golden crocodile

  • Hook: I'm going to kill you, Crocodile!
  • Hook: at noon on my ship
  • Hook:
  • Hook: well okay fine, maybe next time when I ambush you in the woods
  • Hook: later today, I think
  • Hook: or tomorrow
  • Hook: but I'm definitely gonna do it! Nyah!
  • Rumple: really? Because I feel like you're just going to keep talking about it
  • Hook: isn't that what I'm supposed to do?
  • Rumple: what?
  • Hook: I thought that's how it works!
  • Rumple: well it's not very effective is it
  • Hook: I learned it by watching you! :(
  • Rumple:
  • Rumple: yes well
  • Rumple: probably one of many bad choices you've made
  • Hook: shut up, at least I'm not going on and on about the stars in the hat and the stars in the sky

wait, so Rumple is the Dark One again, this time with more power than ever… so does that mean he has to learn about it? A refresher course as it were, to catch him up on all the new features?

Because, I’m just saying, when Emma became the Dark One she saw the previous Dark One as her guide. As did Killian. How AMAZING would it be if Rumple starts seeing Killian (and maybe Emma) as his new guide?

He thought he’d finally gotten rid of the pirate. Instead… instead, he suddenly sees him EVERYWHERE.

  • Rumple: okay, clenching jaw, check
  • Rumple: flashing eyes, check
  • Rumple: pirate swagger, check
  • Rumple: and he always makes some insufferable cocky patronising remark... man I got this
  • Rumple: rum... oh crap. Uhm, oh, there, the teacups, use those, real men drink rum out of teacups right?
  • Rumple: refuse to go along on the adventure with Emma due to some minor injury... that's totally something he'd do
  • Rumple: he is a coward after all
  • Rumple: I'd be such a better pirate than him
  • Rumple: better-looking, too
  • Rumple: and taller
  • Rumple: and with a bigger ship
  • Rumple: arrrrr
  • Hook: hello Crocodile... guess who's the new Dark One?
  • Rumple: oh bugger me
  • Rumple: wait
  • Rumple: why are you not dressed all in leather?
  • Hook: shut up, I had to change, it's the rules
  • Rumple: well I must say
  • Rumple: you look very... fluffy, for a Dark One
  • Hook: shut up
  • Rumple: in fact you look more like...
  • Hook: don't you dare turn those tables on me
  • Rumple: ... a teddy bear!
  • Hook:
  • Rumple:
  • Hook:
  • Hook: this is exactly why I didn't bloody want this job