Immortalized in Dazed and Confused, Top Notch is the hamburger joint embodiment of Matthew McConaughey’s famous line: “I get older, they stay the same age.” A relic seemingly from the 1950s (even though it’s only physically been around since the ‘70s), Top Notch serves simple, juicy, greasy burgers with perfectly golden onion rings. Order the Longhorn Special to get a bit of bacon on your burger.

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