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Ryan: Holy $HIT! I’m at Spider-Man’s table.
Andrew: I’m not…
Ryan: You’ll always be the Web-Head to me.
           This is going to sound crazy, but…
           at some point tonight we have to make out.
Andrew: What?
Ryan: Trust me… The internet will lose it’s #&@%ing mind.
Andrew: Spideypool…
           Is it weird that I have a boner right now?