goldfish-911

Pet AU Prompts
  • You rescued my cat from a tree, but you also feel out the tree afterwords. I’m so sorry this is all my fault are you okay . You’re still cute though?
  • You dog always sneaks into my backyard at the same time every day.
  • I feed your dog once and now he likes me more than he likes you. I’m so sorry.
  • Your fucking cat keeps on stealing my spot on our bed and every time I try and lay down, it hisses at me. My back hurts from sleeping on the floor.
  • Your parrot spilled the beans that you like me. I’m so happy cause I really like you. Wait, should I be listening to a parrot?
  • I’m at the vet because my dog needs a checkup after it’s been sick for a while. Oh hello. You’re a very attractive vet. I wasn’t expecting that.
  • “Hey cute dog. Is someone is stuck in a well?” Aka Lassie situation.
  • Our dogs had babies together . I kinda wanna have babies with you. Wait what, did I say that out loud? Fuck.
  • I’M PRETTY SURE MY SNAKE GOT LOSE IN YOUR APARTMENT. PLEASE DON’T PANIC. HE’S REALLY NICE.
  • I work at pet smart and every 2 weeks when you get your paycheck, I see you buying more and more accessories for your hamster. I’m a little concerned about your finances.  
  • So yoU’RE THE ONE CONSTANTLY FEEDING MY DOG PIZZA. 
  • I work at a shelter and you walked in drunk and crying, saying “I just want to pet a dog. Is that so hard to ask for?” 
  • I was at your house for a party and kinda stole your dog? It’s a long story. I’m so sorry.
  • YOU LET YOUR DOG SHIT IN MY YARD AND YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING PICK IT UP. HOW DARE YOU.
  • You parrot alwayS SCREAMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. JESUS CHRIST.
  • My pet rat accidentally got out of it’s cage a few days ago and I’ve been really worried but then I heard you scream “RAT”
  • You’re getting really annoying about our strong Cat Vs. Dog debate. I kinda just wanna fight my mouth with your mouth.
  • HELP I THINK MY GOLDFISH IS DYING. CALL 911.
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He’s eating voraciously and acting more normal than I expected. Still pineconed. Lost a scale as well bu that’s obviously the least of his problems. LFS didn’t have kanamycin (I’m now getting conflicting info on it for dropsy anyway, bad for renal failure some say?) so I decided that the Metro Meds were the important thing and ordered them. Fight the infection from the inside out. I don’t want to shotgun medicine at him (and my wallet) just to make myself feel better. I’ll be patient and treat with Epsom salt in the meantime. Going to to a 100% WC today….and every day until we figure this out.

The photos above were taken this morning. (4-21-2013)

Jules Dropsy Update

Going to head over to the LFS to (hopefully) pick up some Kanamycin to treat the water. Then going to order some Metro Meds and hope they get here in time and are the miracle drug everyone says they are. 

He’s nearly fully pineconed now. He’s still active but having trouble swimming (floaty). Here’s to him still wanting to eat by the time the metro meds get here. I’ll keep just feeding him really tasty things he loves to interest him.

I think I might feed to the other fish the metromed too as a precaution in case there’s baddies lurking around in there? Thoughts? This  might be unnecessary.