Gold on the ceiling. Gold on the floor. Gold on the walls. Gold on the door. You are actually on the inside of a bar of gold. No one is certain of how you got in there. We have decided you should be able to find your own way out. In the meantime, did you know it sounds like a maraca when we shake this gold bar really hard?
HC that when Yurio hits puberty he just has more severe mood swings and whenever he's in a pissy/lazy mood Victor and Yuuri try to motivate him and get him to come to practice and Victor is like "Don't you want to continue as a top skater in Russia?" and Yurio, swaddled in blankets with a box of cereal next to him, watching netflix in the dark with his cat (probably wearing black nail polish), just points at the gold medal on his wall and says "I've peaked."