inspired by last nights pick up line battle here ya go nerds
also we hit 500 followers???? we must warn you that if youre following us we have no idea where we’re going
anyway thank you guys so much! <3 have this slightly longer scenario as a gift (it certainly won’t be the last of its kind :D)
“Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart soaring?”
A smile pulls at your lips as you turn towards your boyfriend. “That was too awful for words, Hikaru.”
Hikaru grins at you widely. “Hmmm? I thought it was pretty smooth, actually. But, you know,” His hand suddenly darts forward to grab yours, tugging you closer. “You look kind of familiar; don’t we have a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.”
“That was even worse. You can do better than that, surely?”
“Is that a challenge?” Hikaru asks, a glint in his eye.
“Well, I hope you know CPR,” He smirks, leaning even closer, “because you just took my breath away.”
“Weeeak.” You tease, pulling away from him only to circle behind and whisper lowly in his ear. “Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favourite.”
Hikaru turns in your arms, and though his expression is still as mischievous as ever, you feel at spark of triumph at the sight of a faint splash of red on his cheeks. “I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have one sweet ass.”
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“My doctor says that I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
“It’s gotta be a crime to look that go-“
You both glance over at Haruhi, whose eye is twitching in a way that suggests she’s about to throw something at the two of you.
You think it best to comply, and untangle yourself from your boyfriend with a chuckle. “Awww, weren’t you touched by our heart-warming display of affection, Haruhi?”
Beside you, Hikaru tuts. “Such a shame. I thought it was quite moving, myself.”
Haruhi looks less than amused, and you take this as a sign to leave. Quickly.
Before you can take more than a step, however, Hikaru stops you with a light tug on the wrist. When you glance back at him, he smiles, entwining your fingers together. “Hey,” he purrs softly, and you try to ignore the way you heart thumps at his tone. “You should tie your shoe laces.”
Hikaru leans forward, inches away from your face, and you can feel his breath ghosting over your cheeks. “I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
You stare at him for a second, fighting back a grin. “…Gotta hand it to you, that one was pretty suave.”
He pulls back – much to your disappointment – triumph clear across his face. “I know. Does this mean I win?”
“Pffft. No chance.” you tease, beginning to walk away again. “Consider this an intermissio-“
You cut yourself with a loud yelp as you plummet forwards, the world speeding around you for a few terrifying seconds before snapping to a sharp halt as you hit the floor. Painfully. You lie there for a few seconds, dazed.
Much to your irritation, you can hear Hikaru snickering above you. “I wasn’t joking when I told you to tie your shoelaces, you know!”
Scowling, you reach out to grab his leg as he saunters past.
He crashes to the ground next to you with a startled yell. “Real mature, _____.” he groans into the floor.
There’s a few seconds of silence, before you turn to him with a smirk.
“…I guess you could say we really fell for each other.”
On the other side of the room, Haruhi snaps her pencil.
- Admins Kits and Beckett