going to go watch this now

anonymous asked:

So you reblogged something a while ago ("no concrete explanation for how anyone was able to call Cruz’s Hamilton") and I'd like to hear your say on it *chinhands* especially because Hamilton said /Whipplefilter/ was calling which.. is.. strange.. (???) since 1) "race cars don't have phones" 2) Lightning asked Smokey to get Cruise back to the track, so why "call from Whipplefilter".. I think this bugs me more than there being no explanation as to why the cars are sentient dnhskdjmsjmdm 1/2

Theory 1: I did it. 

I called her. I am Chester Whipplefilter, and I called her from beyond the void. I’ve been forced to reveal my secret!

Theory 2: There is literally a tiny Lewis Hamilton inside of Cruz, and he helped them out.

I mean, it’s possible.

Theory 3: A fortuitous merge error.

Okay, this one I’m actually really into. XD I love computing drama.

Sterling has apparently invested money in some pretty intense, technologically advanced racing wrap, right? So Cruz and Lightning are both sporting tech that can transmit data to the cloud–speed stats and vital signs, sure, but also contact info (and probably also their purchasing habits, most frequently viewed webpages, their YouTube history, and demographic data for targeted ads).

Well, racecars don’t have phones, but retired crew chiefs cum backwoods auto mechanics do, because this is the gosh darn 21st century and you can bet Smokey drove into town to pick up his pre-ordered iPhone 7 the day it came out.

But with the iOS update shenanigans ensued, and everyone’s contacts got dealphabetized and no one could type Is. And since Smokey was the one with the phone, but Lightning was the one with the suit, Cruz’s bluetooth registered them as the same person because they happened to be parked too close to one another when it was collecting its data.

Then, the tech searched the cloud for Lightning’s last known alias, which happened to be Whipplefilter. 

When Cruz gets the call and says, confused, “Whipplefilter?” she’s not confused because she doesn’t remember who Whipplefilter is. She’s just not sure how that contact GOT INTO HER PHONE, since she didn’t put it there.

Luckily, this all worked out for the best, and it turns out the movie was basically saved by cloud-based computing and machine learning and invasive information science being in their infancy and kind of sucking.

Thanks, Sterling! And Apple.

Frank Castle? I don’t know him. I only know Pete, the hipster man with a sledgehammer.

Saw Coco Today

After having seen it, it makes me realize how I wish my family could be a little more Mexican in the sense that I wish we celebrated Day of the Dead. My family doesn’t because I guess it goes against the Roman Catholic faith or whatever.

I like the spirituality concepts of Dia de (los) Muertos, but that is also my personality and ways of thinking talking too lol I’m not religious anymore except spiritual.

Nonetheless, it was such a great movie. I recommend to go watch it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I should have taken my little bro with me to go see it. Lol

It also makes me wish I had a family who really is tight-knit. I hope for a husband like one of the characters in the movie (can’t say who) LOL. TOO LOYAL AND SINCERE TO HIS FAMILY THOUGH 😭😭😭 I feel like I have no family in life because of the lack of emotional connections with them. #tootrue

Who knew that you’d be up in here looking like you do
You’re making staying over here impossible
Baby I must say your aura is incredible
If you don’t have to go, don’t

I entirely blame Lambiel’s performance for introducing me to this beautiful cover of Rihanna’s “Don’t Stop the Music”

-Do not repost anywhere!-

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You were my first friend


i just finished hxh for the first time
is there a way to keep on living

so keith is probably going to be with the blades during his bday and not w voltron… but instead of thinking about that think about kolivan researching human birthdays and throwing keith the most uncomfortable best party ever

Hope of Morty

Look, I know there’s like a million Hope of Morning vids already, but trust me. This is a Rick Sanchez song.

Watch on Youtube: (x)

anonymous asked:

Lol now I'm imagining the trio + Sombra as the muses and Hanzo as Megara singing "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from the Hercules movie. With McCree as the subject

Anon ive been absolutely dying to draw this ever since you sent it and now heRE IT IS