goldeni

anonymous asked:

Chim chim is precious and should be protected

ummmm

someone get me a bull horn so i can SCREAM THIS MESSAGE FROM THE ROOFTOPS BECAUSE

Originally posted by hajimajimin

THIS ADORKABLE

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

RUDELY SEXY

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

RAY OF MOCHIBUN SUNSHINE

Originally posted by jikookshandshake

WHO NEVER FAILS TO BREAK MY HEART (pls hold my hand chimz)

Originally posted by sosjimin

AND IS THE REASON WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

Originally posted by itschiminie

(SRSLY HOW IS THIS THE SAME PERSON WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY)

Originally posted by urnotnamjoon

IS OH SO UNDENIABLY LOVABLE 

Originally posted by jkisart

AND EVEN MORE LOVING (he loves his members so much i cri)

Originally posted by park-jimizzle

HAS A SMILE SO BRIGHT AND GOLDEN

Originally posted by cute-pale

IS SO UNARGUABLY TALENTED

Originally posted by bangtan

AND IS JUST ANOTHER HUMAN BEING LIKE US WHO WANTS TO EAT HIS BLACK BEAN NOODLES IN PEACE

tl;dr - please love pjm. because he is soso beautiful inside and out. he was made to be loved <3

Originally posted by wellhell0therenicetomeetyou

symbiosis

he made every compliment
like candy;
it had

something to do
with the molasses
of his

voice—the way words
oozed out of him
slow and golden

i wanted to become him:
to merge with
him like some kind of mutant

and he made it happen—
he became my parasite;
he latched on

and drank my life
to restore his
till i was so

weak that i had
to crawl away
with my heart in my hands

im looking at pictures of ultimate frisbee and some of these are golden

i dont know if this is photoshopped and i dont care, i want to believe

protecting him from the evil yellow fear disc

nothing i can say would add to this one

as you can see, hes flapping his arm to create enough thrust to counter the FRISBEHEMOTH ROTATION of this one

ill crump with you, sweetie

fuck

YOUVE FAKED THE THROW FOR THE LAST TIME, SUSAN

a sun god about to be defeated by a mortal in a game that might cost him his divinity

December 23, 1958

The Dodgers trade George Lee Anderson to the Phillies for outfielder Rip Repulski and two minor league pitching prospects, Jim Goldeni and Gene Snyder. ‘Sparky’, who will be better known as a major league manager than for being a ‘good field, no-hit’ infielder, becomes the first manager to win a World Series in both the National (1975-76 Reds) and the American League (1984 Tigers).
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So I went darker again. I wanted something more natural and easy to maintain. My natural hair colour is a light golden brown. But this will fade to a medium brown anyway due to my hair being bleached several times over the last few years. It never holds a colour long and always ends up a goldeny colour.

And let’s be honest.. being a mum now, my hair is a mess 90% of the time anyway, like it is in the photos. So who really cares what colour it is right?

I hadn’t had my hair done for 3 months prior to the other night. That’s good for me. As I usually get it done every 6-8 weeks. I got it done a the day before my baby shower. It looked amazing. But only lasted a month or so. And for $310.. I just can’t justify spending that money again for something that hardly lasts.

Cut, all over colour and blow dry from my original hairdresser (she came back off maternity leave a month ago) was $80. So hopefully this lasts a few months then I’ll be back again. Every time you dye your hair darker, or holds for longer. And I’m trying to grow my hair out again, so just trimming it will be even cheaper.

I’m the unholy trinity, basically.

I’m a furry

I like UNDERTALE

I watch MLP

But I try my best to not fall into the female fedorians category. Basically I just like my anthro character because she reminds me of a dog I used to have, Undertale is a cool game with cancer-base, and I just liked MLP since I was younger.

Annnnyways, this’ll spark contro a LOT. So, here’s a story I had.

I got a message one day from this guy at my workplace, and this message was sent to my tumblr, and I didn’t know it was that guy. We’ll call him ‘JK’ for Just Kidding since that was his ‘defense’. So, it’s basically “whats your name” “how are you” “what do you like”, the whole smalltalk thing.

I’m a bit confused since we all know that usually doesn’t happen on Tumblr, but I digress. So, as soon as I mention why my icon is a dog (with multi-colored eyes and odd hair) he goes “Wait, so you’re into dogs?”

I reply with “Uhm, kinda? I like dogs, but I don’t /like/ dogs.”

He says something along the lines of “lol well I wish I could watch” or something equally sexual and gross.

I’m in an open relationship, and have a girlfriend. This does NOT mean I’ll fuck any random person OR animal.

So, I say “Dude, that’s actually really gross.“ 

"Jk, jk, don’t be so serious.”

And we all know what a crap excuse that is, even if it’s true. So I tell him to please not say that stuff.

Soon we turn to the topic of past, and I say that I had a single boyfriend when I was a kid and the rest were girls.

“I think you should try more.”

“Excuse me?”

“JK lol”

Like, on Tumblr there’s three groups.

* Anti-SJW, Anti-Feminism, Egalitarian, Cis White Male Nightmare

* Polykin atheist demiromantic sapiosexual with BPD, MPD, and Schizo self dx (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

* shitposting extreme/the rarest pepe

I fall into the shitposting section, basically, but anyways, he was number one.

Normally I’m just like “k” to all sorts of homophobic/transphobic/etc. things geared towards me because bro I’m actually kinda chill

And this time, is when it got worse. First he asks me if I’m into fucking dogs, then asks if I’m 'a full lesbian’, then asks a bunch more sexual questions.

When I get to the Undertale and MLP topics, it’s more casual, no sex, no 'JK’s, nothing. Honestly I’m getting a 'Denko’ vibe from this dude except instead of (´・ω・`) it’s always “JK”.

And eventually, I say I’m in an open relationship.

He INSTANTLY asks me out, says 'romantic’ things (the typical “I know you’re gay, but I’m a nice guy” excuse) and I shoot him down point blank.

He’s been bugging me, asking for shit like “What’s your address?” (“Just to see your dogs lol”) so I’m freaked out, it’s been like a week since we started chatting.

He makes a callout post about me being a feminazi or something and throws a fit.

I stay up at night one night doing the 'random sleep shitpost thinking’ thing we all do sometimes, and boom. It hits me.

His user was something like 'JKkingdom’ or something with his name in it.

JK.

J K .

I go to work the next morning and drop hints.

“I rejected this totally creepy guy on Tumblr.”

“His username was something like JKkingdom.”

“He’s such a fucking creep.”

And next thing I know, he FLIPS. HIS. SHIT. 

He gets really pissed and basically butthurt.

I reply with a casual “Seriously?” and he just ends up shouting more.

I blocked him before going to bed, of course, and I don’t know what happened to his blog, but yeah.

I got my hours changed so I didn’t need to deal with him anymore.

holy shit that’s golden

i don’t even care that you’re a furry brony undertale fan you pull this sort of shit and you’re alright by me

Why I broke up with you

Ive only ever liked four boys:
The first was my best friend
And we both loved rocks.
We buried a Dorito bag filled
With stones in the sand
Underneath the swing set
And people laughed.
We haven’t talked in a decade
But sometimes he likes my photos on Facebook. 

The second was almost as smart as you.
I knew this even in fifth grade,
the boy was a genius.
We made fun of each other
And we hated each other
In that elementary school way.
He didn’t ask me to the end of year dance.
I wish I had asked him.
He turned into the boy that flipped his hair
Instead of meeting my eye in the hallway.

 The third
Was a disaster.
He was the first boy I wrote a poem about.
It rhymed. He hated me and told everyone
He would never, ever, ever like me.
he came to my house this new year’s eve
for a party. When he left, he said:
“thank you. For everything.”
I knew he meant the food and drink,
I knew he meant for hosting,
But I took it as something more.
We can all be forgiven. 

The fourth boy I ever liked
Is not you. 

The fourth boy is written
On the back of my throat
He is the stillness and the uproar
He is the moment in between my pulse.
I can’t erase him from my fingertips
And he is every poem I’ve ever written

I’m sorry,
It is possible to love someone
Even though you know they don’t love you back
This was not the case
With you.
I’m sorry. 

I miss you.
I miss your presence,
Your company.
I miss laughing
And in retrospect everything was golden
I had fun with you.
You were exciting.
But I don’t miss you
In the way you should be missed—
The lack of a limb,
The lack of sight,
Nothing but you fills. 

I’m just trying to write something honest.

You exhausted me,
But I didn’t want to stay.
I worried about how to make room for you.
I should’ve known that I didn’t need
To carve out a spot in my life for you,
You should have just nestled in. 

I’ve only ever liked four boys.
You told me you liked a new girl every month.
I don’t love carelessly. You don’t either,
But we love in different ways.
I need to feel deeply to stay.
I want to be devastated.
Your absence could never be
Devastating. 

And I’ll never know why that made me leave you.
It doesn’t make much sense.
It didn’t feel right
I didn’t feel a connection
I didn’t care about you enough
I gave up
What did I just do
What have I done 

I’m sorry
But I wasn’t happy
“I’m happy here with you”
I thought saying it would make it true

The words burned black on my tongue
I thought you could taste them when we kissed
I thought you knew
I said I was happy
More often than not I was uncomfortable
I was burdened and that is something
I need to figure out. Please know
That none of this is your fault. 

In another time
Maybe I could have loved you
In another place
Maybe 

This is the first time I’ve ever written about you.

anonymous asked:

Okay, but like I agree with u 100% in the yoonmin. Even tho they don't have lots of skinship like the rest, when they do, it seems so intimate and meaningful. U see how deep yoonmin makes me seem ╥﹏╥

YESSS exactly!!! and the legendary “you know” “i know” moment?????

so pure. so good. so golden

i honestly live for those rare moments where yoongi actually does stupid shit with jimin and jimin smiles like an idiot for getting a reaction out of him like I JUST. HAVE. SO MANY. FEELINGS. FOR THESE TWO. FUCK

Originally posted by yoonmin

anonymous asked:

Oh yeah I bet cinders super freaked out whenever anyone is super formal around her like first when she became queen of lunar and the when she became empress like a maid or something would bump into her and the girl would be like curtsying and apologizing like "I'm so sorry my empress" and cinder would be like "nah dude it's cool" or something like that and the maid would be kinda freaked out

OMG JUST IMAGINING THAT IS SO GOLDEN

I think everyone in the palace is so surprised by cinder because they were tortured for just spilling a drop of water on the floor by levana (on luna) and they may still be scared by the idea of the lunar queen (in new beijing)  but suddenly they knock into cinder and apologize profusely and are pretty much scared for their life but then cinder’s just like “nah don’t worry about it let me help you pick that up” and basically they’re just speechless

elletromil  asked:

1/? Okay but I got that idea that won't leave me and had to share with someone. Imagine an au where Harry is a telepath and Eggsy has telekinetic powers. And unknowingly to them both, they've start to bond during Eggsy's training. They seriously have no clue this is happening, because Harry has the best control out there on his powers and never really needed an anchor and well Eggsy’s powers are low-level at best.

(It turns out it’s only because he’s had no training and in reality he has some amazing potential, but they don’t know it until much later.) And well the scene that has obsessed me with that plot bunny is when Harry gets shot by Valentine, even over all that distance, Eggsy is the one able to deflect the bullet and what knocks Harry out is instead Eggsy’s psychic cry and the fact he’s knock his head hard on the pavement when he fell. And the rest happens like the movie,but at the end when they’re going back to HQ and Eggsy has a little break-down over everything that happened, over losing Harry, he’s comforted by the man himself through their bond. And Eggsy thinks he’s going crazy because Harry is dead and he might have been a telepath but the man himself told him his powers weren’t that great,but when he tells Merlin it doesn’t take him long to find out that yes Harry truly is alive and in a hospital in Kentucky and they go to bring him back. And just imagine them working as a team with their powers and training together to make the most of it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN

I NEEED LIKE A 100K FIC

OH MY GOD IMAGINE HARRY AND EGGSY DURING HIS TRAINING? REALIZING THAT THEY COULD SOMETIMES SPEAK TO ONE ANOTHER, AND BEING FREAKED OUT AT FIRST. IMAGINE THE LAST FIGHT BEFORE KENTUCKY; IT BEING A SCREAMING MATCH IN THEIR HEADS WHERE THEY BOTH END UP REGRETTING EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY CAN FEEL EACH OTHER’S PAINS.

IMAGINE THE SMUT TOO THOUGH, BECAUSE HECK THEY CAN FEEL WHTA THE OTHER FEELS, HEAR WHAT THE OTHER THINKS AND IT’S SO INTENSE EGGSY CAN’T HANDLE HIMSELF AT FIRST AND HARRY IS JUST AS BAD.

IMAGINE THEM FUCKING EVERY BAD GUY’S PLANS BECAUSE HELL YEAH THEY ARE THE BIGGEST BADASSES WITH THEIR COMBINED POWERS