large scale collaborative collections of fiction or fanwork such as goncharov, the scp foundation, or creepypastas all owe their existence to the oldest collaborative canon, the arthurian legends. in this essay i will ―
An illustration inspired by one of the (beautiful) images in the Ballet series by Katie Ponder, which I saw in vignette size and thought "oh, the tutu is a clock! Brilliant!" and then I saw in a bigger size and realized that the tutu was not, in fact, a clock, which felt like a missed opportunity. https://www.katieponderillustration.com/
Also inspired by the scene in Martin Scorcese's movie Goncharov (1973) where Katya remembers training to be a ballerina, back in Moscow. The quote is by Tolstov, and is the one quoted to Katya by Sofia in Goncharov during the church scene (although I've always thought that her dialogue in that one scene was a little hard to hear so I had to go back and enable subtitles to be able to really figure out what quote it was!)
Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.
asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and
turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago
Goncharov (1973)
Oh don’t mind me im just doing some cinematography art studies of my favourite Katya moments ~
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#katya goncharov#artists on tumblr#art#mirre arts#unreality#fan art#This movie is fake and no these arent actually studies#ngl pretending i was doing studies from movie stills was itself a challenge#also please appreciate this idk if ill have time or energy for more fanarts of this fake movie
my movie recommendations credibility took a hard hit in the post-goncharov era
You guys remember all those rumours about a Goncharov remake with Oscar? Well...
For as long as I live, I will never get over the fact that KinnPorsche, everything surrounding November 5th, and Goncharov were all things that actually happened.
Thank you to all who took the survey I put out. Your comments and the data I collected helped me reach and even go beyond my page count. I have officially graduated and if anyone shows interest in the paper I will gladly provide them the link :)
Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."
the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card
#goncharov#this website is on a whole new level of unhinge jfc#love how this turned out tho#and the commitment to the bit#it's like one big inside joke that everyone is in on#oh god imagine how confused the digital archivist in the future will be#like#was there or was there not a movie called goncharov???#did martin scorsese direct it really?? where is it then??#and they'll never find it#text
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
- Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
- One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
- Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
- There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
- Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
- At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
- There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
- Katya fakes her death.
And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...