goldfish earings

Manila Luzon has the best outfits from any rpdr contestant tbh

A FUCKING MAMMOTH DRESS!

a GOLDFISH DRESSSS WITH MATCHING EAR RINGS

a fucking ding dong dress

a fucking mcdonalds outfit WITH HAMBURGER EARRINGS 

a fucking sPONGEBOB DRESS

a DRESS SHE MADE OUT OF WIG HAIR TO BE A BEE in a season 3 challenge

a FUCKING BIG BIRD DRESS!

a cookie monster dress

a PINEAPPLE DRESS!

A POPCORN DRESS IN-CASE SHE GOT ‘’HUNGRY’’

the signs arsthetic

aries: taking a shit at one in the morning, foot massage, uneven braids
taurus: smelly wigs, pissing in the pool, overeating
gemini: runny nose, eating your hair, scrubbing off pimples
cancer: sunburns, not taking a shower for 3 weeks, gagging
leo: drinking goldfish water, bitting someones ear off, the gross taste of lip gloss
birgo: mansplaining, shaving your armhair, sunglasses at night
scorpio: diarrhea, cramps, uneven haircuts
libra: licking trash cans, drinking someone elses saliva, pissing yourself
saggitarius: wearing the same underwear for a week, braiding your armpit hair, the smell of unused diapers
capricorn: mixing vodka with grape soda, greasy hair, sleeping with your makeup on
aquarius: picking up stones and eating them, licking candles, having a bee stuck in your nose
pissces: reverse spooning, marxism, smelly socks

anonymous asked:

Jungkook and number 3 please :-)

I got a little carried away with this (Harry Potter au tho how can I not?), so it’s under a cut so it’s not too long on your dash

Jungkook; Hogwarts au

There’s a sort of school-wide panic when Headmistress McGonagall announces that the Yule Ball will be hosted at Hogwarts at Christmas.

Apparently, she says, despite the circumstances of the Triwizard Tournament those years ago, the Ball went well and the Durmstrang and Beauxbatons students loved it, so the Ministry and the heads of the schools have decided it’s a good thing to continue in order to foster good faith between the witches and wizards of the various schools.

But this is a surprise to almost all of the students, with the exception of the few whose parents were involved in planning this, and everyone fourth year and up is panicking about dates and dress robes and dancing. You, you don’t really care who you go with; you’ve got a few friends willing to go as a group, and there’s always the foreign boys, some of whom must be interested in having a date from a different school, so that’s not an issue.

Although you know who you’d prefer to go with, if you had the option of anyone. Jeon Jungkook is a fifth year like you, intelligent and athletic, and you know for a fact that he has a really cute smile, even if it’s not shown that often. After the second wizarding war, none of the Slytherins have been treated that well, regardless of involvement with the Death Eaters. Still, you’ve seen how gentle he is in Care of Magical Creatures, his genuine interest in even Professor Binns’s class, how his group of friends includes a Ravenclaw, two Hufflepuffs, and three Gryffindors along with another Slytherin, so he can’t be as bad as the rumors say. You’ve seen his eagerness to learn, the skill with which he flies, and honestly, his Patronus is a bunny.

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