AGGRESSIVE  S C R E A M I N G
  • DO WHAT YOUR AGE DICTATES
  • I wad awoken my screaming
  • Floof save me
  • JOHN MADDEN
  • BE THE ADULT WE NEED
  • WAKE ME UP INSIDE
  • ILL GET THE FIRE
  • We have the chicken
  • LET’S ROAST THE BIRB
  • i neED TO SLEEP
  • I HAVE COFFEE
  • I’M ACTUALLY HURTING JESUS CHRIST
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEEP
  • this is terrifying
  • I’M FINE. AND WHEN I SAY I’M FINE I ACTUALLY MEAN ASDFGHJKLDSDFGHJKL
  • SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • SLEEP IS FOR HUMANS. IM A GOD.
  • same tho
  • ONE DAY
  • W A K E  M E  U P
  • A E S T H E T I C S
  • yall need to chill
  • shoooooooooooooooooshpapapapapapapapapappaapap at everyone
  • HERE COME DAT BOI OH SHIT
  • CHILL. WHAT IS CHILL.
  • YOU get a house, YOU get a house, EVERYONE gets a house
  • DAS A GOOD SONG
  • DONT TWIGS
  • DONT SAY SHIT ILL GET YELLED AT
  • softly whispers john madden
  • WE’RE ALL PROBABLY GONNA END UP GETTING KICKED
  • what the frickle frack
  • JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA
  • BRING A FUCKING TORCH. BY ALL THAT IS GOD DAMN HOLY BRING A TORCH. THE TORCH WILL SAVE YOU FROM HELL.
  • TODKETE
  • JEEZ LA WEEZ IT’S THE TRUTH
  • help
  • since when is ____ a secret waifu?
  • first of all, no
  • im a fucking shrub
  • i’m dying squirtle
  • shrugs and accepts the hell
  • tis good. tis good.
  • im just twigs. twigs the NATURE GOD.
  • awwww the chain broke
  • BURN THEM ALONG WITH THE CHICKEN
  • SACRIFICE ____ FOR THE DARK OVERLORDS
  • Now we need goats blood
  • aight how about Repoio
  • I HAVE NO BONES
  • All must be purged.
  • I come from heaven
  • im from actual Hell on earth
  • NINTH CIRCLE BOIS
  • burns in hell in spanish
  • im disappointed in myself
  • WHAT’S A HELL TO A NON-BELIEVER
  • I’M 100/MEXICO 100% REAL NO FEIK
  • THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BURNING MY FOREST
  • The only spanish I bothered to learn was telling ____ to eat a dick
  • we are going on an adventure
  • WE BOTH COME FROM BURRITO LAND
  • carpet hurts your elbows; life lesson of the day
  • LET ME LOVE YOU
  • BIOCOKCATOO
  • Sizzle in Heck
  • set the gay birb on fire
  • i think we’ve all reached the point of just,,, memes
  • pls no set bird on fire
  • what happens in the ball stays in the ball
  • sometimes i stare at the ceiling and look at the fan for five minutes
  • SET THE DAMN GAY BIRB ABLAZED
  • ILL GET THE DEEP FRYER
  • I don’t know basic geography
  • THE PACT HAS BEEN MADE
  • ALSO CAN I THROW A DUMB GHOSTDOLL
  • HOLLA HOLLA GET $
  • you people fucking scare me
  • WE ARE NUMBER ONE?
  • ILL GET THE BLADES OF THE DARK MOON
  • I’M GONNA FIND YOU AND GIFT YOU SOME CARNE
  • A E S T H E T I C  W A H
  • 22 soon to be 23 LOSER
  • SMOOTH IS BORING TRUST ME
  • what is going on i left for like a second
  • WE’RE GOING TO GAY BABY JAIL OH GOD
  • GAME OGRE
  • d e s t r o y
  • Young punks…..get off my lawn
  • I have a heavy blunt instrument, don’t make me swing this hammer
  • Did somebody say dragons?
  • oh you’re all doomed now
  • EVERYONE SCATTER
  • Plunger adventure was a bust.
  • PREPARE YO INVISIBILITY SPELL
  • I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
  • lol, reinforcements!
  • Shit who called the cops
  • I ACCEPT MY FATE
  • E V E R Y  P E R S O N  F O R  T H E M S E L V E S
  • looking out over a sea of shitposting partially-toddlers
  • We were much classier than that
  • may I share some memes?
  • rolly polly fockbolly
  • RATTLE ME BONES
  • i want the dankest memes
  • I’m trusting you to play Meme Machine at some point
  • I’M A MEMER WITH STANDARDS
  • get me off mister bones’s wild ride
  • “the last meme of 2015″ was the last meme of 2015 we cannot have a meme rerun
  • can somebody lend me a bode saw
  • praise the sun
  • how can we all be real if our eyes aren’t real
  • I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND AND PEOPLE IS PUNCHING LEMONS
Mystic Messenger First Impressions - Via My 10yr Old Brother

Yoosung Kim: hmmm. Large forehead. Lifeless, dead eyes. Likes. Brushing his teeth..? smeegul. Just. Smeegul. Wears brown thing in hair? (they’re hair clips) oh. No teeth. Doesn’t have emotions. (what do you think his personality is like?) Just is one of those characters that is like this all the time *holds creepy eye contact for like a minute with a frown* and, triPPIN BALLZZ.

Zen: (we’ll do zen next) Zenyana from overwatch??? What??? (okay what do you think of him?) looks like he’s gonna shank you in ur sleep. (do you think he’s handsome?) no. hmmmm. Likes old person wallpaper. Never does up his buttons on his shirt, a.k.a. douche-bag. (do you think he’s a p r e t t y b o i) no. just. No. Too much white. (are you being racist???) no, are you? Tristan eyebrows. Vampire. T H I C C. Uh. *gasp* HIPPY PONYTAIL!!! He looks like that guy we always see in town! You know the one that’s always fat and sweaty and wears those glasses… (ZEN ISN’T FAT) no just the fact that he has a ponytail and a turtle neck. R O A S T E D.

707: *makes grossed out double chin face* ummm. You said he was handsome… no. BUMBLEBEE GLASSES. Looks like a chick.. No. MANCHICK. I thought he had starbucks in his hands. Like. A pumpkin spiced latte or something. Definitely a God fan, he’s in the Jesus fandom. He’s got lots of cracks on his outfits (wdym???) look! Crack, crack, crack. He’s all cracked up. Jk I was talking about the cracks on ur screen. He puts on a deep mysterious voice when really, he has a S Q U E A K Y squ eaky voice. Has red. Obsessed with bumblebee colours and transformers. (What do you think his occupation is?) what does that mean again? (Like his job.) augh. *grins evilly* hm, being a loser, pizza shop, or telemarketing. Who calls their kid 707 (it’s code name, he’s a hacker) Why don’t they call him hacker 707 then??? (THEY DO)

Jumin Han: (we’ll do Jumin now) Jumin??? Is he Jewish (he’s probably rich enough). Uhm, has a dirty cat. (that’s a stray, the other one is his cat) THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A PILLOW (her name is Elizabeth the 3rd) ohoho WOW. Younger, skinnier, whiter, different hair coloured homer simpson. Again, looks high as balls. Why does everyone in this game look high? Dating website or a website to buy drugs… grey, again, lifeless dead eyes. Looks like he’s gonna punch you in the face “You wanna mess with me”. Likes hankies, specifically purple ones.

V: DEMONIC EYES. Old person mouth. Blue hair, yes, definitely blue hair. And a blue personality as well. She looks like she’s be an emo (SHE???) look! Boobs! One of those people who would say “man, I just robbed a bank with my emotions. My sadness was the get-away driver, and my anger took the money”. (SEE. NO BOOBS) still looks like a girl. *huffs* B O R I N G. why does he have a pimp stick? Or is that an umbrella? IS HE BLIND? (*nods*) ohhhh. OHHHHH. Well I’m gonna look an asshole. At least they’re not irl people. Very rich. Otherwise how would he get his pimp stick?

Rika: (Oh look it’s a picture of a snake!) ??? She’s got eyes the colour of shreks skin. ONIONS HAVE LAYERS DONKEY. Uh. Boring, boring, boring and boring. Butthole mouth. She’s looks like she’s going “Hehe, I just stole your credit card details and your boyfriend!” Allergic to peenor cheese (uuuuhhh, what do you mean by that..?) um. Uh. Things. You know queen. And she is the walrus god. 

Jaehee: (Opinions on queen Jaehee) uuhhh, business woman? Likes talking and typing about paper. Very small mouth. Dragon eyes. Likes purple binders. Why does everyone have purple things? Purple hankies, purple binders (Yoosung’s eyes are purple too) yep. Why does she have a um, neck thingie (Lanyon). Big forehead, again. (Do you think she’s pretty?) uhhh, no… not really.

Unknown/Saeran: Unknown smells, unknown sighs. *quotes unbreakable* It’s a silver gun, with a black grip. Is that a guy??? (yeah) Again, why has he got a woman’s shirt, pink hair and boobs. Did he get implants???.  (he’s just E D G Y) all I see is wannabee assassins creed. Punk. Goth. Emo.

So Which Ones Do You Think Are Gay:

Zen: uh no.

Yoosung: He looks like someone from final fantasy so yeah. Augh someone on tumblr is gonna roast me and say “bluh final fantasy is the best”

Jaehee: (what bout Jaehee, is she Gaehee???) Yes.

Jumin: (Does Jumin Han Is Gay???) No.

707: NO. NO. BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE TRYING TO GET HIM ON THE GAME. *gasp*

Rika: No. Cuz she’d be like someone who’s climbin in ur windows and stealin your bf.

Unknown/Saeran: Yes. (how much percent) He goes to the gay pub instead of the gay bar (why??) Because he exceeds over the gay bar, so he can get some- (stds) did you just say LSD?

V: No, because gay people- *laughs* I mean. Blind people, don’t know what gender they’re looking at. (HE’S BLIND NOT DEAF OR STUPID) 50/50 chance that he gay okay.

okay heres a list of things about deh

can we take a moment please i have things to say:

(some of these are just me so)

1) the way evan moves?? like hes rigid but also not?? like wow relatable

2) evans anxiety is portrayed super accurately?? like i feel his pain in the talking to people and writing letters to yourself and losing your anxiety in love and hope and ahhh

3) the word vomit?? sounds real?? ben lets it spill and it just sounds so good and when a lot of other people do the word vomit it sounds manufactured??? but hes so talented and just

4)evan constantly apologizing like me too babe ily

5) at first i loved connor

6) and 1 minute later i fuckin hated his guts

7) and then in the computer lab i was like “my son?? hes so paranoid?? like chronically?? i hope hes gonna be okay!!” and the show r i p p e d m y h e a r t o u t

8) when evans mom (im blanking on her name) starts yelling at him in act 2 and he just goes blank and shuts his mouth i

9) evan like… compulsively lying about like little things and i love him because i do that!! like when he lies about his dad being lucky to have him and then goes back and is like “actually nvm idk why i said that yikes my dad lives in colorado” im so proud of my son

10) this show hits so close to home in everything it does i was crying within like 5 minutes

11) so many quotable lines ahhhh
-“school shooter chic”
-*monotone* “i know, it was funny cant you see me laughing”

12) THE SONGS JFC THEYRE ALL SO NICE????? LIKE REQUIEM IS GORGEOUS AND SINCERLY, ME IS SO CUTE AND ANYBODY GOT A MAP IS FUNNY BUT YOU WILL BE FOUND IS ONE OF THE BEST PIECES OF MUSIC IVE EVER HEARD

S A G I T T A R I U S + T H E  S I G N S P L A Y L I S T

Sagittarius x Aries: Are You Gonna Be My Girl? // Jet

Sagittarius x Taurus: Stolen Dance // Milky Chance

Sagittarius x Gemini: Drive // Halsey

Sagittarius x Cancer: Down the Burning Ropes // James Vincent McMorrow

Sagittarius x Leo: East of Eden // Zella Day

Sagittarius x Virgo: Little Talks // Of Monsters and Men

Sagittarius x Libra: One for the Road // Arctic Monkeys

Sagittarius x Scorpio: Strange Love // Halsey

Sagittarius x Sagittarius: Interstate Love Song // Stone Temple Pilots

Sagittarius x Capricorn: Lucky Ones // Lana Del Rey

Sagittarius x Aquarius: People Are Strange // The Doors

Sagittarius x Pisces: Arabella // Arctic Monkeys

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Day Two: Hypothermia

Hoisting Lance onto his back, Keith trudged through the ship corridors. The corridors were empty of personnel, making the traverse easy, which only made him nervous. It shouldn’t have been easy, but there wasn’t time to dwell on it. Hopefully, he’d find the others before whatever trap Lotor set up for them activated.

“Keith…what…”

Lance hadn’t spoken in awhile. His voice was weak yet possessed an edge of clarity and self-awareness it lacked earlier. “You’re up,” was all Keith could say, a flat contrast to the relief he felt. “How are you feeling?”

“Ugh…Not that great, I gotta tell you. Quiznacking Lotor..I’m gonna k-kick his ass.“

"Right now you couldn’t take out a drone, let alone Lotor.”

“Rude…that’s what I have you f-for, dummy. We’ll tag team him. A-A-A-hole w-won’t know w-w-what hit him.”

Keith’s pace slackened. “Lance?”

“’M f-f-fine.” he huffed. “J-Just-you’d think L-Lotor w-would s-spring for a heating s-s-system. P-Place is worse t-than the-the S-South frickin’ p-pole.”

“What are you…” Keith craned his neck back and stumbled to a stop. “Oh, shit.” Lance was unnaturally pale. He had dark circles under his eyes and his lips were tinted light blue. His teeth were chattering. Keith put him down gently on the floor. He took off his helmet, put a hand on his forehead, and almost recoiled in shock. He was ice cold, a complete contrast from not even half a varga ago. “Shit. Shit, shit, shit.”

“N-N-Nice v-vocab s-s-skills there, f-fearless leader,” Lance said, blue lips quirked.

“Shut up, idiot.” Keith snapped, mind whirling. There had to be something he could use, something to warm Lance up. He searched the hallway, growling in frustration when he found nothing.

“Y-Your b-bedside manner n-n-needs s-some work, y-you k-know t-that?”

“Shut up. You need to save your strength.”

“P-P-Pretty s-s-sure y-you’re s-s-supposed to k-keep m-me t-t-talking. M-Make sure I-I don’t pass o-out.” Lance shuddered. “M-Man, I-I a-am not b-built for t-the c-cold. R-Remind me n-never t-to go t-to an ice planet.”

There was a hint of fear buried underneath his jovial tone, and that, more than anything, was frightening.

Experimental

Pardon me did @10outta10wouldsinagain say “Greed taking care of Nina AU”?


It was something he heard from every guard and scientist in the Southern Command lab—always the same breathless whisper, with a dry-throat choke of fear and the shaky tremor of disbelief: Monster.

They’d whisper it, and swallow, and then run. That part was always nice. Humans weren’t a fair fight.

“You’re…Y-you’re a—“

“—yeah, yeah, monster, you’re not the first genius to reach that conclusion pal.” Greed cracked his neck, rolling his shoulders where his shield melded with the flesh near his collar bone. “Words hurt sometimes.”

Dorochet swung in from the left, katana in hand. The guard hadn’t budged since Greed spoke, and his frozen gun sliced easily in two, along with a cut of his scraggly gray beard. This jolted the man into action. He let out a high-pitched whine, then tripped on his own feet as he spun and bolted down the hall.

“But still, I guess monster is better than homunculus. Less chance of Pops finding me here.”

Dorochet didn’t answer. He turned, breathing heavy, and watched. Greed rubbed at his neck.

“You know you’re a real stick in the mud today, Dorochet. Usually you laugh at my jokes.”

“She’s close,” Dorochet answered. He stuck his nose in the air, grimaced, and twisted on his heels to the left hall. His sword slipped back into its scabbard.

Greed followed. He surveyed the walls with muted curiosity. Harsh fluorescence beat down from overhead. Small strips of lighting lined the bottom edges of the hall. It was sterile, and white, and buzzed distantly, and seemingly hadn’t changed from the day he busted in to free his own chimera gang.

“I’ll bet you’ve got some pleasant memories of this place,” Greed mused. They turned another corner. Empty—not so much as a painting worth snagging off the wall.

“Oh yeah, the best,” Dorochet bit back. His lip twitched over his teeth, the hair along his neck bristling. “The antiseptic smell is real nostalgic.”

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