golf cart rides

Alexei “YOLO” “Tater” Mashkov is an expert at talking himself out of traffic tickets. He has the Helpless Famous Hockey Player Who Mistook Miles For Kilometres And Would You Like Some Merchandise Officer act down to an art.

(Marty: But if you thought it meant sixty kilometres, you should have been going much slower than that…
Tater: Don’t bothering me with stupid details, Marty. Have hockey to think about.)

I took a ride in a golf cart today at work. The driver asked me why I was single.
Me: my husband cheated on me. He never really loved me. He couldn’t be man enough to tell me so he just left.

Him: I fell out of love. I have two daughters with her. I cheated on her for years. We were like oil and water. We had NOTHING in common but our children. I’d say it’s raining outside, she’d say the sun was shining. We hardly ever agreed on anything.

Me: what made you finally leave?

Him: I didn’t want my daughters to see our relationship as normal. I finally told her that I would always be their dad. That I’d always provide for them. Give them more than what they need. But that I wanted the chance to live a happy and fulfilled life and I couldn’t do that as long as I was with her and that she couldn’t have that as long as she was with me. She wasn’t happy either. You know he gave you a gift, he gave you the opportunity to find a real love. He was a coward for not telling you. But it was a gift. You have the chance to find a real man now. A real love.

At the moment, sitting alone in a kayak crying over why I am still alone doesn’t seem like a gift. His story is like so many I’ve heard before. The Bike Whisperer said, “married men come home to the same thing- a tired, whiny wife. Bored with life. In the same breath we as husbands aren’t doing anything to feed their souls.”

Next time, I’m gonna do it so different. I refuse to be frownie and frumpy, bored with life, frustrated because my partner doesn’t feed my soul.

Next time…..

BABY HARRY ok..

im just gonna jump right in so enjoy and try not to cry

hIS EYES ARE SO BIG AND BRIGHT 

LOOK AT THAT SMILE CAN YOU BELIEVEE 

‘be nonchalant, styles. just play it cool’

THE HAT AND THE SWEATER WITH THE BUTTON UP UNDERNEATH HOW DAPPER

this one is precious and such good quality (look at his teeth i acanf)

lil goofy pjs ask me if im alright (i,m not)

WITH FRIENDS plus the little girl. does his shirt say school idk but its cute

OK THIS ONE„ THERE IS A GIANT TARANTULA ON HIS HAND AND HE IS SO CHILL SO HAPPY LIKE HEY THERE FUZZY CREATURE LETS TAKE A PIC TOGETHER!!!

he is cheesing so hard…he still does this smile im upset

LOOK HOW HANDSOME WITH HIS LIL SHINY RAINBOW TIE AND HIS LIGHT GREEN BUTTON UP

AHHH SAME HANDSOMELY DRESSED DAY (rainbow tie) BUT NOW WITH DOG

so animated so cute rocking that c cup

speedo and goofy ears, he should have been walking the runway (the goofy ears are even pierced and for some reason that just makes the whole thing better)

HE WAS DRESSED AS A DALMATIAN AND H E IS LOVING IT

back in his blonde days (AND MICKEY SHIRT!!!)

HIS CREW NECK THE DOG HIS SHINY SHOES (tell me he was dressed for school tell me he had a disney themed lunch box tell me his mom cut his sandwich into little shapes like butterflies and dinosaurs TELL ME)

THE PACIFIER I CANT THE DIAPER HE WAS SO SMALL LOOK AT THE TINY SNEAKERS 

well he doesn’t look very impressed by class picture day

just not impressed at all

u got it dude!!!!!! plus STRIPED SHORTS YEA (and his hand on the girls thigh like here little girl let me use your leg to help get off of this bench, much love .xx)

THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE LIKE WHAT IS HE DOING? IS HE WAVING? IS IT SOME SORT OF SALUTE? IS HE PREPARING FOR A HIGH FIVE? MAYBE PRACTICING HIS BEAUTY PAGEANT WAVE? (probably the last option) BUT WHATEVER IT IS ITS CUTE

playing with the older kids ;( lil blue shorts

once again who knows what hes doing with his hands…..but still adorable

LOOK AT HIM UP THERE HIS SMILE IS A CROSS BETWEEN HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE AND TOTALLY TERRIFIED 

thrusting his fist in the air he cant contain the excitement ‘YES GOLF CART RIDES!!!!!!!’

ah good old family photos

he sleeps with his mouth open :( look at his tiny fist :(

LITTLE RED HAT

just casually straddling that fence like a pro (the other boy is no where near as comfortable up there that is evident)

enjoying story time and rocking that vest he has been a little fashionista since day one (do they make baby sized glitter boots? if so, he owned them)

LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY

kisseskissesskd (quirky ears before he even had the curls to make them so)

nice family beach day when harry breaks out the ninja moves

everybody was kung fu fighting!!!

working that camera! owning those angles!

just too damn cute 

this is a really fascinating look to me. the clothes say someone who golfs and genuinely enjoys watching the oscars every year while the expression and poise suggest a highly skilled assassin. so like basically overall its ‘im the manager of this country club, i get to decide who lives and who dies’

A Rom-Com: 7

A man named T'Challa does the ceremony. It’s short and sweet and the vows that Pepper wrote are moving and you had to practice them several times before you could say them without getting choked up. You sign the papers, then Wanda and Phil, the guy playing Steve’s best friend signs and T'Challa congratulates the pair of you. Filming a party is so weird. People are dancing but there’s no music.
“Time for our first dance as husband and wife.” Steve smiles over at you and reaches for your hand. You take it with a grin and he leads you out to the dance floor. You sway to no music, he’s not too graceful and you laugh softly. “What?” He asks looking down at you.
“Nothing, I just feel kinda like I’m back at my high school prom.”
“Because?”
“Just the fancy dress, the nice tux, the music.” You joke and he laughs, his eyes crinkling. You love that.
“Yea I’m not very good at this.” He admits.
“Just keep swaying and pretending like you’re in love with me. All the women in the audience will be so jealous of me that they won’t notice.”
“Jealous?”
“Oh come on Steve. You’ve got millions of female fans, they adore you.” You’re pretty sure he’s blushing. You stroke the back of his head and he kisses you softly.
“Good you two!” Bruce calls over the thudding of the feet in the room. It was so easy to forget that you were filming with his arms around you. There may not be anything actually going on but oh god do you adore him. The shoot goes quickly or it feels quick Bruce doesn’t let anyone leave until the sun is coming up over the horizon. Steve insists on carrying you out of the building and back to the golf cart, he rides with you back to costuming. Your head drifts to his shoulder as you ride.
“Tired?” He asks softly.
“Mhmm.”
“First night shoot huh?”
“Mmm.”
“You’ll get used to it, are you coming to the cabin?”
“Yea.”
“Good.” He smiles then when the cart stops he scoops you up again. “We’re leaving around 3 okay?” He tells you setting you down gently.
“Okay. Nat and I’ll meet you here?” He nods. Then you head into Viz’s office, he’s asleep on the couch and you smile softly. “Hey Viz.” You say softly and he bolts awake. His purple hair sticking up all over the place.
“Hey. You done?”
“Yea. Get me the hell out of this dress I’m exhausted.” He chuckles and helps you out then you go see Clint to get the extensions out of your hair. You leave hair and make up only to run into a very confused Steve.
“My agent said I needed to come get you.”
“What why?”
“No idea. Your agent Scott is here too.” You follow him to his dressing room and he ushers you in. Once the door is shut you see his agent, Thor. He’s huge and blonde and huge and is furious. He hangs up his phone and looks at you then at Steve before he runs his hands through his shoulder length hair.
“What’s going on Scott?” You ask, this whole ordeal is making you anxious.
“Well, you know how you two just filmed the marriage scene?”
“Yea?” Steve prompts.
“Well, apparently it wasn’t fake.” Thor says. “Everything you did was real. From the officiant to the paperwork.”
“We just got married?” You ask your mouth dropping open in shock.
“Yea. Congrats you two.” Scott jokes before your world fades to black. The last thing you hear is Steve crying your name.

10

Day 5
Summer Camp, 2017

After naps is always fun. The weather changed to sunny and humid. Katlin arrived so we had two big cousins again. We ran and played all over the huge yard. We enjoyed the playground,
Playhouse, hide and seek, golf cart rides
And just Running!
Imagine our surprise when Aunt Sue and Carson arrived to play. We also had mini cupcakes to celebrate everyone’s birthday.
After they left at 6:00, BG said we could have a last day swim so we jumped into swimsuits and played awhile. We had to take the lily pad out and roll it up. We were sad until we realized we could enjoy it all rolled up. We tried out the bike and think we will reach the pedals next year.
Look out when we can bike and kayak!

The signs as weird things about my school
  • Aries: It's basically one big hallway and at one end of the hallway there's this roundabout type thing and since the school is 2 levels there's a hole in the middle and everyone calls it "a-hole"
  • Taurus: It's a tradition that the theater kids have that every thespian has to have sex on the catwalk in the auditorium & it's like 50 feet off the ground
  • Gemini: One of our security guards is pregnant so she just gets her own chair in the middle of the hall so she doesn't have to stand.
  • Cancer: We have a dungeon in the basement
  • Leo: Another one of our security guards just has a golf cart and he rides around the school the entire day
  • Virgo: The school is too cheap to pave half the parking lot so the juniors (11th graders) have to park in a mud pit
  • Libra: We have a smoking corner where kids go to smoke cigarettes because it's just off campus so they can't get in trouble
  • Scorpio: My school is right across the street from the mental health ward so we have a mental patient escape like once a week and come over to our school so we have to go into lockdown
  • Sagittarius: One time a bobcat wandered from the mountains a few miles away and just came into our school
  • Capricorn: There's a stall in one of the girls bathrooms where every time you use it, you have to melt the toilet paper holder with your lighter (which everyone has since everyone is a stoner)
  • Aquarius: We have a club called the "Green Team" where they literally just use the funding from the school to buy weed and hotbox someone's car once a week
  • Pisces: There's this creepy ass staircase in the back of the school called the "secret stairs" where everyone goes to hookup
💜 Lots MORE sisterhood social ideas! 💜

Q: What are some sober sisterhood events that a chapter could do? I really want to run for sisterhood chair. I’ve noticed a lot of organizations have their moms come up for a day and I like that idea!  

A: I have several posts that will give you lots of inspiration for SISTERHOOD SOCIALS ~ all alcohol free events: 

Fun “girls night in” chapter party ideas!

Creative “2-hour” sisterhood events!

Top 10 indoor sober socials!

Retreat ideas, also good for sisterhood socials!

💜   MORE Sisterhood Social Ideas: 💜 

  • Mom’s weekend: or Mom’s Day with a craft (like painting matching canvases), luncheon, tea, or special meal. 
  • Dad’s weekend: or Dad’s day with dad/daughter sporty event and special meal. 
  • Holiday themed events: visiting the pumpkin patch, apple picking, ornament decorating, making valentines, Easter egg hunt, etc… 
  • Food pair parties: Milk & Cookies, Burgers & Fries, Eggs & Bacon, Chicken & Waffles, Tea & Cookies, Soup & Salad, Chip & Dip, Cake & Ice Cream, Fish & Chips, Hot Dogs & Apple Pie, Spaghetti & Meatballs, Mac & Cheese, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Cheese & Crackers, Fruits & Nuts, Peaches & Cream.
  • Exercise experience: indoor cycling, hip-hop/funk dancing, boot camp workout, booty barre class, zen or power yoga, indoor paddle board class, latin dancing, kickboxing, Zumba workout, indoor rock climbing, outdoor hiking, ultimate Frisbee. 
  • Game show adaptations: “Minute to Win It” is perfect for fun & team building. “Family Feud” for big/little families, “Jeopardy” and “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” can also be used for a sisterhood social. Theme the questions to your greek community. 
  • Messy fun: paint slip & slide, water balloon slip & slide, powder/dry paint party, foam party, jello tug-o-war, giant bubbles, no-hands pie eating contest, splatter paint, water pistol wars, paint ball, laser tag.
  • Artsy socials: make jewelry, sculpt pottery, paint canvases, decorate cakes, build-a-bear, paint tee shirts, shoot photographs, make magazine picture colleges. 
  • Binge on: Disney movie marathon, craziest YouTube videos, childhood board games, TV show binge viewing, karaoke, poker tournament, 80’s movie marathon. 
  • Random fun sisterhoods: fly kites together on the beach, host a puzzle marathon, short story/poetry writing night, rent canoes or paddle boats for a day at the lake, make a chapter time capsule, go horseback riding, go to a water park, play mini golf, ride go-carts, go ice skating or sledding, make a music video, go camping and roast marshmallows, go fishing, take a group cooking class, visit local tourist attractions, attend an annual festival/carnival/convention, slumber party, take creative outdoor chapter portraits. 
memories I've had with each sign
  • inspired by @zodiac-galaxy's post!!
  • Aries: dance competitions at 2am, them jumping out from behind corners to scare me, Pepsi pong on their ping pong table, freestyling at 1am, watching stupid movies and laughing at them, karaoke, getting each other Chapstick for Christmas, insulting each other's art to be funny, them waking up at 6am even on Saturdays
  • Taurus: waking up at 5am to eat ice cream, watching Saturday morning cartoons every Saturday, having a dance party with their older friends, pretending to be mermaids in their pool, sneaking out to get Taco Bell at midnight, driving to the beach when it was dark to play in the sand
  • Gemini: babysitting two hyper kids until 2am, almost crashing their uncles golf cart, getting sick from riding too many roller coasters, drinking too much caffeine and acting drunk, crying from laughing at everything, going to the zoo and staying at the Dolphins the whole time, taking a bath with a dog together, scary movies every Saturday night, putting a hose on the trampoline and sliding around
  • Cancer: getting partnered up for a simulation and destroying every other team, copying each other's homework before literature, wearing fake mustaches and laughing at the teacher, being the slowest two while playing tag
  • Leo: watching cheesy movies until 5am, running over a teacher's foot with a cart, trying on funny hats in party city, being held by them after waking up from a nightmare, planning our futures, walks in the middle of the night, sleepovers every Friday, staying in bed for 24 hours watching cartoons and eating pizza
  • Virgo: going on a tour of a farm for no reason, playing hide and seek in hotel hallways, playing in the creek by their house, climbing a fallen tree after a tornado, backflips off a trampoline into a pool, walking to McDonald's during a blizzard, getting an A+ on every project we worked on together, fighting off a wasp inside our tent
  • Libra: Being jokingly dragged down a hallway because I called them a pencil, stepping on each other's feet purposely, being bought Chili's and pizza by them, babysitting their kitten, going to water parks together, swimming as far out as we could in Lake Michigan
  • Scorpio: contacting spirits, making fun of people on TV, going to panera bread everyday for a week, going to a salon that took 4 hours to do our hair, one direction concert, buying ice cream as much as possible
  • Sagittarius: giving each other answers for homework/tests, testing out those ear wax vacuums, arguing for 3 hours straight, blasting one direction in random drive thrus, pranking the teacher, trying to be the peacemakers as everyone else in our group argued, catching each other lacking on snapchat
  • Capricorn: face timing until 4am, eating ice cream outside when it was 40 degrees, getting broken up with through a text sent by their friend, watching Disney movies together, playing board games until 2am, playing pranks on people in science class, cutting our hair in science class, changing the backgrounds to white politicians on some random accounts that were logged into computers at school
  • Aquarius: throwing candy at people in the hallway, sexting their friend on my phone, everyone spraying them with silly string at a party, eating 15 chocolate cupcakes each in one night, waking up at 3 in the morning at a sleepover to find them watching supernatural on their phone, talking about Louis tomlinson's butt, discussing mean girls quotes, making up songs about Dolphins
  • Pisces: Doing each other's hair, putting mascara on them for the first time (they cried), laughing at everything the teacher said everyday, when the teacher turned their back we'd whip, being partners in crime, making dirty jokes during a ceremony, face timing for 12 hours, sharing celery in class, best hugs I've ever had

thinking about harry and louis stealing a golf cart and riding around the stadium together.. finding places to hide away for a bit.. cuddling and talking and then Lottie finding them and they’re just a cute family and i’m sad

One time my sister saw my car parked where it shouldn’t be on campus and I found this when I came back.

Not only did I get ticketed, but every Gryffindor was pissed off at me for the rest of the year…