gollum quotes

Imagine teasing Bilbo with Gollum quotes once he's out of the goblin tunnels

You: there is our PRECIOUS Bilbo .
Bilbo: *cringes* yes here I am.
Kili: why did you call him precious?
You: because it has a nice RING to it, don’t ya think?
Bilbo: *screams internally*

Originally posted by kpfun