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  • The precious:*exists*
  • Gollum:sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Smeagol goes up to the counter and - 

No, no we mustn’t go, precious.

We’ll just order a chai latte, that certainly can’t do any harm.

No, precious, no, they takes it from us.

Our money? Yeah, of course, this is a business.

They takes it from us and they puts it in their boxes.

No, no, but we want our coffee!

Gollum, Gollum, Gollum.

They sells us the coffee, Gollum. They sells it in bagginses.

No, no, no, precious, not the bagginses.

Give us three chances to order our coffee, master. Then we’ll give it to you.

We’re going to kill him, precious. He has his green apron and he wants it. He wants to take it from us.

No, no, no, Gollum, he’ll give us the coffee, we don’t need it.

Yes, precious, yes.

Please, master, please give us the precious.

Gollum hurls himself into the espresso machine. The shop grows quiet. Is that the sound of an eagle overhead? It must just be the wind.

A plump little fellow walks up to the counter. The barista looks down at him.

“Well, I’m back,” he says.


It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.


The Grotesque 

In fiction, characters are usually considered grotesque if they induce both empathy and disgust.  Examples would include the physically deformed and the mentally deficient, but people with cringe-worthy social traits are also included. 

More definitions: strangely or fantastically distorted; a character that induces both fear and pity in viewers.

inspired by ericscissorhands (x)